• Member Since 24th Jan, 2013
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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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:rainbowderp:

:trixieshiftleft:

:trixieshiftright:

:pinkiehappy:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
pretty much my reaction... in the middle of class too. Teacher didnt care though, I was already done with work.

:facehoof: Oh jesus flippin christ.
Thanks, I guess...
:rainbowwild:

5106250
Lucky he didn't poke over and see your screen, I believe his head would have imploded.:derpytongue2:


5106326
You're welcome. I guess.:trollestia:

:applejackconfused::derpyderp2::rainbowderp::rainbowhuh::twilightoops::duck::unsuresweetie::pinkiegasp:
This site needs a discord face

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I agree, but then, that wouldn't be in the spirit of Discord! It's making sense if they add it, so by the laws of entropic chaos, he shall remain hidden.

I assume you enjoyed it, at least?:trixieshiftright:

And suddenly I have a use for leftover cake....

5108312
It'll never complain when you go deep, won't cry when you smack its ass, and will let you in any side.:rainbowkiss:

>mfw cake is a better lover than any girl.
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I definitely prefer transformation stories where its just fun, none of the 'its irreversable', kills them, breaks their mind or stuff like that. You can just enjoy it without worry.

That and the concept of ponies turning into dildos is pretty hilarious. :twilightsmile:

5108255 But no expects discord to make an appearance as a face, so maybe he would appear, but looking different each time.
And yes, it was a good story.

5108722
I like to write dark TF scenes when I'm reading a lot of dark fics. I suppose you can thank the numerous comedy fics I've seen recently for allowing me to be light and silly here, without forcing ponies into existences they don't want.

I like to write both, as it lets me explore the concept to its fullest. If we only focused on the happy, there's so much to be had from the sad/dark. I just like to think about all the possibilities. Who else would write this smut?

I'll admit, it's more fun writing silly shit than serious, but I gotta have a balance in there somewhere.

Yay!! More pornographic comedy madness!! I'm pretty much hooked to the series now. Are you a cep ting story ideas? I have a few involving a piston and a rainbow.

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If you want to PM me, send me ideas, I'll think it over, see what I come up with.

Worst case, I slap it into the Cracker Barrel.:eeyup:

I love how they each have different transformations, makes me wonder what someponies would turn into.
Also you cant really blame spike entirely for this, she did use a random vibrator she found on her doorstep.

5108795 That is a good point, the fact that I know it could go so wrong does make me appreciate the more light hearted ones.

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Not blaming Spike here, he's getting out of it scott-free! :eeyup: He even took some 'samples' for later. Merely taking advantage of the situation for comedic purposes.

Now Twilight, on the other hand? She's got that 'revenge' feel going. :trollestia:

Also, feel free to suggest the stuff I turn them into.:moustache:

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I cant think of anything specific right now but I will be disappointed if we don't get at least one butt plug.

Maybe have a character not turn into what they thought they would or have a failed batch and just turn into a random completely non-sexual object. Or have somepony get the lotion without knowing what it does. :rainbowhuh:

Oh one thing I am curious about, is the transformation specific with each pony? Like will Twilight always turn into a strapon as opposed to any other dildo? :twilightblush:

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The way I envision it, is that each bottle is enchanted with a spell for certain transformations. Thus why Twilight asked in Dildoshy if it came in 'Strapon'. It's an individualized TF, catering to specific fetishes. Twilight was thorough and bought a bunch of different ones.

I suppose if it wasn't enchanted, it could change the user to fit their own deep desires, so if Rarity always wondered what it would be like to be a dress, and she accidentally used some, she could become a dress.

I do plan on having at least one food TF, so I can exploit my vore roots, but that's for later.

5110224 Okay so they do have different 'flavors' of lotion.

Wait so someone going to get eaten then?

5110249
Hmmm. Mayybe.:trollestia:

Depends on my mood when I get to writing it. I'm already planning for it to involve Celestia, though, so of course, it'll be pastry related. It won't be the 'irreversible' sort, and will probably have a few gags running through it.

I do oh so love the idea of Celestia getting off on the taste of a divine cake, and then the cake suddenly reverts to Luna, her ass right in Celestia's face.

Oh god what am I doing? No! Not another chapter!!:trollestia:

I just ... no words. Also, I have like the weirdest boner right now.

So when is a new chapter going to be?

You used my idea! Funny as always, although anal beads tend to be popped in one by one then pulled out slowly to feel the stretch. Or for the masochists, pull it out in one fast jerk.

And thats why you should always find out what stuff does before using it.

5236429
Meh.

I'm a filthy virgin, what do you expect?

5236445 I meant how applejack used the lotion without knowing it turn her into a sex toy

5236118
Indeed I did!

Well, AJ seemed to enjoy it, hrm?

5237347 Trolling siblings at its best

The only bother I have here is that Celestia's ‘head’ is in Luna's stomach… and then it isn't. I'm all for Celestia surviving, but it would be nice if there were an explanation for that.

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Oh, uh, I knew i was missing something..

I'll fix that in a little bit, er, uh, oops?

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I'm just sitting here giggling at the thought of misplacing someone's head. :rainbowlaugh:

6457837
Gives truth to the saying "I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to me." xD

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