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Genghis Clop


Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

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As will be made increasingly clear going forward, pretty much all of my ideas for clopfics are going to come from pictures I think are amusing in some way. So, if you've got something you wanna see written, and you don't have someone better to do it, send me that shit. If I like it, I'll write it. Just fyi though, I'll be much more inclined to write anything that involves Twilight or Trixie... or lesbians... or both. Both is good.

Sigh. I am so easily amused.


The picture alone was worth a follow.

Here's lookin' at you, kid.

Goddammit, that shouldn't be in my raunchy cartoon pony porn. Other than that though, it was fucking hawt.

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How else are you supposed to know this is classy pony sex than by seeing a Casablanca reference? Besides, Casablanca would've been vastly improved by an anal scene.

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The picture alone was worth a follow.

Sooo... you're following him just because he was able to find some good cover art? :twilightblush:

Plot twist: That wasn't the real Twilight. Trixie's still deep in a fantasy. A little too deep.

hmmm...

yes....

I, see....


Well then. This tickled my fancy, and then jerked it off. I give it three appendages up.

Awesome work again, really... enjoyed this, especialy the anal. Expect a reading on your desk by the end of the week, gonna try and do a proper reading for you this time see how it turns out.

Twixie? Why yes, I shall indulge!

This is really, really hot. Although, the fics when females orgasm out squirts of cum kind of seems weird to me. Female pussies pulsates and spasms and the clit will sometimes jump in rhythm, in the same frequency as males. Squirting doesn't really happen unless artificial lube is applied in great amounts.

4876565 It is possible, just takes either a lot of training or hitting just the right spot to stimulate the Skene's Glands. Not that I ever needed to know or learn that. :rainbowlaugh:

That. Was fucking. Hot. Enough said.

Her eyes wide, Trixie felt herself wink.

Topkek

Her enemy is her secret crush? I REALLY don't see any problem with this. One of those cases of you can only hate someone so much until it spills over and you make out furiously with them.

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Agreed, Lorre totally should've nailed Bogart.

(Hah, it's in your brain it shall never LEAVE!!!)

I always thought Trixie would have angry hate sex with Twilight. This is not wuite what I had imagined, but still... hot nevertheless.

And that doll... Markiplier's playthrough of Five Night's at Freddy's is still fresh in my mind and that soulless stare is making me uncomfortable.

I favorited this just because of the picture. Twilight Doll is creepy, but lovable.

4878931 #1, 4, and 5 are the best ones in my opinion.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

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Yeah weaver (5) have great sense of humor :D

Needs more threesome action! :rainbowkiss:

Literally I was, like, waiting for the marionette to join in the fun. That would have been perfect.

Honestly, I would have prefered if it had remained between Trixie and the doll going through some weird adventure-scenarios, all in her fantasies.

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Thought about doing that, but figured it wouldn't have worked out that well. I mean, sustaining that joke for several thousand words would be difficult, even more so to actually make it sexy.

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Also thought about doing that. In retrospect, I probably should’ve brought the doll back to, like, play with Twilight. Oh well... If I ever do a Twidoll fic again, I'll do that.

4879800 Just as a suggestion: You could have gone into "Trixie vision" for the sexy parts and made the doll come to life ala Calvin and Hobbes. And then jank the chain and suddenly have it be a doll again.

Shoot...
Ok, not what I expected, but still a good fic.
I mean, c'mon, there's plenty other clopfics in this site, this is a generic Clopfic, of a generic Ship.

"Look, Twilight," said Trixie, "I'm sorry had sex with a doll that looked like you, but I promise it was for a good reason."
Twilight grinned wickedly. "Oh, I think I can guess just fine."

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That was a awesome and sweet chapter I loved it all.

I was wondering if anyone would ever make a story about a unicorn fucking a mare with their horn. You are the first. :yay:

4882113 ...

*looks at his own story's publish date*

*looks at ... rather a lot of porn on this website actually*

... You sure about that mate?

Damn! That was super fucking hot! I think I came twice, I dunno my mind is still a bit fuzzy. Thumbs up!!! :derpyderp1:

Sir you have greatly impressed me with your work and i look forward to you next story. I also hope you will expand on this one. Maybe have Twilight invite Celestia to the "Rainbow Palace" for her birthday and have Trixie wrapped as the gift.

Loved every second of this fic, it was cute, sexy and coherent all the way through, which is what I look for in a good clop-fic. Have a like and a fave. <3
I personally am not a fan of the Trixie x Twilight ship, but it works in this story.

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I think the Cadence and Shining Armor one there needs to be written. Or the Small Chrissy one.

*aplause* beautiful writing format. also the theme/storyline was interesting:trixieshiftright::twilightblush:

I felt like the story was good, and the clip was okay, but the writing was a bit off. You has Trixie as the main focus at the beginning, then throughout the story, you kept switching back and forth between the two. I think if you just kept to Trixie's prospective, it would have turned out better. It was still enjoyable to read, just a bit difficult to keep up.

Naughty.

Typos:
Her and Twilight sat in silence for moment before an idea sprang to Trixie’s mind.
- She and Twilight

I'm sorry had sex with a doll that looked like you, but I promise it was for a good reason.
- I'm sorry I had

She nearly opened her mouth to protest, but the realized she wasn't fooling anyone.
- but then realized

as the doll reached for her back and touched the spot right below her tail. Trixie jumped. "Twilight! Where do you think you're putting your hoof?"

:rainbowkiss::ajsmug:
its gonna be one of THOSE fics.... where it funny as hell and awkward when you think about how Twi would feel if she sees this.... *taps fingers evil-ly*

EDIT:

Precum was now leaking out of her like a loose water faucet.

wow....

Like she was a DJ, she came: wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwubwubwubwubwubwub

Twilight could have been more . . . well Twilight, but otherwise nice concept!

Twilight shook her head, silencing Trixie. She smiled softly. “Don’t be cliche, all right? You think I let you stay here because I don’t like you?” She chuckled, kissing Trixie on the forehead. The two stared into each other’s eyes for a moment, then Twilight said, “But seriously though, next time let me know when you’re going to masturbate. Just doing it to pictures of you isn’t really enough for me anymore.”
Trixie raised an eyebrow. “Wait, what?”
Placing a hoof over her own lips, Twilight made a shushing noise, then said, “Don’t tell anyone though. It’ll be our little secret, okay?” She took her hoof off her lips and moved it to Trixie’s. Pressing the cum-stained hoof over Trixie’s mouth, she added, “But yes, this isn’t the first orgasm I’ve had because of you.”
Her eyes wide, Trixie felt herself wink.

lololololololol :rainbowlaugh:

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