While Mr.Cake was out buying ingredients for his new cake, Blueblood enters his pastry shop. While there, he decides to flirt on the mare working at the counter, Mrs.Cake. Unfortunately, Mr.Cake comes back and catches him in the act. The prince is helpless as the baker lays down a beating that only a mad husband can do!
... and then, Mrs. Cake had to raise her kids on her own, since daddy went away for a few years.
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And then Mr. Cake came back from his lengthy voyage to a Zebrica Prison Colony, like the ones the British Empire maintained in Australia.
His visage scarred and faded from years of hard work in the blazing Zebrica sun, his mane greyed from stress, overwork, and malnutrition, he returns to Ponyville, opening up a Barbershop, changing his name to Sweeney Cake, the Demon Barber of Ponyville, and then cutting the throats of unsuspecting patrons, then sending their corpses to be baked in pies by Mrs. Cake.
Blueblood began screaming for his life as he was bucked all the way to Pluto.
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I'd been agonizing over a scene in which Mr. Cake does a karate on someone in one of my fics. It seems OOC.
But now I don't think so anymore.
4826536 as long as Blueblood will get a beat down, you're good.
HA!!! Cake Twins seeing violence makes them giggle!
And then Mr. Cake was elected husband of the millenium and given a parade.
Wow that Blueblood is such a self obsessed idiot for saying to Mr. Cake "Please, think about what you are doing. Are you really going to strike such a handsome looking stallion?"
The one who knocks?
4826482 I would totally read that fic!!!
Mr.Cake: What's going on
Blueblood: Just a classic case of a stallion talking to a cute mare.
Mr. Cake: Well stop or you'll have a case of a hoof kicking an ass
for being a whiny bitch? that was a bit too harsh from celestia's side and a bitch move from rarity
Batmane?
Spidermane?
WHO!????!!!!!