Lyra, Bon-Bon, and Shampoo

SCP Pinkamena

SCP Pinkamena #1 · Aug 18th, 2014 · 2 · ·

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IT WAS INEVITABLE

Lunar Walker

Lunar Walker #2 · Aug 18th, 2014 · 1 · ·

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wow. FUN

Biker_Dash

Biker_Dash #3 · Aug 18th, 2014 · · ·

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So, I am not alone in doin a Ranma ½ crossover (Mine is scheduled to be released on October 10)

Dayman

Dayman #4 · Aug 18th, 2014 · · ·

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........what?

DashingApple

DashingApple #5 · Aug 18th, 2014 · · ·

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Well,I'm On That Side Of Fimfic Again..........But,Wait...This Was The Authors Dream?

JDunk1971

JDunk1971 #6 · Aug 19th, 2014 · 2 · ·

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I guess this shows that sooner or later everything gets crossed over with Ranma 1/2.

MythrilMoth

MythrilMoth #7 · Aug 19th, 2014 · · ·

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4872289 Yes. Yes it does.

Zef

Zef #8 · Aug 19th, 2014 · 7 · ·

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Author's Note:
Inspired by a strange dream I had.

And this is why one shouldn't combine burritos with salsa brava and Chinese takeout right before bedtime.

Fair warning: the only plot you'll find here is attached to a pony.

"Um, Lyra? You have toilet paper trailing from your bum."
"Wait, this isn't toilet paper, it's the script!"

"Wow, you were right. She's gorgeous."
"Look at that smooth skin. Those slender, beautiful arms and legs...so graceful."

"You know, for a tall and spindly creature completely unlike anything anyone has ever seen in this world."

"And her dress! It's so sexy!"

Considering all ponies go bottomless, it's not that different from what they usually wear... In fact, it's probably their size!

"Mmm...I can't wait to get it off her..."

"...and sell the design to Rarity for a mint!"

Ordinarily, these were things that Shampoo would punish with an immediate and severe beatdown. However, the situation she had just awoken to was so bizarre she couldn't formulate a response.

And that was when the ponies learned just how many meanings and emotions can be conveyed by a simple "Aiyaaaah..."

The colorful talking ponies part didn't bother her. She'd seen much stranger things in her lifetime. The 'they're both girls' and 'they're about to molest me' parts weren't even that strange by her standards.

Not even the fact that they were basically her size, which made them tiny even for real-life ponies.

...actually, now that she thought about it, that said some really depressing things about her life.

Or about her acquaintances :p

"Oh, good, you're awake!" one of the ponies, a mint green unicorn with bright gold eyes, said. "I'm Lyra, this—" she nodded her head to the cream-colored pony with the curly pink-and-blue mane— "is Bon-Bon, and I hope you don't mind if we strip you naked and do very naughty and erotic things to you!"

"This is kind of our thing."
"At least in this sort of fic."
"Which happens often, admittedly."
"Very often."
"Not that we're complaining."
"Not in the least!"
"Just so you don't think we're stuck in a rut."
"But rut we will!"

"My name Shampoo," Shampoo said, ruby eyes darting back and forth warily between the two ponies. "This joke, yes?"

"Ooooh, you're into that! See, Bon-Bon, I told you she'd want to wear a yoke! Now go fetch one from Big Macintosh!"

"Nope!" Lyra said. Her horn began to shine with a brilliant golden glow. The soft lilac slippers that matched Shampoo's qipao slipped off her feet and flew across the room. The ties on her dress untied themselves. She squealed and scooted away from the two ponies, but it was no use. With some effort, her dress removed itself from her body, followed by her silk panties.

...at which point, the dress, panties, and shoes assembled themselves into shape in the middle of the room, and started to tapdance.

Being naked in front of strangers wasn't an issue for Shampoo. It happened disturbingly often.

And usually by her own volition.

"Normally I'd be offended by that, but I gotta agree," Bon-Bon replied, licking her lips. "That skin, those breasts...I've always kind of wanted to play with breasts."

"Even though we only know about them because Twilight had them when she went through the mirror."
"And she never shared what they were like, the meanie!"

Shampoo shivered at the hot, wet touch. "Aiyah...! Shampoo not for tasting!"

I think I read that as a warning label on a bottle of Head & Shoulders.

Bon-Bon began kissing Shampoo's neck; her breath and the fine, soft hair of her muzzle tickled.

Do ponies have lips to kiss with? O_o

"Stop..." Shampoo whimpered. "Not want this with real wild horse..."

"Jajauma ni sasenaide!"

"Well, we're not wild horses," Lyra said in a teasing, sultry tone. "We're very wild ponies." With that, she seized Shampoo's right breast with her magic and lifted it,

That's an incredibly bizarre visual @_@ Especially since pony magic envelops objects in a colorful shimmer.

Bon-Bon wrapped her hooves around Shampoo's left breast and kneaded it

"Aiya! Shampoo not mochi, and pony not rabbit on the Moon!"

"With horse not my idea of good time!" Shampoo said.

This fic is no place for horsing around!

