WHURRRRRRR! CL-CLAKK! Cht-Cht-Chtunkka-Tch! Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Crkk-Crkk-Chtung! Hissssssssss
Beep beep beep beep-Ding!
Wreeeeeeeeeee CLANK! Wreeeeeeeeeee CLANK! Wreeeeeeeeeee CLANK! Clakka-THUNK! Whirrrr-Schlmmmp! Pffffffffft...
One week, Applejack saves Rarity's life. To show her thanks and generosity, Rarity buys Applejack a brand new Crystal Powered Servomatic Apple Loader 4000.
Ponyville is so doomed.
Cover Art by Zaponator
Special thanks to Floydien Slip and Pilate.
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There's a fucking machine gun on the top of that machine.
Ahem.
There's a fucking machine gun on the top of that machine.
...
...
...Nope...I think it's best to not question it...I'll just read it. It'll hurt less.
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What he said.
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And it is sooooo right!
~Skeeter The Lurker
All my yes.
Also... The Shears Rosebuck Catalogue, eh?
I approve of this ponification.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Poor Spike, forever a cart puller.
Also, I'm very curious to see what happened to Rarity in the first place.
~Skeeter The Lurker
wat
Jeeze... A little heavy on the sound effects, don't'cha think?
~Skeeter The Lurker
SO, she has no clue just how lethal she is, I see.
~Skeeter The Lurker
What? No teleporting capabilities?
Rarity needs to do her research better.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Granny: She has her head on straight.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Robots within robots.
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It's robots all the way down!
I'm expecting a lynch mob at some point just to dismantle it.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Rainbow smart. Other 4 dumb.
Makes sense, honestly.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Do we count that as a fail?
Or, what? I'm not too sure.
~Skeeter The Lurker
The aftermath:
Twilight: "Just send the bill to Celestia. Please."
~Skeeter The Lurker
That was brave of the Cakes.
Right there, when a party is in full swing. Unless, of course, the party is really loud...
~Skeeter The Lurker
The night of a thousand chairs...
Funny how Rainbow's the only one who outright said it.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Welp. If things weren't bad enough, they got worse with the CMC getting in on the action.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Ha! I only wish I could of see the writing process for this one. xD
Did you write the story FIRST and THEN decide to make each chapter spell Apple Loaders Are Magic or did you actually somehow write accidentally enough chapters to spell it? :P
I'm betting on the _____!
Best freaking Apple Pony. Buck yes!
You know, this is teh second time AJ was all covered in metal and kicking ass. ;3
I am just loving this straight forward Rainbow you've made.
Also, Spike sashaying? I NEED ART OF THAT.
~Skeeter The Lurker
No. No no no no no I will not ask I can not ask I must not ask...
DAMNIT. What the hell?
~Skeeter The Lurker
I wonder, was she thrown east?
Would make the trip much shorter, I'd expect.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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What a funny way to spell "Michael Bay"...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Heh, and it's the sister who gets through to her.
Of course. But, I like it.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Unleash the D'AWWW's!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Bahhhhh ahahahahahhahah!
That ending! Rainbow's revenge!
THE LESSON.
Beautiful.
If a bit heavy on the sound effects. Like, goddamn, I do not think you used enough.
~Skeeter The Lurker
You must now write the above story as a sequel to this story.
It now has a name!
I'm enjoying this. I hope she has a stampede to stop with that thing.
Into town? Oh god, this won't end well...
...Who designed that contraption, anyways?
Best "nope" ever.
Applejack even brings it to bed with her.
Such is the life of Twist.
Squirrels would have won the war if Applejack were full of them.
[cringing intensifies]
Um... Rainbow Dash had wings to save herself while in midair. Applejack doesn't.
3 weeks later, they finally found what was left of the body. They scraped it up, put it in a casket, and had a funeral. Rainbow dash was screaming and crying her eyes out.
The week after that, Rainbow Dash committed suicide.
God i hate Rainbow Dash.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
S is for "Smackdown".
Pinkie's definition of music reminded me of this:
Maybe Applejack would enjoy a thousand-bit spree in a new hardware store?
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Oh god, the mental images.
...I just...don't...
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Appleloader - One-Liners Are Magic.
quiet little trash can death rattles
This makes me giggle.
*eyetwitch*
OH FOR THE LOVE OF-
D'aaawww
Well, that was an interesting, but fun (and funny) trip.
Dear god, poor Sweetie Belle...*shudder*
Ummm...Rainbow, how's Applejack going to stick that landing without going "splat"?...
Who?
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Goddamnit, stole my joke!
*Grins* This should be interesting...I wonder what Aj's calling it.
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