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I am cancer, and not the funny kind of cancer. I am the kind of cancer that makes your little sister ask you why won't daddy wake up.

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I am growing stronger

Kent Brantly, 13th of August 2014

When Kent Brantly survived Ebola's disease, humanity celebrated it as a step towards its erradication. They no longer celebrate.
The power of the old gods awakened in him and many of the survivors, allowing them to overthrown the nations of the world with ease.

Now Nancy Writebol, the last Ebola survivor strong enough to face Kent, must resort to the power of magical ponies to defeat him and save both worlds..

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Comments ( 27 )

Regret nothing my friend.

Regret nothing

I read fan-fiction to escape the real world.

5018980

And this is not one of them

Australia and Madagascar being the only places still free of Ebola

They shut down the ports, didn't they?

5019120

They shut down the ports, didn't they?

Beat me to it.

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5019221 I love it when image links break.

OMFG XD

this guy

DAN/DAN

Comment posted by someone else deleted Sep 18th, 2014

i.imgur.com/S3LNyH4.jpg Oh 4chan, never stop creating random shit for the internet to sit and laugh at

5019221 That's my favorite image

I'm pretty sure the only things ebola can give you is internal bleeding, diarrhoea and chest pain

5019833 Don't forget having your internal organs liquefy. Talk about never trusting a fart past that point. Might literally crap out your spleen :rainbowlaugh:

5020026 Glad that Ebola can only be spread when it is symptomatic. If it didn't it would spread much farther.

"When Kent Brantly survived Ebola's disease, humanity celebrated it as a step towards its erradication."

But him surviving Ebola has nothing to do with getting closer to a cure. Ebola has an chance of killing you, if you're lucky you survive.

5020047 technically it presents in saliva and other bodily fluids including semen for up to 3 months after the patient survives. Still needs direct blood transmission though.

Still, it could be so much meaner. I doubt someone is getting laid a month after bleeding from the eyes lol. (Oddly enough, bleeding from bodily orafices and nail beds isn't that common. Movies play it up. Does happen, just mid/late onset)

I'd love to see the emails going on at my old job about it. The CDC sent the coolest emails to hospital staff. Infection of the week, what drugs are low stock and substitutions, etc.

I've always had an interest in virology though. Self preservation takes precedence though.

5020853

I only studied the Ebola situation so much before writing this, but wasn't he treated with some sort of experimental cure? Or was that someone else?

5020885 The experimental cure has never really been used. That's exactly why we can't learn anything from it yet. The fact that he got an experimental cure can't tell us anything at this point, because it's pretty much impossible to conclude whether he got cured because of it, or because he was lucky.

You're going to need to do blind testing with dozens, if not hundreds of Ebola patients that are kept in similar conditions and see if the percentage of deaths drop before you can make conclusions like it.

The only thing we've learned is that the cure doesn't immediately kill you...

5020872 Not sure on the recovery time of ebola. Assuming having it would put you in bed for a while. Plus ebola doesn't exactly sneak under the radar.

This was 10 out of fucking 10

What the mother-fucking fuck did i just read. "Mom! where is the brain bleach at?"

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