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Schrodinger's Pony


Welcome to My Little Pony Action Hero Theatre!

All of your favorite ponies playing all of your favorite action heroes!

Rainbow Dash is playing Liam Neeson's role in Taken!
Twilight Sparkle is playing Keanu Reeves in Speed!
Scootaloo is playing 'The Chief'!
Who will be next?

One thing's for sure; we have a budget for explosives, and we're going to use every last dime!

Warning: While this story is rated Teen, I would not recommend the actual movie Taken to anybody. Also, some ponies are slightly more bloodthirsty here than in canon.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 16 )

Inspired by M1ghty Pen's Trot Hard. This may be just the first in a series of stories where Ponies replace action heroes.

Liam Neeson is best pony.

lesbian chicken-pony porn. blegh.

Normally, I don't like fanfics with lesbianism in them. But, I will admit that this is one of the best stories I've ever read and I loved everything about it! I loved the way you tied the plot with a realistic former romantic relationship between the two, and I even loved how the story ended for the two of them AND for Scootaloo! You are a champion my friend!! :moustache:


Thank you. I'm not a fan of lesbianism either, I just thought the pairing matched the story. In my mind, this was part action movie crossover/part parody of Scootalove stories. And of the scootalove stories I've read, Gilda often plays a role.


:fluttershysad: Accusing the story of having lesbians in it is one thing, but this is not porn,

Loved it! Taken is actually one of my favorite movies, so it's pretty much perfect.

No offense meant to the actual movie Speed. I would have fit it all in, except there are just some things you cannot do in Equestria. This is as close as it got. Also, every offence to Trixie.


I would like Inception with ponies.

That sounds amazing, but this is meant to be a crossover with nineties action heroes. You know, Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford. I am still trying to decide what Rarity's action movie would be, but Equilibrium is more science fiction and suspense than action.

:trollestia: If you want Inception with Ponies, check out my other fic The Friendship Inception. It's not a complete Inception-but-with-ponies plot, but it's what I've got.

1948911 oh ma guard! Thays awesome.

Comment posted by Xx-Sniper_Masters-xX deleted Aug 13th, 2013
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