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Pony Ville Champloo - The Fluttershy Guy

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Magic

“Expand your senses Tia, sense the fish in the river, kick them out with nothing but your hooves and put them back in the water.” Jin said calmly. The human took another sip of his tea, he sat on his knees on a rock on a hill above the river that Celestia was standing in.

They were in the far country, the surrounding area was peaceful and serene. Mountains rolled in the distance, the air was thick with the scent of the deep woods and the sun glowed high in the sky. It was a picturesque beauty that both the alicorn and human drank in with their senses.

Celestia panted, Expand your senses...what does that even mean? The Alicorn was soaked through after a full two hours in the river. She was exhausted, her mane was ruined and she was splattered in river mud.

Celestia glared at the river, she could see the fish plain as day, so close yet so terribly far. She frowned lost in thought until Jin shattered the silence with a chuckle.

“Tia...let me give you a hint. Close your eyes, take a deep breath and wait. You'll know when your doing it right. It will take a while.

Celestia blinked, completely disbelieving that this would work, but.... everything else she's done has been a total failure. And Jin had done this before so he would know what he's talking about.

Celestia closed her eyes and inhaled, she became still as a statue as the water of the small river flowed around her hooves...like a rock parting the water.

….

Mugen couldn't help but grin in the darkness of the bedroom. The sun shone through in a tiny sliver in the window, making the room glow with the sunset Human Applejack kissed him right on the lips, ferociously. Their tongues shot in each others mouths, tangling and dancing with each other.

Mugen broke off after a minute, sighing contentedly. Applejack rested her head on his chest, her loose hair fell like a waterfall over her naked chest. She sighed in contentment...until something poked her. She chuckled and playfully slapped Mugen's chest, “Now don't ya'll start getting hard on me again, Mugen ah don't rightly think ah can handle another round.”

Mugen laughed and brought the farmer in for another kiss. Tomorrow...yup...tomorrow without a doubt in my mind. He groaned playfully at the lips pressed against his. Before AJ reluctantly pulled her face away.

“We should stop, get changed. Ah reckon Big Mac will be back with Applebloom here soon.” Both humans sighed as they redressed quickly and before either could say a word, sure enough:

“MUGEN!” The familiar shout of an excited Applebloom rang throughout the house.

Mugen couldn't help but grin, he loved that filly like she was his own. “I'm coming squirt! Are the other squirts with yah?”

“Hey! Mugen we are not squirts!” The familiar frustrated yell that Scootaloo gave made Mugen flat out laugh.

Eeyup, I'm doing it tomorrow.

Celestia grinned as she panted, the fish she had managed to kick out flopped around on the river side. Jin clapped his hand as Celestia scooped the fish back into the river.

“Congrats Tia, you managed to finish the first step to your seikuken training. You've allowed your senses to expand and drank in every last detail. That's one step down, eight more to go.” Jin said in her familiar, calm and emotionless voice.

Celestia groaned, eight more trials like this? But then a thought struck her, a devious one. The sun goddess turned around, directly away from Jin and leaned down to drink from the river. She drank deep, making slurping noises as she did. She waved her plot right up to Jin. In her mind she was giggling hysterically, her face was complete calm, yet she could feel the blush that Jin had.

“Jin.” Celestia practically moaned in the huskiest voice she could manage. “I've worked so hard today...look at me...I'm soaking wet.” The princess turned around to face Jin, he was beat red and she put on her most seductive face.

Her horn glowed with magic, and after focusing a moment the spell consumed her. And where the alicorn princess once was, now there was a young, human woman. And she was utterly naked facing Jin directly. His eyes grew wide with shock before he managed to turn away.

He opened his mouth to protest but Celestia calmly snapped her fingers, teleporting right in front of the ronin. He gasped as Celestia darted her head forwards, planting a kiss right on Jin's lips. Celestia giggled, Jin was really inexperienced at this.

She broke the kiss, and Jin couldn't look away from her eyes. The princess purred right in his ear, “I've been a princess for a few millennium now, and I must say....the same thing day in and day out has gotten so... boring. Can you help me Jin? I normally wouldn't do this sort of thing, but...I just feel so strongly for you.” The princess had started in a voice dripping with lust but lowered to a faint whisper by the end.

Jin eye's grew wider still as Celestia pinned him to the rock, she was still soaking wet, and it was making Jin's clothes damp.

Celestia made a tut tut noise, “Oh Jin, you're clothes are all wet...lets dry them off.” Jin barely managed to squeak.

….

“Alright Mugen... I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to teach you magic. You have absolutely no magic in your body and seem completely unable to use it so... I guess I'll just teach you some of the lessons I've learned since coming to Pony Ville. Every day we-” Twi had started to rant before Mugen cut her off sharply.

