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       Dimension Twist: The Cut Sequence

        by Raefire


     With a bright FLASH, the dimension portal opens, and SHEGO

     and DRAKKEN appear on a hill above the colourful town.


     Joy. What sugary land are we in now?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Oh, no - not another kid's sho-Wait!



     Oh no.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Could it be?


     Please, no.

     Drakken walks over the hill - and sees ponies everywhere.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Yes! It's PONYVILLE!



     This is not happening.

        PINKIE PIE

      (out of nowhere)

     What's not happening?



        PINKIE PIE

     Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to startle

     you! I just got so excited when I saw

     you appear, because clearly your

     teleportation means you can use magic

     like Twilight and the other unicorns -

     but you also look like you're new here,

     because I don't think I've ever seen

     anypony who looks like you two before,

     and I just LOVE meeting new ponies,

     because that means I can throw them a

     welcome party, show them around town,

     help them meet new friends, and-


     Hey! Pinkie! Ya' got an off switch?

        PINKIE PIE

      (tilts her head)

     Sure! What do you need turned off?


     Um - Your mouth?

        PINKIE PIE

     What? That's silly! You can't turn off

     a mouth! You just close it! Or you stop

     talking. Either way, there's no off

     switch for a mouth. Unless you're a

     machine of some kind. Are you machines?

     You don't look like machines! I don't

     think you're machines! Are you ponies?

     I know I asked you this before, but you

     didn't answer me, so I'm still curious-


      (ignites her hands; aggravated)

     Yo! Pinky Princess! Zip the lips or

     I'll weld `em shut permanently!

     There is a tense silent moment. PINKIE PIE stares, shocked.

     Shego smirks. She knows she's won.

     But then-

        PINKIE PIE


     Cool! You can do other magic besides

     teleporting! But I'm not a Princess!

     Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are

     the only princesses in all Equestria.




     Drakken slides in front of Shego before she can attack.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Um, you'll have to excuse Shego. She

     can be a bit...hot-headed at times.

        PINKIE PIE

      (looks at Shego quizzically)

     But her head isn't on fire.


      (stands down; crosses her arms)

     It might as well be.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Shego...Who's the fan of the show here?

     Who knows these characters?

      (puffs his chest up)

     It's time for Doctor D to shine.



     You just want cupcakes.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Gh - Yes, well, it has crossed my mind

     that cupcakes would be an acceptable

     side benefit to our presence here!

        PINKIE PIE


     You like cupcakes?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Why, yes I do! Especially the way Mama

     Lipski makes `em! Mm-Mmm! Delicious!

        PINKIE PIE

     Ooh! Ooh! That gives me an idea for

     your welcome party!


     And what idea would that be?

        PINKIE PIE

     Why, a cupcake party, of course!

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Ooh! I like that idea.


     Did I miss the part where someone put a

     moodulator on your head, Dr. D.?

      (grabs Drakken, drags him away)

     C'mon. Let's go find some other pony

     who can get us out of this dimension.

        PINKIE PIE

     Wait! Where are you going?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     But - Shego! Cupcakes!

      (sighs defeatedly)



     FLUTTERSHY is trying to get her bunny pal ANGEL to eat.


     Angel... We talked about this before.

     Angel pushes away the unfinished piece of lettuce.


     One more bite?

     Angel refuses.


     C'mon. Ple-

     A bright FLASH causes her to SHRIEK and dive into the hedge

     behind her. Angel jumps away as another dimension portal

     opens - dropping Kim and Ron onto the ground. Quite hard.


      (on impact with ground)


      (gets up, rubbing his butt)

     You know, if I haven't mentioned it

     before, KP - I would just like to state

     for the record that I'm not really a

     fan of inter-dimensional travel.

     Kim gets up, grunting in annoyance.


      (rubbing her forehead)

     I'm inclined to agree with you there...

      (sees Fluttershy's house)

     Wait! I think I know this show!

     Ron suddenly notices the town of ponies off in the distance.


     Oh my gosh - KP, IT'S PONYVILLE! Oh,

     this is so awesome!


     You're a fan of the show, too?


      (squints mockingly)

     You seem surprised by this revelation.


     Not really. Moreso the revelation that

     you're actually up early on Saturday.


     What? KP, Saturday morning cartoons are

     my jam! You've known that for forever!


     Yeah, but considering it comes on at 6

     AM in Middleton?


     I record it.

      (crosses arms)

     Check and mate.



     Alright, whatever. This looks like

     Fluttershy's house - but where is she?

