Flash Sentry is on a quest to pursue love and justice in a bright, pastel-colored world full of bitter judgments and harsh verdicts passed down on the innocent. He will be tasked to perform countless feats of heroism, and he will take on an immeasurable number of trials designed to test the strength of his character, the mettle of his fighting spirit, the pain of being himself, and work his way towards redemption in order to be the hero that everypony justly desserts. He's also going to become mayor of Fillydelphia, bull wrangler at Dodge, lead guitarist, pie-eating champ, Somalusian pirate, and the list just keeps on going because this piece of pony fanfiction is about to make fun of itself, its fellow brethren, and basically all of us in 3...2...