“Twibabe, this ain't gonna work. How about you just teach me in the morning for an hour, about something important. That's a lot simpler on both our sanity's. Besides, I've gotten something big I'm planning out for AJ and I.” Mugen was cracking his signature grin as he spoke out.

Twilight groaned, “But Muuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeennnn!” The lavender unicorn pouted, as she thought.
“I guess your right though. I don't think you can handle learning astro-physics just yet. Or calculus...or anything really sciency for that matter.”

Mugen chuckled, “There ya go Twibabe that's the spirit!”

Twilight cocked her human friend an eye brow, “Twibabe? Why do you keep tacking on the 'babe' at the end of our first names. I mean you got 'Flutterbabe' 'Raribabe' Dashiebabe' 'Twibabe' 'Pinkie Babe' and 'Applebabe'. Why do you keep calling us that?”

Mugen's smirk cracked across his face into a crooked grin, “You really want to know?”

Twilight nodded vigorously.

“Well it's more of a joke really. Where I come from we call attractive women...babes. It's nothing demeaning if that's what you mean.” Mugen silently turned around and gave a soft fist pump, he had gotten to use a word Twilight taught him recently and made him feel super smart.

Twilight blinked in surprise, “Huh? Odd. Oh well. Okay well here's today's lesson Mugbabe.”

Mugen chuckled, “I see what you did there Twibabe, that...that's funny coming from you.” Mugen was now laughing hysterically as what she said fully dawned on him. Normally he'd be pissed that some pony had called him a girl but coming from Twilight... what she had said...the way she said in that nerdy way of hers....he just couldn't help it. Twilight was soon laughing alongside him.

Spike even joined in from upstairs, but after a minute the laughter faded away and Twibabe spoke up, “Well, seriously, lets begin.”

Mugen just nodded, already tuning her out as he prepared the scenario with Applejack again and again in his mind. Everything had to be just...perfect.

Celestia scowled as the early morning sunlight pierced her skull. She sat up, aware that Jin was already up with his back against the tree behind them. He already had his clothes back on...as Mugen would say...damn.

Celestia pouted as Jin cracked her eyes at her, “Good morning dear Tia. I need you back into alicorn form, today we start at stage two.”

Celestia blinked, and cocked him a sloppy grin, “You know, I don't care how bad each day is as long as I get have THAT everynight. Celestia grinned as she waved a hand over Jin's crotch.

Jin blushed as the still very naked Celestia snapped her fingers, becoming her regular self in a flash of golden light.

“Well what do we have planned for today...master?” Celestia voiced the end of her question in the same way she had groaned out to him last night. Jin visibly shuddered, with a smile on his face as he associated the good things that came with that husky voice.

“Do as you did yesterday expand your senses but now we do it on the move. We go until I can't lay a finger on you for seven whole minutes.” Jin replied coolly and evenly.

And in a blur of motion Jin had ran around, Celestia felt him enter her little bubble of awareness but was too slow to respond...she paid for with was a hard slap on the flank. Realization hit Celestia like a bag of bricks.

“Oh you clever little devil, you're gonna distract me with my...Oh very clever indeed. Jin, but I WILL make you pay tonight.” Celestia's voice took on a menacing tone as Jin took another dive at her.

….

Mugen whistled a merry tune as he strolled non-nonchalantly down the cobbled road. Ponies waved hello and waved back, continuing his whistling. Twilight had things to do after their lesson and as such gave him the day to do as he pleased.

Mugen continued to stroll, he was on his way to set up some very important stuff for tonight. After all it had to be...perfect. That's when a throat cleared directly in front of him.

Mugen stopped and cracked an eye open, he chuckled as he saw a group of ponies clearly from Canterlot. They were dressed in fine clothing and their were about five of the... gentlecolts.

The one he guessed was the leader stepped forward, it was a unicorn in a pin striped suit and wore a fancy blue fedora. Well that's what Mugen thought it was anyway. The leader frowned at him, “Well if it isn't the ruffian human. The one who supposedly killed an Ursa Major. What utter horse apples.”

The unicorn spat at his feet. Mugen glared at the group of rich ponies, who snickered a with each other. The leader smirked. Mugen rolled his eyes...and jumped high into the air. With a flick of his wrist he drew his sword and threw it into the ground.

Mugen landed on the soles of his feet right on the hilt of the blade, now in the dead center of the five Canterlot ponies. Mugen yawned, “Well if you're gonna talk your shit...back it up you limp dick pussey.”