     Angel walks up & tugs on Ron's pants, pointing at the hedge.


     Um, if the rabbit grabbing my pants and

     pointing that way is any indication - I

     think we may have scared her, Kim.



     They both look over - and see Fluttershy peek her head out.


     Hey, it's okay... You can come out. We

     won't hurt you. We just want to talk.

     Fluttershy timidly steps out just a bit further.


     It's alright. You can trust us.

     The yellow pony doesn't budge any further.


     You like animals, don't you? Well,

     we're pretty good with animals, too.

     Rufus! Initiate "The Cutening!"

     Rufus pops out of Ron's pocket and runs up to his shoulder.



      (cuddles Rufus)

     I've got my own little animal buddy -

     just like how you've got your little

     bunny friend there.

     The naked mole rat waves happily.


     Ho ho, hi!

     Fluttershy is now intrigued enough to step all the way out

     of the hedge. But she's still hesitant to approach them.

     Exasperated, Angel pushes her towards them.


     EEP! Angel!

     Kim stifles a giggle.


      (still rather afraid)

     Are - Are you ponies?

     Angel bounds over to Kim, who kneels down and scratches the

     little rabbit's head. Angel sighs quite contentedly.


     No. We're humans. My name's Kim

     Possible, and my friend here is Ron.


     Huh? I've never heard of humans before.


     That's because we don't exist in your

     world. We're actually not supposed to

     be here at all. But an accident

     happened, and we're stuck here for now.

      (to Angel)

     Yes, you're such a cute little bunny!

     You like a head scratch, don't you?

     Angel nods that it's okay to the pony. The yellow pegasus

     seems to abate her fears after seeing this sign of approval.


      (looks at Rufus)

     What kind of animal is that? I've never

     seen one that's so ugly, yet so

     adorable at the same time before.

     Rufus isn't quite sure exactly how to respond to that.


     Rufus? He's a naked mole rat.


     Isn't he cold without any fur?


     Well, when it gets cold, yeah. But

     don't worry. He's got his own little

     coat and earmuffs for when it does.




     I'm sorry for intruding upon your day

     like this. Like I said before, we're

     not even supposed to be here at all.


     Oh my, no! You weren't ruining

     anything! Besides, I always enjoy

     meeting new creatures, especially ones

     capable of speech like you - well,

     except for full-grown dragons, of

     course... But how did you know my name?


     Um... It's rather a long story. If it's

     okay with you, we'd like to talk to you

     about it in private.


     Oh, yes! Please, do come inside! I

     should be only a minute or two. I just

     need to get Angel to finish his

     breakfast. He was being quite the fussy

     bunny with his meal before you arrived.

     There's a small CRUNCH and chewing noises behind them all.

     Everyone turns to see Rufus eating the rest of the lettuce.


     Rufus! Bad! That's not your food!


      (swallows, shrugs)

     Oh ho... Sorry!

     Angel appears quite happy about this sudden turn of events.


     My apologies. Rufus and I - with food-



     No, no, that's perfectly okay. Besides,

     I have more lettuce inside, anyways.

     Angel is not pleased with this revelation.


     Drakken and Shego are walking along a path leading out of

     the humble little pony town. All the ponies sharing the

     walkway with them stare as the two humans stroll past them.


      (to the staring ponies)

     What? You four-legged highlighters

     never seen bipedal creatures before?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Now now, Shego. We're walking

     highlighters, too, remember? Can't you

     be polite for once? Besides, there

     actually aren't many bipedal creatures

     in this show's world. And the ones that

     are usually happen to be quite evil.


     Well then - We'll just fit right in

     with that lot quite nicely, won't we?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Please don't start talking like a Brit

     again, Shego. You know how it irks me.


     I'm sorry. Am I not using enough

     "Cheerios" for your tastes, mate?

        PINKIE PIE

      (pops up beside Shego)

     What's a Cheerio?


      (jumps back)


      (looks around)

     Hey, where-

        PINKIE PIE

      (pops up on Shego's other side)

     And why did you run away from me?


     Dah! Stop that!

        PINKIE PIE

      (now in front of Shego)

     Stop what? What good is throwing a

     welcome party for somepony if the

     ponies I want to welcome with that

     party don't want to be at their party?


     Well, maybe we don't want a party

     thrown for us in the first place? Did

     ya' ever think of that, Eraserbutt?

        DR. DRAKKEN

      (leans in tentatively)

     Um, I still want to go to the party-


      (ignites her hands again)

     Shut up, Dr. D.

        DR. DRAKKEN

      (leans out immediately)

     Yes, Ma'am.

