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Interesting...
............why do i get the feeling she uses the gun in that cover pic?
I wasn't going to read it, but then you mentioned a surprise! I'll let you know what I think when I have the time to read it.
4896717 Because the description says "Improvised sex-toys," the title is "blow me away," which is commonly used when talking about shotguns, grenades, and other weapons that use pellets or fragmentation shells in their action, and it's in the cover pic.
.............................I don't know how to feel.
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4896717 strangely, i have that feeling too
I noticed one or two spelling/grammar errors, but nonetheless a good fic
I don't know how you do it but you always make your fics so engaging, Even with it anthro, I found myself not put off by it at all. Kudos to you for sure.
So...Aside from the awful, horrible idea that it was to use the shotgun that way in the first place...Which I will ignore for purpose of it could be done IRL...
1)Safety On is the same as Safety Off.
2)A Firearm is only Safe if it is unloaded (Which she never checked)
3)A Firearm is always loaded. Especially when it isn't. (Again, she never checked)
4)A Wet Firearm is a Rusty Firearm. A Rusty Firearm is an Improvised Explosive. (Dry the Shotgun inside and out and re-oil it)
5)Very few Shotguns (including the one in the pic) have a magazine that reaches all the way to the end of the barrel. If the magazine is in her, the barrel is too deep to not do damage.
6)The Magazine + Barrel of a 12 Gauge Shotgun (standard S-Mart Boomstick) = ~2.5" X ~1.25".
...So, based on those (though #5,6 aren't as relevant given Macintosh's assumed size), WHAT THE HELL AJ!
SPOILERS BELOW!
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>Didn't even bother to check if it was loaded
Someone who had been around firearms for so long, and was so clearly concerned about safety, would absolutely never forget to check if a gun was loaded before they shoved it up an orifice. Not that they would even do that in the first place.
Anyway, this fetish is not at all my thing. But it was nicely written, aside from the above, so upvoted.
....This gave me the idea for 'WTFIWWY? with Ponies' in a very bad way.
"If you need to shoot yourself in the cervix to get off, you've been doing porn way too long."
"Guns don't kill people! Guns in vaginas kill people!"
Well, with a Dark tag, that could've ended worse.
Much, much worse.
Well, I guess you could say that AJ really likes...
... riding shotgun.
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Yeaaaa!
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>...shoved it up an orifice. Not that they would even do that in the first place.
You haven't met /k/ it seems. There was that one guy who fucked his mosin. Or the one that used his mosin bolt to massage his prostate. Saw pictures of that guy.
4898229 Mosins are ugly rifles
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People only make it worse with synthetic furniture, folding stocks and rails. Mosins being cheap with cheap ammo are really the only selling point they have.
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/k/ is a special kind of fucked. I should know, I've actually got a /k/ meetup coming up in two weeks.
Though now that you remind me of it, my nugget bolt *would* make a great prostate massager...
This was something, definitely different so great job I guess?
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Most of 4chan is a special kind of fucked. I lurk /k/ but only own a Marlin 60. Don't have the money for more. Also go to /g/ and /mlp/.
Well............
that was a first
well going by the story pic and the dark tag and the story name 'blow me away', I'm going to say see uses a shotgun to do herself... oh god I hope I'm wrong...
So, did it actually shoot a shell into her?
4902031 It's up to you. I tried to write it in a way where it could be either-or.
However, keep in mind that Macintosh is probably fairly weapons-safety conscious and wouldn't put a shotgun away loaded
You've, uh... You've got some odd ideas rolling around in your head, Badger. Not necessarily bad ones, but still pretty damn weird.
Also the bang was in her head and you can't tell me otherwise because if so seriously jesus christ what the fuck even
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How is it ambiguous if she was still alive after the BANG?
4903493 It could have been shock.
Well, that was disturbingly...
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arousing
This reminds me of another series, the name of which escapes me, wherein Twilight makes love to a series of weapon of mass destruction, ex. 'riding' an atomic bomb, Dr. Strangelove style, to orgasm. And another more recent one, where Applejack makes love to a car.
Jesus this was hard to read, I was terrified the entire time that she was going to end up shooting herself >_<
~The Rift Walker
4935443 I hear ya.
4996772 More like the mortician. A load of buckshot up into the torso like that and your viscera are hamburger.
4902064 I know there's some serious Word of God under that spoiler tag, but if you only use clues from the story, I think it's pretty likely that the gun was loaded. Badgerpony, you went out of your way to show just how unsafely those guns were stored. Everything in the story indicates that Big Mac is not a safety-minded kinda dude, and is actually kinda thick.
I'm like 99% sure Applejack had a much more explosive orgasm than she ever intended. Or, maybe, some part of her wanted it to end that way.
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this is a nice fic but... the use of a gun as this just makes me go
In the description
affecting
Hmm The barn is next door to the house... so...
the normal [as it wouldn't parse correctly with sensation]
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Not even buckshot... Just a blank would mess up the innards so much it would take both a truck of luck and immediate emergency care to have a minimal chance of survival, let alone being able to walk and be any kind of able again...
Hm I'm not that convinced that a SHARP ANGULAR sight wouldn't be QUITE painful...
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You came to a several year-old fic to proofread when nobody asked you to, and made several comments when one would have been sufficient. Please go away.
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Hmm I tend to keep the comment separate in a logical way.
I'll keep in mind that you are not interested in spell checking.
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I'm not interested in spell checking for a three-to-four-year-old fic that's spread over multiple comments. It's almost spam, and makes you look like an obnoxious smartass.
Hm the spell check is in two comment as one is for the description and the other is for the chapter.
I usually do it that way so it is easier to track especially in multi chapter stories.
The other two comment are an answer to a comment and one personal comment.
As for the age of the fic... well people is still reading it so it doesn’t seem wrong to get it in shape.