Lyra gave Shampoo's nipple another gentle slurp, then released her breast from her magic. Shampoo's breast wobbled for a moment

And this is why Takahashi politely refused Team Ninja's offer to make a Ranma fighting game.

Lyra began stroking Shampoo's nude body with a hoof; Shampoo realized for the first time that the mares' hooves weren't hard and rough, as she would expect, but smooth, with a strange tickling sensation that came from the underside, as though hundreds of tiny little fingers or bristles were moving across her skin.

Aiyah! Their fingernails have fingers!

"I call dibs on her pussy," Lyra said conversationally as she rubbed circles over Shampoo's belly, her hoof moving ever closer to Shampoo's sparse violet patch of pubic hair.

I hope she's not thinking of bringing a bucket of cold water into the proceedings.

"What? I saw her first," Lyra said. "You'll get your turn." She drew her hoof across Shampoo's mound, drawing a gasp.

Afterwards, she drew a flower, then a sun, then a happy little tree.

The strange warm tingle of unicorn magic wrapped itself around Shampoo's thighs, and her legs spread wide.

Then Shampoo snapped them shut. Then Lyra spread them open. Then Shampoo smashed them closed.
Then Lyra created a Blue Lantern construct shaped like the jaws of life, and Shampoo eeped very very quietly.

Instead, Shampoo felt a gentle, warm pressure on her sex; she gasped as Lyra's magic spread her pussy lips and petals.

"I learned this from that Star Swirl book I borrowed from Twilight! ...she was very reluctant to lend it to me, though, and half the pages were sticky."

"I no touch girl parts," Shampoo said. "That too much asking."

Thus invalidating about half the Ranma h-fics in existence.

Bon-Bon sighed. "Oh well." She went back to licking Shampoo, even as Lyra slurped happily away at Shampoo's pussy.

"Hey! No slurping! Shampoo not Cup O'Noodle!"

With a shuddering breath, Shampoo asked, "Magic horse maybe put horn in Shampoo?"

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Lyra looked up; only Bon-Bon was able to see her sleazy grin. "Now you're talking," she said. She lowered her head and gently pressed the tip of her horn against the entrance to Shampoo's love tunnel.

Wouldn't that give her a less-than-flattering perspective of Shampoo's aaand you know what I'm gonna derail that train of thought right there.

"Be careful," Bon-Bon warned. "You remember that one time I had to—"

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"Yeah yeah," Lyra said dismissively. She gently penetrated Shampoo's pussy. Shampoo tensed up...then relaxed.

And, all of a sudden, Shampoo was unable to see Lyra again. She really should've brushed up on her fairy tales...

Shampoo yelped. "No do that!" she said. With a disappointed tone in her voice, she added, "Horn too small for fucking."

Then again...
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Lyra returned a few minutes later with a long, narrow box. "What—what that?" Shampoo asked.

No one ever knows, but when they open it, it glows orange.

"That toy not little! That toy HUGE! That no fit in Shampoo!"

"In fact Shampoo think magic pony must be hollow if she use THAT!"

Lyra sat down next to Shampoo and took hold of the dildo with her hoof. "This is a bit too intimate for magic," she said. "This is more of a hooves-on thing."

"Friendship is magic, but hooves put on the moves."
"..."
"That was terrible. Sorry."

Bon-Bon had to move away when Shampoo began thrashing her feet, accidentally kicking Bon-Bon in the nose once.

And, outside, the Cutie Mark Crusaders suddenly saw Bon-Bon flying through the air, turning into a glint as she sailed into the distance.

The distant sound of the school clocktower bell chiming the hour roused Shampoo. She opened her eyes slowly, frowning. She was sitting at her desk, slumped against her computer keyboard. She sighed. "That last time I fall asleep looking at pony fanfic,"

Huh, never pegged Shampoo as a pony fan.

...wait, let me rephrase that.

As the sleep cleared from her mind, she realized her panties were soaked, and her face flushed. "Maybe shower first."

"...and refinish upholstery in chair. And recarpet floor. Aiyah."

JDunk1971

JDunk1971 #9 · Aug 19th, 2014 · · ·

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4873160

It's the return of yet another late-90s fic phenomenon: the MST riff!

Thank you for continuing the tradition.

Oddboy

Oddboy #10 · Sep 8th, 2014 · · ·

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...Well then. I can't say I saw this one coming.

Honeytongue

Honeytongue #11 · Nov 22nd, 2014 · · ·

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"AIYAH", indeed.
Must remember to check on this later.

Zak22wolf

Zak22wolf #12 · Jun 24th, 2015 · · ·

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It's also creepy when you learn that Shampoo and Spike have the same voice actress. Needless to say, I think I accidentally just ruined everyone's opinion of this fic.

seventeen

seventeen #13 · Jul 30th, 2015 · · ·

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...actually, now that she thought about it, that said some really depressing things about her life.

I bet Shampoo's had some crazy adventures though, at least she's super cute when doused with cold water
"Not want this with real wild horse..." very nice reference, I can see this being an inspiration point
HAH for all the complaints and coyness, she'd want it all along. now I don't even feel bad for the borderline rape going on
good stuff, I wonder how she'll face Ranma after this

MythrilMoth