Twilight Sparkle makes two terrible mistakes:
1. She lets Pinkie come in contact with a spork.
2. She decides to play along with Pinkie's shenanigans.
These two mistakes start a chain of events which will forever change Equestria as Pinkie Pie sets on an insane murder spree.... With a Spork. Can anypony stop her?!
Contains over-the-top drama (played for laughs). Does not contain sanity.
Again, this is not gore! If it was there'd be a tag!
Huh?
WTF did I just read?
Hooray! Spork Spork Spork Spork!
This is the very definition of insanity.
They are all pretending to die, priceless!
Spork, Spork, Spork. Yes, Pinkie. It is a fun word to say. Let the silliness continue.
Hands pinkie a unicycle and a holy rubber chicken filled with rock salt! Spork's are so last week! Love the story, though. lol
I kinda like this even though I don't like gore. You just made it into my top ten favorites list!
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It's not gore!
If it was it would be marked as such.
It's so hard to know how to feel about this! It's like an endless cycle of suspense and relief because of the word choices. I like it! Please continue this!
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Thank you!
I might actually will when I have the time and motivation.
I'm going to go on my own spork murder spree.
6058276 You're welcome, and good to hear!
Pretending to murder a bunch of ponies for fun seems more like something Luna would do. Maybe you can write her in?