Mugen laughed as outrage plastered the face of the rich ponies. Some pony ville ponies looked at the scene...with utter contempt.

“You show those snobby ponies whose boss Mugen!” A nameless pony called from the crowd gathering around. Other ponies shouted similar things.

The lead unicorn glared daggers at Mugen...and charged. Mugen laughed and with a spin on his hands, he kicked the charging unicorn in the face. With a twist Mugen spun around kicking two more of the snobby ponies in the face, kicking his legs out like a pair of scissors.

Mugen used on of the falling ponies as a spring board and flipped in the air, slamming his heel down onto the head of another of the nameless Canterlot thugs. Leaving one to shiver in his hooves, utter terror in his eyes. Mugen calmly stepped up to the remaining earth pony, pulling his sword out of the ground on his way.

Mugen stared into the nameless pony's eyes, until he shouted, “BOO!” and said pony fainted. Mugen chuckled as the pony's in the crowd cheered out. Mugen shrugged and began to stroll, whistling his merry tune. He had to hurry, tonight needed to be...Perfect.

….


Celestia's flanks were sore, so very sore. She could sense the human ronin enter her little seikuken bubble almost immediately, but she was always so slow to react as the human continually slapped her flank.

SMACK!

Jin darted through her defense for the thousandth time, “What's the matter Tia? I thought you enjoyed this.”

Celestia growled as Jin danced away only to return immediately, one, two, three, four attempted slaps until Jin finally landed another. SMACK!

Celestia roared, it hurt...so goooood! “Jin, this is utterly unfair, you're using my....thing... to your advantage!”

“Do you believe Discord or Chrysalis wouldn't exploit a weakness? Then why shouldn't I reflect this in your training?” Jin shot snidly, a grin on his face as he danced through Celestia's defenses again.

“It is unfair, because your the ONLY ONE who knows! Not even Lulu knows.” Celestia snapped, she was exhausted, and soaked...in more ways than one. She was utterly frustrated, she'd been in the mood for hours as Jin continued on with his 'training'.

Jin stopped and blinked, “Very well, I won't exploit it any further.” With that the human darted after her, he continually slapped out, and the sun goddess dodged and continued to dodge for what felt like an eternity. Until SMACK!

Jin's slap stung Celestia on her chest, she panted and Jin panted. “Just to let you know Celestia that was a full minute, it took me three days of this to do just that one minute.”

Celestia cocked her colt friend a sly grin.

….


Fuu looked at Pinkie, Pinks stared right back.

“Hey Pinkie...the cakes aren't home...and neither are pumpkin or pou-” Fuu gets cut off as Pinkie tackles her. The party pony shoves Fuu down with a hoof to the chest. Pinkie smiles deviously at the human woman, while slowly tracing a hoof down her chest.

Mugen continued to stroll, continued to whistle, continued to think that life was fucking fantastic. Today...tonight...tonight was going to be THE night. He grinned, eyes still closed as he bumped into something feathery.

“Hey watch you're going you stupid...thing?” A feminish-tom boyish voice growled.

Mugen cracked an eye, it was a lion thing with the head of an eagle and wings. Mugen laughed as the top of its head came up to his chest. “What are you gonna do half pint?” Mugen laughed down at the little cat...bird...thingy.

The thing growled deeper, “I AM A GRIFFON. AND YOUR A DEAD THING!” The griffon as she called herself raised a claw...

“MUGENRYUKEN!”

….


Pinkie and Fuu looked up from what they were...doing. “We have been called.”

“So it seems”

….


The griffon was still in the air when Mugen started to fall and he heard it...


“PINKIE PIE RYUKEN!!!!” The familiar party pony gave her version of the uppercut within a minute of him using it.

What the hell...

“FUURYUKEN!!!!” Fuu leaped up next sending the griffon higher into the air. She pointed at Mugen and Pinkie, gesturing them to come up for the final step.

Together both humans and the party mare slammed their fists/hooves under the griffons chine.

“PARTYRYUKEN!!!!”

At the last possible moment, Pinkie shot a party cannon stuffed with vanilla icing all over the griffon.

“Later!” Pinkie and Fuu shouted as they disappeared back where ever it is they came from.

Mugen shrugged as the heap of feathers and creamy, white vanilla landed at his feet. Mugen nudged the griffon with his foot. “Yo griffbabe...I think you got some white stuff ALL OVER YOUR BODY!” Mugen laughed and laughed as he walked off...leaving the white covered Griffon to her...well...to her sniveling.

….


Celestia gritted her teeth...it's been far longer than any of her past tries...twice as long as her last attempt. Jin continued his reign of slaps, and the sun goddess deftly continued to dodge. She was panting heavily, she wouldn't be able to keep this up for long.

