Rainbow Dash grew up not knowing who her mother is.
One Mother's Day, Twilight Sparkle becomes determined to find out who Rainbow's mother is and drag her back to Ponyville to reunite with her daughter.
There's just one little hitch:
Rainbow Dash's mother is Daring Do. And she's inconveniently off "researching" her next book.
Now, Rainbow Dash has to go on a journey. A journey of self-discovery. A journey of a thousand unanswered questions.
A journey to find...her biomom.
Oh, and there's an ancient alicorn tomb and a closely guarded secret that'll change the history of Equestria forever, but that's just another day in the life of Daring Do.
(This story ignores certain details established by the Journal of the Two Sisters and the Daring Do chapter books.)
wow.
I instantly thought of Bio-Broly.
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And Moth, you realize you can't make any more stories because of that story count
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Why am I not surprised Fluttershy's mom swears like a sailor when pissed off?
A lightning bolt to the folds has to hurt, though...
And you love your Mama Bear Velvet, don't you? Though I wonder how much of that is her feeling betrayed because she's Yearling's editor?
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Gods- I rate this 1/7.
Would not IGN
Hell, even supercalifragilisticexpialidocious seems easier to say than that.
(Yes, I actually did try pronouncing "biocomologimacal" out loud. It didn't exactly end well.
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"Personally assure?" I'm guessing Celestia and Luna undertook this same quest once upon a time, how else would she be this certain?
Edit: Nevermind, explained next chapter.
5942670 Ohhhh get it out!
5942670 So did I.
Well, this should be interesting. I just hope they can complete this quest in time for the two Twilights to spend some time together.
I'm kind of surprised and impressed Twilight just up and told Dash like that instead of dancing around the issue. Well done.
FUCK YOU , CELESTIA! I HOPE TWILIGHT GET'S BACK AND FUCKS YOU UP, JUST LIKE YOU DESERVE! YOU FUCKING MANIPULATIVE SECRET KEEPING WHORE!
Why is nothing ever easy around Daring Do...?
Ah. That would certainly explain Celestia's personal assurance about the absence of traps...
5943112 That, my friend, is the 64 thousand bit question.
5943107 Well put.
Or, as I was about to observe myself:
Celestia, this (Twilight Velvet) right here is the one that you have to worry about, concerning anything happening to Twilight:
Because, to paraphrase a very old saying:
"Hell hath no fury like a mother enraged".
So yeah, you is so screwed, missy.
Hmm. Well, this is quite intriguing. I honestly have no idea what's going to happen next. Also, I quite like Dongnocc. Daring Do needs a well-populated rogues gallery.
5941928 I think it's actually Dash having trouble saying biological.
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Yeah, that was kind of obvious. I was just having a bit of fun trying to pronounce Dash's mispronunciation.
That two headed dragon sounds like a reference to something... Maybe one of the more recent incarnations of Gleeok from Legend of Zelda?
M.night shalamanamon's most well known quote "What a twist!"
5941609 What does IGN stand for?
I bet Dash doesn't believe her.
I can totally see how they figure out that little puzzle.
5943679 It kind of reminded me of the two headed dragon from How to Train your Dragon, the one Roughnut and Toughnut ride.
Woah... is Celestia trying to use Twilight to resurrect her dead dad? There's definitely something we're missing so far.
5944100 It's a pop culture website, mostly focused on reviews and gaming.
Sounds like a lot of YouTube commenters ideal job.
5943107 yup
5943679 It's not explicitly or intentionally a reference to anything. I just rolled up a random reptile monster that breathed fire and ice. Given the number of classic RPGs I've played, SOMETHING probably inspired it and I've just forgotten.
5943315 Dongnocc turned into an amazingly interesting villain for me to write, considering when I first created him, the entire point of him was to have a Daring Do villain whose name Rainbow could never pronounce.
I'm calling it. Twilight is loosely related to the princesses
5943679 Dota 2 has a playble dragon (whose name I don't remember) that is a dead ringer for the one in this story. Maybe that's what its a reference to?
5945878 That would be Jakiro, the twin head dragon. One head spits fire the other ice.
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Celestia setting up Twilight in a dangerous mission, awfully unprepared and uninformed, with the secret reason of bring back a member of her family? come on! she is not like t... oh, wait
I wonder if someday Twi will grow the balls to give her teacher a piece of her mind, like in Parting words
This was so funny
I'm looking forward to what is in store next
This is getting really good
twi is so related to Tia and lulu
No cutie mark? Quite interesting hmm…I wonder
This story NEEDS to be featured.
Is Twilight Celestia and Luna's mother?
Ah. Rather obvious where this is going, but it certainly fits the theme of the story. If Twilight ever gets back it's going to be awkward with a capital everything...
I think I know what is going on over there
Thought I knew where this was going 3 chapters ago and u was right t seems
Paradox incoming
Hey Twilight you're a mom AND COLVER THE CLEVER!
now i see where this is going. now i can safely say DOUBLE FUCK YOU, CELESTIA! I HOPE TWILIGHT GET'S BACK TO THE PRESENT AND FUCKING DISOWNS YOU AND YOUR PSYCHO SISTER!
Wonder how Velvet is going to react to finding out that Celestia and Luna are her grandaughters
O.K., time travel has become a factor with the Murphy's Law consequence. This is definitely not going to end well. Better get to my underground bunker 10,000 meters below the surface. Anyone want to come? There's going to be free WI-FI and an endless supply of food.
I'm getting a star trek vibe offa this...dunno why
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5948111 Look carefully at Celestia's father's name. It's important on several levels.
Well, least Twilight won't be her own Grandma.
Seriously, if this is going the way I think it's gonna go...you sir, just did a thing. An awesome thing.
I think I know where this is going... I like the idea though!