        PINKIE PIE

     My butt's not an eraser!

      (sees Shego's ignited hands)

     Ooh! You're doing your magic again!



     Shego FIRES blast after blast of green energy at Pinkie.

     The fireballs RIP up the pathway, sending the other ponies

     on the walk SCATTERING. Eventually, the blasts die down, and

     Shego stops, panting in absolute exhaustion.

     Drakken peeks out from his hiding spot, nervously.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Is...Is it over?

     The smoke from the blasts clears - and Pinkie is gone.


      (smirks triumphantly)

     Yes. Finally, it's-

     Pinkie's head suddenly appears from above her.

        SHEGO (CONT'D)


        PINKIE PIE

      (on Shego's head)

     Oh, that was so cool! Do it again! Do

     it again! Oh, I've never seen anypony

     use magic like that before! I should

     really take you two to meet Twilight!



        PINKIE PIE

     Twilight Sparkle! She's one of my best

     friends! She's a unicorn, so she's

     really good at magic. Oh, and she's the

     personal protégée of Princess Celestia!

     Drakken is listening intently.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     You don't say?

        PINKIE PIE

     Yeah! She's always studying and reading

     books, and she's always curious to know

     about new things all the time! Since

     you might not be ponies now that I

     look at you more, I know she'd just be

     super duper THRILLED to meet a new kind

     of species in Equestria! Especially new

     creatures that can talk and do magic!

     There's only a hoofful of creatures

     here that can do that, you see?


      (sees Drakken's expression)

     Uh-oh. What devious plan are you

     thinking of now, Drakken?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Quiet, Shego. Let the Doctor work.

      (to Pinkie Pie)

     Would this 'Twilight Sparkle' have

     access to a science lab? That is, if

     science exists in your magical world?



        PINKIE PIE

     Oh, yes! We have science here! I know

     that because a while back, Twilight

     didn't believe in my Pinkie Sense -

     which is where parts of my body

     suddenly start twitching randomly,

     warning me of certain things that are

     about to happen. She brought in all

     these fancy scientific machines and

     hooked my head up to something that

     looked like a colander with funny wires

     all over it, and did all sorts of tests

     to see if she could find a rational exp-

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Yes, yes, of course. How about a deal:

     We'll come to your welcome party for us-

      (elbows Shego, annoying her)

     -if you can get us a meeting with Miss

     Sparkle. Do we have an accord?

     He extends his hand. Pinkie Pie looks confused.

        DR. DRAKKEN (CONT'D)

     Deal. Do we have a deal? They have

     hoofshakes in this world, don't they?

        PINKIE PIE

     Oh! Yes! Yes, we have a deal!

      (shakes his hand violently)

     This is going to be just so neat! I've

     gotta get back to Sugarcube Corner and

     start making all the yummy cupcakes for

     the party! Ooh! Ooh! Do you wanna help?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Um... Let me talk that over with my

     partner here. She's a bit indecisive.

        PINKIE PIE

      (bounding happily in place)


     Drakken turns his back to Shego. She does the same.


     Enlighten me, Dr. D. Just why on earth

     should I be going along with this?

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Must you always be so grumpy?


     Yeah, pretty much.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Uh - Okay, yeah, forget I asked that.

     Anyways, if we can get our hands on a

     science lab, I may just be able to

     scramble something together that could

     help us to get out of here and back

     into our own world - leaving Kim

     Possible and the buffoon still trapped!

     A grin slides over Shego's face.


     Suddenly, I'm liking this plan a lot.


     Angel still refuses to eat the piece of lettuce Fluttershy

     pushes towards him as Kim is finishing a long explanation.


     ...and, well, to put a long story short

     - that's how we ended up here.


     This is just all so strange... We're

     all fictional creatures created by

     somepony's invisible hoof simply for

     their own pleasure and amusement?


      (nods his head)



     And you're not actually magical

     creatures after all?


     Nope. That teleport was all science.


     But Kim - Science is magic, remember?


     I thought you said you hated science

     after the last Chemistry assignment.


     The school Board ruled in my favour on

     that issue, KP. Barkin should not have

     brought liquid Styrene into the school.

     You can't pin that one on the Ronster.


     Although, Ron has Mystical Monkey Ninja

     powers. But that's another long story.


     Oooh! That sounds like interesting

     magic. May I see a demonstration?


     Sorry - it's one of those things I

     can't really control, y'know? Comes and

     goes. I gotta be in the right moment.


     Oh. I think I know what you mean...