A last blow stopped mere inches from Celestia's chest. She growled out in frustration, she had come so close to finally getting it!

“Pass. Take a break Tia, you've cleared stage two in a fraction of the time I did. Impressive.” Jin took a seat and smirked at the look on Celestia's face.

Celestia began to glare at Jin...until an idea came to her mind. “Night is still a long ways off, but now will do.” Her horn began to glow and Jin's eyes grew wide with shock as the aura engulfed him. With a POP! Jin reappeared...in pony form.

Celestia's grin spread from ear to ear, she licked her lips in anticipation, “You should know Jin, for thousands of years I've repressed my sexual urges so often, that they build up and up and up. And when I finally let loose...well...I refer to myself during those times as Molestia. I do not believe you have been acquainted. Well...now we fix that.”

The sun goddess took a step towards the blue earth pony.

I'm fucked. Was Jin's only thought.

….


Mugen fidgeted, uncomfortable with the position he was in. Rarity whined, “Stop moving Mugen, Or your outfit will be utterly dreadful. It...WOULD...BE...THE..WORST..POSSIBLE...THING!” The fashion diva levitated a couch over as she collapsed onto it.

Mugen rolled his eyes, “Come on Raribabe, I need this outfit finished by tonight. Its an emergency. A....fashion emergency.”

Rarity shot up, “Then I must be quick FOR FASHION IS AT STAKE!!!” The white unicorn danced around Mugen, doubling her work speed.

Well at least I know how to motivate her if I need to. Mugen thought to himself suppressing a chuckle.

….


Jin collapsed panting, how in the name of Equestria was she still standing.

Tia grinned at her lover, “Oh come now Jin. It's only been two hours.”

Jin's eyes shot open, “TWO HOURS! Break is over...we were supposed to move onto stage three an hour ago. Change me back.”

Celestia grinned devilishly, “Nope. I'm not finished with you yet.”

Jin rolled his eyes, “Fine I'll stay in pony form, but levitate that boulder onto the smaller one.”

Celestia cocked a curious eye brow at her colt friend. But did as she was instructed. When she turned Jin was on his haunches, hiding something.

“Now stand on the boulder and maintain your balance.” Jin instruced.

Celestia hopped onto the plate like boulder, barely keeping her balance as her legs wobbled.

“I-I don't like this Jin. What are you hiding?” Celestia gulped, she was very, very scared right now.

Jin chuckled, “My sensei called this the 'Beehive from Hell' stage.” With that Jin pulled out a stick and a...bee hive.

Celestia's eyes grew wide... “OH NO NO NO NO NO!” Jin held the hive gently towards her, and began poking holes that faced her. He couldn't help but grimace at the juices that dried and matted his fur around his hooves.

This...Molestia was the biggest pervert he had ever met. But he needed to focus, no matter how good the things she did to him felt...he needed to FOCUS!

Lazily a bee trickled out and flew over to Celestia, then another and another until a small sward buzzed towards Celestia.

“Use tour seikuken to dodge the bees, if you can dodge a bee you can dodge a magical blast of energy” Jin instructed calmly.

Celestia screamed as the bees neared her, “JIIIIIN!!!! TONIGHT YOUR, AS MUGEN WOULD SAY, YOUR DICK IS MINE! I AM GOING TO DESTROOOOY YOU AHAHHAHAHAHAH!” The princess moved around frantically in a blur of motion as the bees descended on her.

….

Mugen held the flowers in his hoof nervously. Tonight was the night. Would AJ suspect anything?

Applejack was the one who answered his knock. They were going to dinner a little early and the sun was just setting beautifully into the back ground, painting the sky a mix of red and orange.

Applejack gasped, “Oh ma gosh Mugen, more flowers for me. I told ya'll last time ah ain't as girly as Rarity. Yah don't need to get me flowers or nothing.”

Mugen blushed and rubbed a hoof across his head, grinning sheepishly.

Applejack's eyes narrowed, “What are ya'll up to tonight Mugen?”

Mugen gulped. Really? Fucking flowers would give him away.

Applejack laughed, punching him in the shoulder with a hoof. “Aw shucks Mugen, ya'll should get a look of yer face. Yah fell fer that one. HAHAHA! Hold on one sec ahm a gonna put these with the others.” The farm mare turned and trotted back inside.

Mugen sighed in relief, okay she wasn't suspicious, he thought so anyway.

Applejack trotted back into view calling over her shoulder, “Ah'll be out later tonight. Don't wait up ya'll. Don't be surprised if ah don't come home.”

The farm mare closed the door behind her, “Well let's get going Mugen, ah got a good feeling bout tonight.”

