During the last Winter Wrap-Up in Ponyville, you were given the job of making sure that the cauldrons used to melt the snow - so that the water could be reused - were stocked with wood. It was tedious and backbreaking work, which you loathed every second of — and now they want you to do it all over again.
Good thing you expected this, and spent the necessary time preparing.
This year, you are going to show these ponies the proper way to heat stuff up...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: My entry for this months UK of Equestria Fanfiction Writing Contest, in which contestants were asked to write a story about whatever came to mind.
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'I'm in a Ford Sierra Cosworth seat with a flamethrower. It's not possible to be happier.' - Jeremy Clarkson
I just wish we could have seen just how it all went wrong, and maybe a few TF2 Pyro references. Great little story; made me smile amid all these annoying error 500 messages.
5184856 we're getting a DDoS attack!
Run for the hills!!
I liked it, but i hoped it would be at least 200 words more
Only you can prevent Ponyville fires.
A second-person HiE fic? Has UK of E started its own "Most Dangerous Game" contest or something?
But honestly, I liked this. Yeah, the last-minuteness does show a little occasionally, but it's still a fun short that stands on its own merits. 
And cue the ominous thunder in the background...
Heh, now I want a liquid-rainbow fueled flamethrower!
(At least it'll come in handy when the Everfree needs to be trimmed back a bit)
And all they actually needed was a few Bunsen burners...
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But that would mean using common sense.
5674882 Why use those when you can burn the town down with your super cool homemade flamethrower. The "male" in you begs for it to be done!
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And by only you you mean nobody, cause Ponyville's destruction is a constant of the universe.
Also, I guess he forgot that liquid rainbow is not just flammable, it's volatile.