My friends suck. They force-fed me my little sisters stuffed animals butt hair. Sucks right? But no that's where it just begins, because now my freakin butt is growing hair and I'm having strange dreams of a place with a cheesy name. Did they drug me?
I swear to god if I start talking like a freakin girl or my leg hair starts turning blue I'm going to choke all of them and throw a party over there graves
Special thanks to PlumBuckeredOut for edits on 1st chapter (If anything isn't fixed its my fault not hers)
Some sexual terms. Lots of people being A** holes.
Chapters (2)
*their graves
5559732 Thank you. Im never trusting any random proof readers. Mine was horrible.
5562060 If you're interested I could be your editor for your first couple of chapters.
5562357 that would help. Thank you!
5562370 I'll send you some Gdoc links with revisions this week.
5562379 Thanks. I need to edit the story and get it to make more sense after that. Then I have someone else who can proofread the final product. I finally have a system! Thanks for helping!
5562386 You're very welcome.
5562389 PM me after the revisions are made. Ill tell you after that when the chapter is ready if you want to see it again.
5562398 Sure thing.
5562405 Okay. Thanks, and see ya!
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know the difference
5564154 I meant tonto.
5564154 I edited my story.
This chapter made my evening good sir. It's really funny!
5851516 Thanks. Next one should be out in about... 1-2 weeks maybe. That one is going to be interesting, to say the least.
5852240
c. interesting you say? me gusta
5854805 i no speak Spanish.
5854839
Have you not see that meme? well, i just assumed most of the internet knew about it.
It means.
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5854895 Never seen that one. And thats weird too. I look up memes in class when I'm too bored to do the work.
5854901
Huh? Really odd, probably you are the most versed in the meme thingy XD
5854920 Most likely. I use memes in almost every comment or so.
5854934
Well, that's one hell of abuse. But it have to be fun!
5854957 When you have to sit in a class for an hour listening to soms nutjob talk about how the history of chairs, you find something to do.
5854978
History of chairs? what the hell is wrong with those men?
tooooo random
Interesting idea though.
5855391 In one of my classses we were supposed to study a topic that interests us. He chose chairs.
5855712 I'm planning on making only the second chapter that chaotic. The rest of them will be less like i've been on drugs.
5856108
My god, that guy, the hell?! He has a fetish or somethin?
5859362 Maybe. But he did it mainly to just piss everyone off. It worked.
5861118
Sadistic son of of pig! XD
5862824 I did worse. Me and my friends had a bet going on that none of us could get a perfect grade if we chose a boring topic. I won by studying the hitsory of pillows. Good thing is my presentation was full of jokes about butt pillows. No joke. I found a pillow made to look like santas butt.
5862858
c: Santa's, huh? This is a new level of sadism. BDSM all written in the walls
5862883 There are a lot of messed up pillows out there. But you didn't hear that from me. *Cough* Please don't sue me santa butt pillow company *Cough*
5862911
Hear what? c:
I bet is from Japon
5862949 I think its american madestupid.com/assets/images/SABUTT_2.jpg ...
5862968
The plot twist is an Asian made it.
5862984 Don't you mean the 'butt' twist is that an Asian made it?
5863000
Oh... you punny man. It would have sound cooler
5863027 I'm super punny. If you gave me a rock I could make it laugh.
5863044
So, you are the legendary one that could make Maud laugh? Oh dear
5863084 I could make anything laugh!
5863113
If you can make laugh a rock then that's enough reason to believe XD