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FairySlayer


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The definition of bestiality: Sexual intercourse between a person and an animal.
Ponies are to be considered persons as they are as intelligent as humans.
Just thought i should put that out there.....

What the fuck did I just read.

I....just....

Why, why :fluttershbad:

I approve of this message.

...ClintonShy OTP.
wat
I don't even.

Bill Clinton x Fluttershy = best ship

I'm kinda scared to read this.....:fluttershysad:

Edit- Read it. Oh my~

...................................................................................... Strangely, YES :twilightblush:

Holly shit! :derpyderp2:
...that was awesome! :pinkiehappy:

While I claim to be the first to feature Clinton in a pony story, you, sir, have just kicked it up a notch.

What is this I don't even:pinkiegasp:

fuck the what:rainbowhuh:

451559
That definition totally works for me. When the tentacled extraterrestrials arrive and start to get their freak on with consenting humans that'll be just fine. :raritystarry:

451593
Just be glad I cut the original ending. :applecry:

451760
Actually, I wrote this in June 2011, the day after the Clinton interview the pony-based "Not My Job" segment, and posted it just on Pastebin but advertised via FiMchan and Clopssort; after putting it on AFFn I was told the disclaimer had to name the people I'd specifically not named, so I put it on ice for a while. Now I figured it was good a time as any to bring it back.
:trollestia:

452908
Looks like I have to go find something new to claim. :applecry:

452915

well, heya there Notabrony, I wouldn't expect you to read this kinda stuff! :rainbowkiss:

Bill Clinton strikes again.

451559 Loving ponies would qualify as xenophilia, actually.

Waifu > Wife

simple as that

...
Excuse me while I choke myself to death....

Just listened to the WWDTM episode. I have to say, the questions they asked were FAR too easy, Even those who never watched the show back then would've easily guessed them all right.

Anyway, I have to wonder what those guys now think of bronies after seeing just how big the fandom has gotten, and how we're not "unemployed and living in our parents' basements"?

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Thanks for the kind words, regardless of which voice you use. Nice to know that this story is worth revisiting every so often. It almost makes me wonder if there should be such a story for each U.S. President since... (but probably not) :)

Man, after all these years I thought I was the only person who heard that episode. That was actually the first time I heard about the new MLP (I didn't internet access at the time).

Ah, there was a bit of buzz for a little while, but it flew by pretty quick. Good thing I was inspired to write this in a hurry or I'd have missed it completely.

Now my only concern is that, after seeing this story, you're wishing you didn't have Internet access. :pinkiehappy: Thanks for checking in.

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