Mugen cracked his signature smirk, eeyup. Tonight was gonna be a perfect night.


Celestia whimpered as Jin applied more cream to the few stings that the bees had given her. She had done surprisingly well in dodging the bees as they swarmed around her. After a half hour straight of dodging and weaving Jin had finally given her the okay to use magic to dispel the swarm.

“I know it seems terrible, but it only gets worse with each stage. Remember I went through this same grueling regime that you are...it took me longer to do each stage though, so I spent much more time on it than you have.”

Celestia groaned, and looked to the sky, wishing the night...would...come. She smiled, “Hey, Jin...my love the sun sets. Look.”

Jin followed her gaze, the scene painted before him was beautiful. He smirked, “That is beautiful, but not nearly as much as what I'm looking at.”

Celestia blinked and turned to see where he was looking at, only to find him staring at her. She smirked, “Oh Jin my lover, you are such a tease. That's why when that sun goes behind the horizon...you...are..all...MINE.”

The Princess of the sun was practically panting at the end of her sentence, she was drenched in sweat from the events of the day but she would be damned if he thought exhaustion would keep him out of her hooves tonight.

Jin merely smirked, “But what if that's how I prefer it.”

….


Mugen laughed as he downed another glass of wine. He still wondered how he managed to hold glass in his hooves, but he wasn't denying it was useful.

Applejack's laughter brought Mugen back to his date. Everything was going smoothly, she was having a blast. He was having a blast. But he still kept his guard up, this night NEEDED to be absolutely, irrevocably perfect.

He looked up at his gorgeous date, she would be his. All his...not matter how long he needed to wait.


2 hours later...


The restaurant was nearly empty except for Applejack and Mugen, both still utterly lost in each others company. The two had barely eaten anything, just their first plate of food. They'd spent the entire time flirting, having fun, just enjoying the other...the same exact level of love from day one.

It was time...Mugen's jaw clenched. He had fought bandits, town guards, an ursa major, hell, he even fought a clone of himself. But what he was about to terrified the shit out of him. He had researched on what to do in Twi's library for weeks now, for such a smart pony, she was quite clueless sometimes.

Mugen got up, “Hey AJ...there's...there's something I need to talk to you about.”

A look of worry spread across his mare friends face, “What...what is it Mugen?” She looked terrified.

Sweat collected on his brow, his cheeks flushed, he stammered, he fell to his knees and managed to grab the key to all this from the saddlebag he wore, he real quick grabbed Applejack's hooves, Might as well just blurt it out.

“AJ...I love you so...” Mugen's breath caught in his throat.

Applejack's eyes grew wide with realization as to what her colt friend was thinking. Before Mugen could even finish, she grabbed the small jewelry box from his hoof.

She opened it and there it was...the wedding band. It was a bracelet with an apple on it, a ruby apple with their names inscribed on it. The band was an intricate weave of gold, with the apple fixed firmly at the top. Just looking at the intricate piece of jewelry, Applejack knew it must have cost every bit he had saved up over the months he'd been here.

She waited with baited breath for the words to roll off his tongue, “Wi-Will you marry me? Will you be my mare?”

“YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!” Applejack tackle hugged Mugen, her new fiance. Applejack kissed Mugen smack right on the lips so sweetly, he practically melted in her hooves.

What few patrons in the restaurant were left, the staff included, let a out a big “Dawww” at the scene in the restaurant. The ponies gave the now engaged couple some space as they became lost in the other.


The Next Morning...


Celestia groaned as the letter poofed in front of her, the same as so many others. But one this early? What happened Twilight?

Jin began to stir at the noise, “What's going on?” He raised himself to his haunches still in pony form, still stiff and sore from the night before with his love.

Celestia smiled, “I don't know yet my love. Shall we find out?”

Jin nodded, “Tia...you're still the biggest pervert I've ever met.”

Celestia laughed, and began to read the scroll. Her face turned to one of shock, and then she smiled warmly. Jin looked at her curiously, “What did it say?” He asked cautiously, reaching for the scroll with a hoof climbing over her body.

She closed the scroll and said nonchalantly, “Oh nothing much, Mugen only proposed to Applejack and my ever faithful student wants to host their wedding at the castle in Canterlot.”

Jin's jaw hit the ground hard, “Mugen did what now?”


To be finished in the next chapter...



Ughhhhhh YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it. It may be a piece of crap, it may not...but I don't care I simply had too much fun with this. Sorry it took awhile, things have been hectic around here lately. Now, I'm going to start on the final chapter and the epilogue, I will post both at the same time!11!!!!1!!!!