     Kim's communicator suddenly BEEPS. Fluttershy SQUEAKS in

     fright and ducks under her couch. Angel smacks his head.


     Hey, it's alright. That's just Kim's

     communicator. More technology stuff.

     Angel pulls her out from under the sofa.


      (shakes dust from her mane)

     I'm dreadfully sorry. It just startled-


      (cuts her off)

     Don't worry. We understand.

      (to the communicator)

     Go, Wade.

     WADE is on the communicator screen, grinning devilishly.



     So, how you liking Ponyville?


      (to communicator)

     You set this one up, didn't you?



     Brony through and through. But I'm not

     here to brag. There's two other humans

     who aren't supposed to be in Equestria.


      (glares; clenches fist)




     It looks like they ran into Pinkie Pie,

     though. It's hard to track them through

     the clutter, but if I caught it right,

     they've agreed to let her throw a

     welcoming party for them in exchange

     for meeting Twilight afterwards.


     Aw, man! How come they get the party?


     Wait...Shego's willing to stand a

     Pinkie Pie party? That's not good.



     No kidding. I heard the words "science

     lab," too. Kim, from the technology

     seen in the show, it's conceivable

     Drakken could build something that

     would free them from the dimensional

     entaglement. If they get out first-


      (to communicator)

     -they could pull the plug on us.

     Fluttershy GASPS in horror - then looks at Angel, confused.



     Not that bad, actually. But you would

     be stuck in the channel loop - FOREVER!


      (to communicator)

     Nice Pinkie impression.



     I've been working on it.


     Wait, we'd be trapped forever in

     Ponyville? That wouldn't be so bad.


     You're ok with not having Nacos again?


     Nah, I'll just show them how to make

     Nacos. All you need is some lettuce,

     beans, chips, some beef, and that's it!





     Kim nods over at Fluttershy - staring at him, HORRIFIED.


     What? Ohhh, riiight.... Ponies.

     Vegetarians. Heh. Forgot about that...

     Kim turns back to Fluttershy.


     My deepest apologies. Our species eats

     meat and veggies. And The Ronster over

     here eats a LOT of meat. Frankly, it's

     about as disturbing in our own world.


     Oh, I - I see. So you're like bears?


     Yes! Yes, we're like bears! Not like

     monkeys at all! Definitely not monkeys!


     Huh? What's wrong with monkeys?





     But she said you have Mystical Monkey-


      (cuts Fluttershy off)

     Like I said - It's a long story.



     Speaking of, Ron - There is also the

     possibility Drakken could change the

     channels on you if he gets out first.




     Meaning if he escapes first, he could

     make sure we're trapped on Ape Island-





      (glares; pounds his fist)

     WHAT?!? That madman must be stopped!

      (to communicator)

     Wow, that is a good impression, Wade.





      (to communicator)

     So can you pinpoint exactly where

     Drakken and Shego are right now, Wade?


      (communicator ; typing)

     Again, it's pretty hard with all this

     clutter, but I'll try my best to get a-

      (stops typing)

     Uh oh.

     Kim raises an eyebrow.


      (to communicator)


     The front door EXPLODES open. Fluttershy and Ron both scream

     and DIVE to cover. Kim instinctively hits a fighting stance.

     The dust clears - and it's:

        PINKIE PIE

      (bouncing into the house)

     Fluttershy! Fluttershy! You've got to

     come to meet these new ponies I ran

     into today! They're kinda strange, but

     they're still so cool! They walk on

     their back hooves, they can use magic

     and teleport like Twilight... One can

     even throw fire with their front

     hooves! Oh, you simply have to meet-

     Drakken and Shego step in behind Pinkie.

        DR. DRAKKEN

     Look, isn't the point of throwing a

     party so that we can meet your friends

     there? When do we get to the cupcake-

      (sees Kim)

     KIM POSSIBLE?!?!?

     Shego instantly IGNITES her hands, ready for battle.



     Finally - a show I can stand watching.

     Pinkie looks back and forth between the poised combatants.

        PINKIE PIE

     Yay! More new ponies! This is going to

     be the best cupcakes party EVER!


(NOTICE: We are acutely aware of the abrupt ending of this. Unfortunately, our source says that's all that was written before the writers realized the sequence had become too long and cut it from the script. We have reached out to our source again to see if anything further was outlined or planned in their notes. If that is so the case, we have asked if we can - pending the source's approval - use those notes to continue the script ourselves and make the sequence a complete story. We will let you all know the moment we receive a reply. Thank you for your patience while we try to work this out.)