Sweetie Belle has afternoon tea and a pleasant chat with an incomprehensible being from beyond the bounds of reality.
Surprisingly, nothing about this situation seems unusual to her.
(Oneshotober 2014—Contains random absurdity I slapped together in about two hours to try and break writer's block.)
Awesome story
I miss your old avatar, although this one is also unbelievably adorable.
Also, I can't believe that nobody's commented here before. It's inconceivable.
heh, I like this.
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I love witchy Sweetie, and I'll probably switch back (after Halloween, at the very least), but I saw PokéSweetie on cheezburger and couldn't resist the adorable.
Ahh, yes, it's like Sprited Away but with ponies. Except with quite a few other changes, but who needs to know about those?
I like it.
I love how after I read this there's just a grocery ad about carrots
All powerful, reality-bending, mind-raping horror from beyond? Pinkie! Stop breaking reality! It's there for a reason!
I appreciate that I'm not the only one whose headcanon reads similar to, "Sweetie Belle violates every known law of space, time, and reality with how cute she is, and is absolutely unaware of it at all times."
Aww, such a nice ████████
I totally ship them now.
5076835 and she is my waifu
This would be the fifth tale of Creatures of Unimaginable Sliminess coming to Equestria to make friends story I've read to date. Strangely enough, two of them were Pinkie Pie. You know, that gives me a rather entertaining idea, as "UnCLe PiE" is 8 letters long....
And why do I have this eerie feeling?
Why hasn't Sweetie Belle earned her cutie mark in shattering the many dimensions and warping the very fabric of reality yet?
And by the way, is Rarity okay? Or is she still speaking in tongues?
I call him Steve.
Nice little story, now I have a question.
How do you do the effect with the name?
Sweetie Belle's so adorable that not even omnipotent beings from the other dimensions can bring themselves to harm her.
I mean, seriously.
Who would hurt this?
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5077776 I could easily harm that. But then again, I'm not really constrained by these fickle things you call concepts.
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It's a unicode Full Block. Hold Alt and hit 219 on your numeric keypad. I don't think it works using the number row along the top of most keyboards without changing some settings.
I learned it by reading a lot of stuff on the SCP Foundation.
Don't we all ████████? Don't we all.
5077902 hm... you mean like th██? hey it wo██! s███t! t███ you!
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Here you go.
And this is what I wrote instead of working on my next oneshot entry. Mainly because writing clop with a toddler running around the room is really, really awkward.
5077145 reported to the FBI, you pedo
enjoy your prison cell :^)
It's nice to see someone writing a proper story that actually understands that beings from the Space Between Worlds That Is Not enjoy a good cup of tea.
And that like anyentity, not tea will not do. Two...you call them thumbs, right? Thumbs up.
████████ is best character.
Is that Hermaeus Mora?
5078511 mmmk i'll meet ya there
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It is in the art, but not in the story. Hermaeus Mora would have been less interested in tea and cats, and more interested in the corruption of all that is good and pure.
5077776 A complete monster.
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She already has. However, the mortal mind denies it so that the Sweetie Sign does not erode their sanity into so much mental mush.
Hoofful.
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The very fabric of reality is being torn asunder, and this is the sort of problem you fixate on?
Also, fixed.
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yes
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5079039 My thoughts exactly
I might have nightmare's
still nice story
I took to calling him Mr Blank. He seems like a nice sort of Eldritch Horror. Wonder if he would like a cup of joe?
5079106 don't be silly, they don't bother with petty criminals l
my years of jaywalking will NEVER catch up with me!
That's a shame, I much prefer Slaanesh, but Tzeentch is good too.
Power to the Dark Eldar, because their lore is cool, and they created a god.
From what i can tell sweetie is
A: a fearless mortal capable of infinite knowledge.
B: a complet, total utter moron thats incapable feeling fear or understanding logic in any way or form due to her sheer stupidity.
C: insane
D: a filly blessed with the power of speaking to immortal beings of infinite power.
5081233 what about ur lusting for ponies? o3o
5081511 I vote b.
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I myself enjoys A myself, in fact I say a combo of A and B.
I mean, look what she does with the CMC.
I guess it was Hastur. Sweetie looks like a pony who'd accidentally summon him...
Gi-Hoveg? I'm throwing it in 'cause no one's said it, really ...
How are you able to type ████████?
5078909 How are you able to type ████████?
5079039 Who is Hermaeus Mora?
5079151 Who is Hermaeus Mora?
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I explained that one earlier: 5077902
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Hermaeus Mora is a daedric prince from the Elder Scrolls series. Basically, think of him as the demon lord of forbidden knowledge. He appears as a big ball of eyes and tentacles.
His name kept coming up because, for a while, this story had cover art I'd made by combining a picture of Sweetie Belle at a tea party with a drawing of Hermaeus Mora, but JinZhan, the original artist of the Sweetie Belle picture, asked me to take the edit down.
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or E) All of the above.