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I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.


Scootaloo's parents suddenly show up to a school function. And nopony quite knows what to make of them.

Finished a distant 18th in the /fic/ write-off "There's Magic in Everything." Just a fun concept that I figured I'd try out, and I have no interest in revising it, so might as well publish it.

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Comments ( 38 )

So...that was a thing...:rainbowhuh:

I, I kinda wish I had more to say, but it was just bizarre.

Author Interviewer

Oh my god yes. :D

First time I've ever seen something like that, but I did enjoy it.

I have no clue what I just read, I'm just going to... uhm give this a like and leave... yeah. :rainbowderp:

That was weird.

5451681 Yeah. Yeah, it was.

Errrr...please inform me what exactly happened?

She used Poison Joke to create parents?

...I like it. It was weird as shit, but I like it. I'm not going to lie, I thought you were going with adult pony sized ventriloquism dummies, but I guess I was close enough. Good show.

Your Antagonist

This is a metaphor for life itself, truly. Are we not all just parasitic pony-shaped tumors on the face of this earth created from a cheeky fictional plant that finds humor in sometimes depressing situational irony?

I'm glad this ended up getting posted, weak competition finish or not. This story may very well be the apex of Scootaorphan parental crackfics.

Nice, I guess


I was really expecting robots. This works too.

You're a mad genius.

Welp, so much for having the strangest Scootaloo story. It was a good 3 days.

This is deeply, deeply odd. Good but odd.

I wrote a review of this story. It can be found here.

Well, that was pretty demented. Not perhaps as out there as Scoothu, destroyer of worlds, but, shall we say, more peculiar in it's freak-house oddity.

Inflatable fake parents, eh? I can see it now... "And then, Pokey Pierce ruined everything." :pinkiecrazy:

... What the hay did I just read? :applejackconfused:

On top of not 100% understanding the ending...

She wobbled on her feet, but maybe Apple Bloom hadn't noticed…

Surprise Anthro fic?

5457218 Hooves aren't feet?

You know, up until the end I was thinking Scootaloo was just Zim.

5457359 Not really.

Webster's definition 1 for foot: the terminal part of the vertebrate leg upon which an individual stands.

Webster's definition 2 for hoof: a hoofed foot especially of a horse.

Seems pretty clear-cut.


I've found Cecil!

What the hell, man?

I was honestly thinking changelings for a few moments


...strange. Very strange.

I liked it.

It was rather difficult to parse what was going on. I thought that she was imagining various scenarios of what could happen until about half-way through.

Click Me!
This should help clear up some confusion

It's about five minutes later and my brain still refuses to form an opinion about this story beyond "...bwah?".

I think that means you succeeded? I'm honestly not sure. :rainbowderp:

I'll give this a :pinkiehappy:/3.14

Oh. I see. That was not remotely the direction I expected, yet it was not unwelcome.

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