You decide the only way to find the Time Orb is to unleash the Elements of Harmony! Also you really want to wear that cute tiara.
You enter the large hall in which the elements are kept, feeling like a conquering hero! All around you are stained glass windows that show various epic events in Equestria’s history. Towards the end of the hall, one window has been left blank, with a sign saying “RESERVED FOR BRONY HERO”. You grin widely. Soon you will be immortalised as the greatest brony in history!
You approach the massive door to the vault in which the Elements are kept. Taking a deep breath, you push the door open…
…Nothing happens. You swear under your breath, suddenly remembering that in the cartoon, Celestia unlocked it with her horn. You peer at the hole in the door, squinting into it as you think of your options. As the Brony Hero, surely you should be able to unlock the door using your innate powers! Or maybe you should give up on this course of action and explore somewhere else.
What will you do?
Stick your finger in the hole and wiggle it about. It’s a bit like a horn.
Leave to explore the rest of the castle
>finger
At least you didn't have him use his horn.
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I immediately thought that would be the option after reading about her horn. Am I a bad person?
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Yes. Yes you are.
(Of course, that's the first thing I thought of, too...)
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The way this guy is potentially whoring himself through Equestria I expected it too.
Yes.... My finger...
yeah, wiggle your finger around in the hole...... gawsh!
This needs a "seduce the door" option
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FUCKING. BRILLIANT.
~Jack
"Stick your finger in the hole and wiggle it about. It’s a bit like a horn."
That's exactly what I do in real life!
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You casually lean against the door, trying your best to look utterly cool. Deciding to try the old Brony Hero charm, you take the direct approach.
"Hey bebe, you're a-door-able, you and me should go out sometime. What d'ya say? You aren't alarmed are you?"
The suspense nearly kills you as you await the door's reply, but it answers with complete silence. Suddenly it dawns on you that this is a special kind of silence. The kind of silence when nothing needs to be said. This kind of silence can only mean one thing; you have found your soul mate. You both have.
Your heart melts as your gaze slides over her gilded embossing. Your fingers feel electrified as they touch her golden knob. Delicately, slowly, you approach her and press your lips against her fine ornamentation, inhaling the dust that has settled there. It makes you choke a little, but this is a labour of love. Seeing the horrid dust that mars her surface, you tear all your remaining clothing into rags, and begin to polish her surface, bringing out the shine that only you could.
When you finish, the door gleams like Celestia's crown itself, and you step back to admire your beautiful soul mate.
A cough sounds behind you, and as you whip around, you find no less than two of Celestia's royal guards, one of Luna's, two cleaning maids, a butler and a sous-chef. They stand in stunned silence, although a few appear to be crying. Slowly, one of the maids begins to stomp her applause. Gaining confidence, the rest join in, one by one, until the entire chamber is ringing with their enthusiasm.
Shocked, you begin to stutter, only to be shushed by a maid.
"Brony Hero of Equestria?" she begins, and you nod. "My name is Pine Fresh, and I am the head of the palace maids and caretakers. On this day, you have shown dedication and amazing ability in the face of dust and tarnish. I can see that you two were made for each other. So, from this day forth," she raises her voice to edict levels, "you, Brony Hero will be the sole caretaker of The Door Of The Elements. May you both live your lives in peace and prosperity. I now pronounce you Door and Boy. Go in peace."
Another round of applause greets you, and tears of happiness fall from your eyes. Truly this has been the best day of your life. You started the morning a normal pony loving boy, living in your mother's house. Now, you've been transported to Equestria, met your soul mate, gotten a job caring for your soul mate (a dream come true!), and have earned yourself a permanent stay in Equestria.
Faced with your love, you suddenly feel prematurely naked, having used all your garments to clean her. You request a new suit from a lingering guard, as well as some oil (for her hinges, obviously). After the best day of your life, prepare for the best night of it.
STRANGE (BUT GOOD IF YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO INANIMATE OBJECTS) ENDING
525390 FUCKING. GLORIOUS.
Also funny.
PFFTLOL
1. *Gulp*
2. Will this ever be used. Curiosity too strong.
STICK YER PECKER IN IT
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That was my first thought... but then I remembered the size of that hole - it just ain't big enough for our surely well-endowed hero!
and now I thought that I could seduce the door
*when it said finger* t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8-Zilsmge1uNG3BpIfkt-Bt_5dAVfkPx73dJx6e_s88c_dQMM
It better be a finger, bro!
Ok, I'm doing the finger first.