RAINBOW ROCKS SPOILERS!
Someone write a fic where he's some kind of construct meant to impede Twilight's progress, only the villain didn't realize he'd take his task so literally
-Present Perfect
OH NO! SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING AT THE HUMAN HIGH SCHOOL! WE BETTER CALL TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
Discord and a bunch of other baddies are planning to ruin the prom or something! It's a good thing they can call in Twilight Sparkle for help!
BUT WAIT! The dastardly villains have discovered a secret weapon! Flash Sentry! And also he is part robot for story convenience! Also he's such a blank slate that he is super easy to manipulate!
How is our Twilight Sparkle going to get out of this one?
This story was inspired by this blog post by PresentPerfect.
Also we could really use a "Trollfic" tag.
*On the floor laughing* *Gets hit by Flash* Okay okay I'll stop! But you have to admit it was kinda funny.
Flash: Ya good point. Favorite it.
Me: i was planning on it.
Weird thing is, there's at least three parts of this I wouldn't be at all surprised to see in the next movie.
This is everything I wanted, and everything I didn't know I wanted.
I think that means it's everything.
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HOLY CRAP FLASH HAS BROKEN THROUGH THE 4TH WALL AGAIN I'LL ALERT THE MILITARY, YOU CALL CONGRESS!
WE HAVE A WAR ON OUR HANDS!
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I live to please.
5071649 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE! FLASH TO THE PORTAL!
*We both go through the portal to Canterlot High and it closes*
Flash: Ha ha!
This proves that you are indeed a criminal genius. This was not the fic seven people wanted, but it was the fic nine of needed.
Bonus points for writing in a way that felt like Hank Hill was actually reading this out loud.
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I'm loving the Like/Dislike tug of war. It's like every trollfic writers dream
I'm sad I didn't see this in my news feed. Would you like an upvote or a down vote?
OR SOME ICECREAM?!?!?!?
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I'VE GOTTA HAVE THAT ICE CREAM!
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THAT IS NOT SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM DISPENSED FROM PRINCESS CELESTIA!
I love the bizarre, overly straightforward and 'boring' narrative style of this story. it adds to the humor immensely.
"radical-looking teenage boy" "Skateboarding and shredding guitar simultaneously." <-
This is the best story ever written by anyone ever.
6029441 Exactly!
But maybe second... Or third.
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THIS IS CLEARLY THE GREATEST STORY ON THE SITE AND YOU ARE WRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!
6563301 This is funniest, but not greatest. Yes it is great story, but not the greatest story ever! Well it's my thoughts.
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I was only joking
6566328 Oh! Sorry...
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It is okay you seem like a cool cat
So.... you can hear ice cream now?
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You CAN'T hear ice cream?
6658327 I'll have to ask alex if he can grant me that power.
...I was looking for a story I think I had a dream about several years ago.
Somehow, I found this.
It didn't help me chase down the dream, but I feel it was worth my time anyway.
I think?
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Oh wow, I never expected anyone to read THIS one again!
Thank you!