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LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Rainbow Dash grew up not knowing who her mother is.

One Mother's Day, Twilight Sparkle becomes determined to find out who Rainbow's mother is and drag her back to Ponyville to reunite with her daughter.

There's just one little hitch:

Rainbow Dash's mother is Daring Do. And she's inconveniently off "researching" her next book.

Now, Rainbow Dash has to go on a journey. A journey of self-discovery. A journey of a thousand unanswered questions.

A journey to find...her biomom.

Oh, and there's an ancient alicorn tomb and a closely guarded secret that'll change the history of Equestria forever, but that's just another day in the life of Daring Do.

(This story ignores certain details established by the Journal of the Two Sisters and the Daring Do chapter books.)

Chapters (16)
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Why am I not surprised Fluttershy's mom swears like a sailor when pissed off? :rainbowlaugh:

A lightning bolt to the folds has to hurt, though...

And you love your Mama Bear Velvet, don't you? Though I wonder how much of that is her feeling betrayed because she's Yearling's editor?

"It's easier to say than biocomologimacal—"

Hell, even supercalifragilisticexpialidocious seems easier to say than that. :twilightoops:

(Yes, I actually did try pronouncing "biocomologimacal" out loud. It didn't exactly end well. :derpytongue2:)

"In any case, I can personally assure you there are most definitely no traps in this particular tomb."

"Personally assure?" I'm guessing Celestia and Luna undertook this same quest once upon a time, how else would she be this certain?

Edit: Nevermind, explained next chapter.

Well, this should be interesting. I just hope they can complete this quest in time for the two Twilights to spend some time together.

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I'm kind of surprised and impressed Twilight just up and told Dash like that instead of dancing around the issue. Well done.

FUCK YOU , CELESTIA! I HOPE TWILIGHT GET'S BACK AND FUCKS YOU UP, JUST LIKE YOU DESERVE! YOU FUCKING MANIPULATIVE SECRET KEEPING WHORE!

Why is nothing ever easy around Daring Do...?

"The sun and the moon. Celestia and Luna!"

Rainbow blinked. "Wait. You think...you think they built this tomb we're lookin' for?"

"Or at least found it and marked the trail," Twilight said.

Ah. That would certainly explain Celestia's personal assurance about the absence of traps...

5943112 That, my friend, is the 64 thousand bit question.

5943107 Well put.

Or, as I was about to observe myself:

Celestia stood on her balcony and watched as a blinding white beam, visible all across Equestria, lanced the sky over Ponyhenge. She bowed her head and sighed.

"Forgive me, Twilight..."

Celestia, this (Twilight Velvet) right here is the one that you have to worry about, concerning anything happening to Twilight:

*So help me, Daring Do...if you get my daughter hurt or killed, I'll never forgive you!*

Because, to paraphrase a very old saying:

"Hell hath no fury like a mother enraged".

So yeah, you is so screwed, missy.

Hmm. Well, this is quite intriguing. I honestly have no idea what's going to happen next. Also, I quite like Dongnocc. Daring Do needs a well-populated rogues gallery.

5941928 I think it's actually Dash having trouble saying biological.

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Yeah, that was kind of obvious. I was just having a bit of fun trying to pronounce Dash's mispronunciation. :twilightsheepish:

That two headed dragon sounds like a reference to something... Maybe one of the more recent incarnations of Gleeok from Legend of Zelda?

M.night shalamanamon's most well known quote "What a twist!"

I bet Dash doesn't believe her.

I can totally see how they figure out that little puzzle.

:rainbowhuh:Hey Twilight, this has your cutie mark on it!
:twilightoops: No! Rainbow don't touch--
:facehoof:I can't believe that worked.
:rainbowdetermined2:Yeah, I'm just that awesome. It's in my blood!

5943679 It kind of reminded me of the two headed dragon from How to Train your Dragon, the one Roughnut and Toughnut ride.

Woah... is Celestia trying to use Twilight to resurrect her dead dad? There's definitely something we're missing so far.

5944100 It's a pop culture website, mostly focused on reviews and gaming.

All you ever care about is yelling 'First!' and getting paid for it!

Sounds like a lot of YouTube commenters ideal job.

5943679 It's not explicitly or intentionally a reference to anything. I just rolled up a random reptile monster that breathed fire and ice. Given the number of classic RPGs I've played, SOMETHING probably inspired it and I've just forgotten.

5943315 Dongnocc turned into an amazingly interesting villain for me to write, considering when I first created him, the entire point of him was to have a Daring Do villain whose name Rainbow could never pronounce. :trollestia:

I'm calling it. Twilight is loosely related to the princesses

5943679 Dota 2 has a playble dragon (whose name I don't remember) that is a dead ringer for the one in this story. Maybe that's what its a reference to?

5945878 That would be Jakiro, the twin head dragon. One head spits fire the other ice.

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Celestia setting up Twilight in a dangerous mission, awfully unprepared and uninformed, with the secret reason of bring back a member of her family? come on! she is not like t... oh, wait :twilightangry2:
I wonder if someday Twi will grow the balls to give her teacher a piece of her mind, like in Parting words

This was so funny :rainbowlaugh: I'm looking forward to what is in store next

This is getting really good :pinkiehappy: twi is so related to Tia and lulu

No cutie mark? Quite interesting hmm…I wonder:trixieshiftright:

This story NEEDS to be featured.

Is Twilight Celestia and Luna's mother?

Ah. Rather obvious where this is going, but it certainly fits the theme of the story. If Twilight ever gets back it's going to be awkward with a capital everything...

An engraving showed two smaller alicorns, one light and one dark, lying at the hooves of a larger alicorn with Twilight Sparkle's Cutie Mark engraved over her head. The two smaller alicorns had the Cutie Marks of Celestia and Luna engraved underneath them. Farther away, an alicorn stallion stood apart from the three, with the marking from the Tomb engraved above him.

I think I know what is going on over there:rainbowderp:

Thought I knew where this was going 3 chapters ago and u was right t seems

Paradox incoming

Hey Twilight you're a mom AND COLVER THE CLEVER!

now i see where this is going. now i can safely say DOUBLE FUCK YOU, CELESTIA! I HOPE TWILIGHT GET'S BACK TO THE PRESENT AND FUCKING DISOWNS YOU AND YOUR PSYCHO SISTER!

Wonder how Velvet is going to react to finding out that Celestia and Luna are her grandaughters

O.K., time travel has become a factor with the Murphy's Law consequence. This is definitely not going to end well. Better get to my underground bunker 10,000 meters below the surface. Anyone want to come? There's going to be free WI-FI and an endless supply of food.

I'm getting a star trek vibe offa this...dunno why

...Surely Twilight wouldn't be trapped in the past for 11 months only to have been gone just a few days in the present time when she gets back... Because that's the only way this could go where everyone's thinking it's going to go...

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5948111 Look carefully at Celestia's father's name. It's important on several levels.

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