• Member Since 10th Nov, 2013
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twilight the scribe

Hi. :) I'm a sixteen year old who got curious when I started seeing ponies everywhere on the net. I was skeptical at first, but my little sister got me to watch an episode with her. voila!I'm a brony.


This is a crack fic inspired by a prompt from Bucking Nonsense when I was bored.

King Sombra has returned from the dead, reincarnated as one of the most fearsome forms in the world...a squirrel. Not to be deterred, he tries to take over Equestria again. It goes as well as you might expect.

Proofread by Bucking Nonsense too.

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I couldn't Read this story properly because I am terrified of squirrels :applejackconfused: but it is an excellent idea, prosper Twilight the Scribe and write more stuff hopefully not related to squirrels :rainbowlaugh:

Dormammu feels your pain Sombra.
Squirrels are never respected as the evil monsters they are.
Good story, keep it up!

Next time:


Me neither bro

awesome prompt, by the way

Wait, wait, you're a whovian too?:pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

I've watched a few episodes, yeah *nods*

This is hilarious!

I liked this story. It made me laugh XD

Funny story. I love it! :pinkiehappy:

You know, every time a story like this comes out, it gets a little less easy to be afraid of Sombra. Have you ever considered submitting this story to Equestria Daily? You can find out how to do so here.

Ha, that IS something Discord would do! :pinkiehappy: (That or make Sombra reincarnate as a unicorn, but at the size of a mouse...which also needs a fanfic.)


Please note:
Squirrel Sombra is freaking awedorable. (Awesome/adorable)

More of his shenanigans are required for satisfaction to reach optimal levels.

He made to slam the door, but saw the white devil rabbit glaring at him, holding a carrot threateningly. Slowly, he eased the door shut, then continued on his way.

And that is where I lost interest. Sorry but I really really hate Angel Bunny. Discord abusing the little bastard is what what sold me, not John De Lancie.

5755404 I found that very amusing!:pinkiecrazy: Angel Bunny is quite threatening, especially if you where about 1" in height, they even confirm in the show that "angel" Bunny is quite abusive and cold hearted...:trollestia:

5202511 Lord Sombra IS a unicorn...But I could see how you missed that, my first look at im' was that he was an Alicorn, just the wings covered by his cape, but turns out, he is indeed a unicorn!:trollestia:

6946253 Um, I KNOW he's a unicorn. I meant he'd be his normal self, only downsized.

Curse you, Discord! I’m a squirrel! I’m a squirrel!

Seriously, Sombra, what else would you expect from Discord? :ajbemused:

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