A coffee and donut seems to be the best plan of action! You can’t save the world on an empty stomach after all!
After wandering aimlessly around the castle, you finally make your way outside, and to Pony Joe’s legendary donut café! “One of your finest donuts, Pony Joe! Or Donut Joe! Or whatever your name is!” You slam your fist on the counter at the large unicorn in a chef’s apron.
“For the Brony Hero? It’s on the house!” Pony Joe brings you a coffee and a donut, and you scarf it down in the most heroic manner possible, pausing only to wipe your mouth on your hands, and then smear your hands over the stool next to yours.
“Thanks Pony Joe!” you reply as you lick the sugar off your lips. “It’s good to know that some ponies recognise what a true hero I am!”
“Oh I do…” Pony Joe leans across the counter, winking. “I do…”
You feel a bit like your personal space is being invaded.
What will you do?
Leave to explore the castle
Seduce Pony Joe
Dafaq did I just read?
SEDUCE ALL THE PONIES!
(Seriously, there better be a chance to seduce in another chapter!)
A coffee and a donut is the only logical thing to do in this situation!
wat wat wat
Mister Joe, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
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I don't even like guys. *clicks option two*
I'm just clicking it for teh lulz
...Fine, I'll go all Mass Effect/Dragon Age on this fic
Why, Mr Donut Joe I due believe you are trying to seduce me. I'm afraid that isn't going to work...I'm the only one who does the seducing around here
I seduce everypony/thing but Donut Joe
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Pff i do it anyway. Gona Secuce em all.
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Okay, its definitely not me in Equestria. I might not be the Hero type, but I'm NOT that kind of a douche!! Still, I would go to Pony Joe for a donut. After all I didnt get mom's breakfast early on.
I get the feeling I'm playing as Kanaya, not myself, what with all these seduction options.
WTF!!
My "real" story is not that, but I gotta click it for the lulz!
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YOU THERE, DO YOU WATCH ANGEL BEATS? IF YOU DO, THEN YOU SIR,
Are indubitably above all the rest here on the awesome scale.
Well... I mean Tia can be kinda hot, so can Luna, and some other ponies... But, Pony JOE... Back the fuck up man. Guy's a fucking sex magnet.
~Jack
PS: MOVING ON.
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Agreed my good fellow.
can i...change character?
You saw him in mmmystery on the friendship express, come here pony joe!
He has too much swag must seduce, I don't even like stallions. Aw well.
Am I really seducing Pony Joe... or is it Pony Joe that has already seduced me?
i must click the seduce button if its there!!!
*Slaps pony joe* I came here looking for RD
ಠ_ಠ I am pretteh?
What's with all the seducing options?
Ok the seduce here is... Tempting... (My first play-through is always my real choices though. I'll be back later Joe, )
At the very least somepony knows that Hero's always get free stuff.
In my mind, I thought I'd meet my OC, we share an awkward stare, then I just quietly walk away while he drinks his coffee.
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Uh... I need an adult.
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i am an adult
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Yeah......no.
I DON'T WANT TO SEDUCE A GUY!
I'll do it next if all else fails (for the lols). But first, I'll explore the castle.