• Published 20th Sep 2014
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The Non-Equestrian Equestrian Hero - New Dawn



When two Zelda fans attend a convention and get sent to Equestria, What happens? One goes crazy with power and tries to kill the other! Oh yeah, A changeling gets mixed up as well.

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Eighteen A2: Why do manticores have accents!!!

"So, I've wined about this multiple times while in equestria, be prepared."

"What?"

"ARE WE THERE YET?!" I swear, my patience has lowered while being in this pastel nightmare.

"Yes."

"Oh wow, it worked."

We arrived at Raoul's cousin's cave... house... den thing. What is it anyways? Ugh... god. I just want to get back to appleloosa and relax... or better yet, Maybe back to North america, Washington. Home sweet home and all that crazy crap.

"We're in for a bit of a landing... His cave isn't exactly in a clearing."

"Wait so you mean..." If you need me, I'll be screaming bloody murder.

"BLOOOODDDYYY MUUURRRRDDDERRRR!" I meant that... literally.

Raoul is positively bursting out with laughter... As I got pummeled by the Everfree's trees.

"Are we on the ground..."

"Ah quit crying, ya big pup."

"Hey!" I snap at him.

"Well, We're here. Time to get into ponyville WITHOUT causing a panic." Raoul said.

"What am I gonna do, I'm a wolf. Wait..." It just hit me.... WE FREAKING LEFT WITHOUT MY SWORD! I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET BACK TO HUMAN!

"Are you ok?"

"Yes! Perfectly fine..." I said with a clear amount of venom in my voice.

"...Ok. Well I'll go in and tell him ahead that we came."

I think my eye twitched... I think I might be insane. I might have already lost that behind at the Changeling hive...

"Eeeehhh... Raoul!!!" Oh for the love of... HE HAS AN ACCENT?!

"Manny! How long has it been?"

I can either do

A: Ignore all feelings

Or

B: Break down.

I vote for B.

"Who's you friend, eh?" KILL ME NOW! THAT IS AN EXTREMELY CHEESY ITALIAN ACCENT... or some accent... I'm not good at that stuff.

"That's... uh..." He says.

If I could facepalm... I would

"Heather, The name's heather. You should know that Raoul..." I said, smirking as well as a wolf can.

"Yeah, Whatever... Listen... Manny, can you get in touch with that mare that saved you from that thorn?"

"Ya mean eh, Fluttershy?"

"Yeah, Her."

Well... I'm in good paws... or whatever...

"Can we just get this show on the road...." I moan.

"Meh... Iah'll do it..." His accent is sort of fading... I MUST BREAK HIM!

I just noticed something... These things look like spiky kittens... i don't really like that... I need my daily dose of youtube... I'm easily going insane. But that's the life of a gamer, I guess. I could really go for some Twilight princess right now though... oh wait... I'm living the life of twilight princess link... Har dee har har...

"Good. Now, come on." Raoul said, picking me up.

"WOAH WOAH! NOT RAOUL AIRLINE AGAIN!"

*Boom*

... Forgive my latin but...

FUCK!

I have a perfect view of a farm and you won't believe who's attacking... Gavin...

Author's Note:

So... Yeah... I put stuff... in a chapter.... And I made words. I really don't know what I was doing with this. Short chapter is short. It's 8:44 and I need to go to bed. It's a school night and I got a CRAPLOAD of work to do. So I'll c ya...

Oh I've made a new story that's in for approval. When I get ideas there's no stopping me. This time it was black and white manga. Let's hope it gets through! I made also a couple references in here. Comment below if you spot them.