The Non-Equestrian Equestrian Hero

by New Dawn

Twenty: Zebras....Are.... Insane.

"Soo.... Yeah.... Jump?" I ask Navi.

"WHAT!!??" Navi shouts.

"Easy, I was kidding..." I muttered loud enough for her to hear.

"... Not. Funny." She said, jabbing her hoof out.

"Here's a ladder!!" A perky voice yelled.

"Oh thanks!" Navi said, unaware of what I saw.

"You're welcome!"

*Twitch*

"You ok heather?" Navi asked, tilting her head.

I took a deep breath.

"Just... Peachy..." I said, exhaling.

"Ooh! Peaches!? I love peaches, Peach Pies, Peach cakes..."

She's behind me....

I quickly slap my hand on her mouth, giving me a bit of silence.

"Welp, lets just go..." I say, exasperated.

I take my hand off the pony's mouth and she keeps blabbing on.

"Peach Ice cream, Peach Tarts, Princess Peach, Peach peaches..." She kept going on about Peaches.

"... I give up!" I say, jumping down and sliding down the rickety ladder.

"DID ANYONE SEE THAT BESIDES NAVI AND PINKIE UP THERE?!" I shout.

I frown.

"No one appreciates my epicness..." I mutter.

"You're not Epic..." Navi says.

"... I can dream Y'know..." I fake sob.

"... Uh, What does epic mean?" She asks.

"It's another word for cool or awesome." I explain.

"Ahh... Welp lets go see Zecora!" She says, running off.

I swear...

"W-wait up!" I yell.

"OOH are we playing tag now!?" Pinkie yelled running right behind me.

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"UUUUUUUGHHH... Not this forest againnn!!" I groan.

"It's not too farther, I recognize this part." Navi says.

"Can I throw you that party now!?" Pinkie bounces along.

"No."

"Can I throw you it in five minutes?!"

"No."

"Can I-" She says before I slap my hand over her mouth.

"Navi? Are you sure... My arm is aching... Plus I kinda lost our money when we got lost..." I say.

She stops.

Welp... I'm done for.

"... YOU WHAT! THAT WAS ALL I HAD LEFT! AND SINCE SHERRIF SILVERSTAR NEVER GAVE US OUR REWARD-"

"You mean 25 gold coins?"

"BITS! HOW MANY TIME DID I HAVE TO TELL YOU IN THE DESERT, IT WAS CALLED BITS!" God, remind me to never get navi mad again..

"... Over 9,000..." I mutter before smiling a bit.

"What?!" She yells.

"Nothing!"

She sighs then keeps walking.

"Dodged a bullet there...." I groan silently.

"By the way, We're here." She says, bluntly.

"... How did I miss that!?" It's a house.... built into a tree... Well, I shouldn't be surprised.

"Come on."

"You're still mad at me, aren't you."

"Eeyup"

I frown at this. She can atleast be a bit more... not this.

"Ooooh! This is Zecora's hut!! She's a super uper good friend of mine!" Pinkie says.

Uper? Ugh... SOMEONE KILL ME NOW! Wait, she's still following?

Navi knocks on the door. The door opens to a Zebra with a Mohawk. Heh. Punk Zebra.

"Ah, it's to see you, 453. What brings you to my tree?"

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! SHE RHYMES!

"Uh... Well, my new name is... Navi but that's aside the point, Zecora. My friend here needs help."

"Medical attention, Looks to be. Bring them in, and I shall see."

She talks a bit like yoda... in a way.

"Come on Heather."

"You mad?"

"Very."

I laugh a bit and watch as she rolls her eyes. I follow her in when I notice a familiar golden brown pony sleeping on a bed of leaves.

"Well, We found braeburn."I say then look where Zecora is gesturing to.

It's a bench. Oh joy. Meh might as well sit. If it can support my weight.

"Now what is wrong? It shouldn't wait this long." She's going to get real annoying soon.

"My arm... Well, this is actually awkward..." I say in her direction.

She let out a laugh as I pull up my sleeve to show her my arm. She looks at it and walks over to the many potions she has on her shelves.

"I cannot stop it, But I can slow it. To cure it, Alicorn magic will be be fit." She says, taking a bowl and placing it on the table.

"... Wait, alicorn- I have to take magic from that purple pony?!" I yell.

"That would be the case. Well.. Not take... I guess she has to give you some. I don't think Princess Celestia would be a good one to ask. Maybe Princess Luna..." Navi says.

She hands me that bowl and it has a very very sickly purple liquid in it.

God, I might throw up... It smells putrid...

"So am I supposed to drink it?" I ask.

Zecora nods.

"Welp, I HAVE NO REGRETS!" I say then gulp the... thing... down.

The room is si- OH MY GOD MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!!!!

Zecora quickly handed- er Hoofed- a bottle over to me. Oh what the heck, I HAVE NO REGRETS!!! STILL!

I shove the contents of the bottle down my mouth and sit back down.

"What. Was that?" I pant.

"I forgot to mention the potion and a bit of a kick. You should listen before you drink, just so you don't get sick." Zecora informed.

I roll my eyes and say "Thank you, Mom."

She walks away and goes to look at braeburn. I sigh and turn to look out the window. A blue glow catches my eye.

"What?" I mutter.

I shake my head and look back. Eeyup the blue glow is still there. I'll check it out once Stripes here stops lecturing me.

Author's Note:

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CROSSOVER TO BEGIN...

NEXT CHAPTER?! WOOOO!!!!

*Flops over ded*

I regret nothing. Yet.

I'll regret it later. I'm too busy pretending to be dead.

Comments

[New Dawn]

5732914 I have something else planned....

You'll have to wait though...

*Terrible evil laugh*

I'm so evil...

[ShadedTz]

More!?!?!?!?

[New Dawn]

5774307 Hold your.. Erm... ponies. I'm working on it!

[Flutters Is Shy]

5800110 Could you leave it for now? I promise I'll be able to get on gdoc on tuesday, we could work it out then...

[New Dawn]

5800130 Ok.

[Pedro-Paramo]

I totally missed one hell lot of chapters

[New Dawn]

5965764 And whole hell of a lot of chapters are coming.

[Pedro-Paramo]

5965776
good :)

[Toggle Switch]

Eta on the next chapter? It's been awhile.