• Published 16th Oct 2014
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PONY POV SERIES SEASON 8: FINALE! - Alex Warlorn


The finale of the Pony POV Series is here. Discord and Nightmare Diamond Tiara's end game is here. The Mane Six. Trixie. The Cutie Mark Crusaders. All have roles to play. Can they bring back the truth? Or will lies rule? Can hope pierce despair?

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Havoc and Azehorse Comedy sketch by Endrel1110
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Azerhorse and Havoc were playing a card game when Princess Veritas bucked the Black Pharaoh out of the universe.

"Go uNo!" The Blind Idiot God 'spoke.'

Havoc said, "I Know You Have A Pikachu To Match My Diaboromon!"

"NotHINg BuT BLue EyES WhiTe DraGonS aNd BaBE RuthS."

"Ugh."

"WhY do I FeEl incrEdIble aNGer And HumIlIation?"

"I Think A Couple Of Your Spawn Messed Up."

"I HaVe SpaWN? ..... WHat JuSt SlAMMed IntO ME?"

"I Think That's One Of Them Right Now."

"Has HE UpHeLD My CreED of maKInG MorTAls fEAr thE UnKNown ANd BEinG UnKNoWn?"

"Let's See The Mortal Cam."

Somewhere in the universe, a random mortal pony (who bore a suspicious resemblance to Lily the earth pony) said. "I'm less scared now that I see this monster be defeated."

"Huh, Well I Don't Know About You But That Seems Pretty Much What You Don't Want," Observed Hell itself.

"HavE All my cHiLDren fAIled mE?"

"No, Here's A Full History Of Each One Of Them In A Couple Of What A Mortal Would Feel Is Hours, Condensed Into What A Mortal Would Feel Is A Couple Seconds."

" ................ GamE's! OvEr!" Azerhorse left.

Havoc Looked at Azerhorse's cards. "That Liar, He Did Have A Diaboromon! Why Didn't You Guys Tell Me?"

The souls he had shaped into the cards, table, and chairs incoherent rambled.

"Oh Don't Give Me This 'Azerhorse Made Us Crazy' Crap!"

More ramblings.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CHARIOT SOULS, THEY DO A GOOD JOB BEING TORTURED!"

Author's Note:

This is a comedy sketch written by Endrel1110 for when Applejack banished Nyarlathotrot.

The the devil's cage, and it the blind idiot elder concept having a friendly game of cards when it happens.

http://endrel1110.deviantart.com/

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