“Trixie, you’re better than this!” You grunt in pain from your injured chest as you pull yourself upright. “You’re a great magician; you don’t need to be living in the forest eating pinecones. You should be living in a palace, with servants to do your every whim!”
“Trixie knows!” the blue unicorn sniffed, pressing her head into the ground to hide her tears. “Trixie has wasted her life! All that potential, gone! Now Trixie is hated by all and must hide in the Everfree Forest.”
“No Trixie!” you stand, shaking a fist in the air. “For I have faith in you. I know that you are not just a Great and Powerful pony – you could be a Great and Powerful princess! Come with me, overthrow Celestia, take your rightful place as the ruler of Equestria!”
Trixie slowly looks up at you questioningly. “You… you really think I can do that?”
You smile. “Yes Trixie, yes I can!”
***
You waste no time in racing back to Canterlot, Trixie riding on your back and whipping you with a branch to make you go faster. Ignoring any guards who try to stop you, you burst into the throne room as Celestia is addressing a gathering of farmers. All eyes turn to you as you enter.
“What is this?” Celestia gasps in surprise. “Have you found the Time Orb?”
“No, princess!” I smirk, letting Trixie dismount from your back. “I have found your DOOM!” You and Trixie stand in front of the princess, smirking as Celestia looks between you.
After a few minutes of awkward silence, you nudge Trixie. “Go on then!”
Trixie looks up at you confused. “What? Trixie thought you had a plan!”
“I do!” you hiss back. “You’re going to overthrow Celestia!”
“Oh,” Trixie pouts. “Trixie thought you were going to do that.”
You both stare at Celestia, who stalks forwards, horn glowing brightly. “Ah, now princess!” you cry, throwing up your hands. “Do you mind if we go out and start again?”
Celestia shakes her head, her brow angrily furrowed as she looks between you. “I seem to have misplaced my faith!” she intones, with steel in her voice. “Such insurrection shall not go unpunished. Trixie – you will henceforth be banished to the Everfree Forest, where you will spend the rest of your days eating pinecones.”
“Hurray!” Trixie shouts.
“And as for you!” Celestia steps closer, and you can feel her magic close around your arms and legs, holding you tight. “You shall become my slave!”
“Hurray!” you shout.
“…in the mercury mines!” Celestia continues.
You hang your head. “…Boo!”
BAD END
Well, you gotta get that royal guard metal somewhere. Good thing I play alot of minecraft.
Okay, this got the biggest laugh out of me yet. Hurray!
eh, ill settle for makeing my charachter work in the mines.
"Hurray"
Well that sucks.
ROFLMAW
"Trixie – you will henceforth be banished to the Everfree Forest, where you will spend the rest of your days eating pinecones.”
Yaaaay!!!
Curse you again Celestia! CURSE YOU AGAIN!!!
“And as for you!” Celestia steps closer, and you can feel her magic close around your arms and legs, holding you tight. “You shall become my slave!”
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HURRAY!!
MERCURY!!!!
Well, at least Trixie gets a happy ending.
Well, for once you actually managed to make him say exactly what I would have said.
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XD
Slave! HOORAY! In mercury mines! Boo...
I didn't die this time
WOOOO YEAH! DEATH NUMBER FIVE! DEATH NUMBER FIVE!
516743 Shamelessly stealing that for future use! xD
> “No princess!” I smirk
If this ever did happen I never would have tried to do this, I knew it wouldn't end well. But I was too weak to leave Trixe and too strong to marry her
"You waste no time in racing back to Canterlot, Trixie riding on your back and whipping you with a branch to make you go faster"
I lost it there
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Thats hilarious
unlucky 13!
heh heh
endings so far:
1. brainwashed by fluttershy
2. rabies from RD
3. shot by a cop
4. stoned
5. do all of AJ work until u die
6. broken spine
7. dishwasher for Pony Joe
8. sent to the moon
9. marries Trixie
10. become celestia's slave
Celestia has mercury mines?
Celestia threatens her people with slavery and death? This is madness!
theres over 20 endings and yet all endings we coem to are the bad ones
2688800 Madness ? THIS IS EQUESTRIA !!! (Kicks you)
Hooray for celestial slavery...
If your into that kind of thing :/
On the bright side, mercury is valuable. Like gold and platinum. 'Cept you have to mine a whole lot more of it.
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Your name is hot–I mean... uhhh... your name is sexylicious
Bad ending number 8.
I need a lawyer. A damn good lawyer.
Well... GG
I'm pretty sure that's not how it went in my head...
Well, shoot. I was hoping I could be Celestia's actual slave if you know what I mean
Run 4
Log 38:
Bad Ending #4: Celestia sends me to the mines.
...Well, at least I'm not dead. Time for Run 5.
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Mr. Wright isn't busy now, so you can call him.
Crap...
I knew I should have stuck to Minecraft.
Endings: 3/21
Bad: 2
Decent: 1