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Dimension Twist: The Cut Sequence (Original script form)

Dimension Twist: The Cut Sequence

by Raefire

EXT. PONYVILLE - DAY

With a bright FLASH, the dimension portal opens, and SHEGO

and DRAKKEN appear on a hill above the colourful town.

SHEGO

Joy. What sugary land are we in now?

DR. DRAKKEN

Oh, no - not another kid's sho-Wait!

SHEGO

(recognizes)

Oh no.

DR. DRAKKEN

Could it be?

SHEGO

Please, no.

Drakken walks over the hill - and sees ponies everywhere.

DR. DRAKKEN

Yes! It's PONYVILLE!

SHEGO

(facepalms)

This is not happening.

PINKIE PIE

(out of nowhere)

What's not happening?

SHEGO

Gah!

PINKIE PIE

Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to startle

you! I just got so excited when I saw

you appear, because clearly your

teleportation means you can use magic

like Twilight and the other unicorns -

but you also look like you're new here,

because I don't think I've ever seen

anypony who looks like you two before,

and I just LOVE meeting new ponies,

because that means I can throw them a

welcome party, show them around town,

help them meet new friends, and-

SHEGO

Hey! Pinkie! Ya' got an off switch?

PINKIE PIE

(tilts her head)

Sure! What do you need turned off?

SHEGO

Um - Your mouth?

PINKIE PIE

What? That's silly! You can't turn off

a mouth! You just close it! Or you stop

talking. Either way, there's no off

switch for a mouth. Unless you're a

machine of some kind. Are you machines?

You don't look like machines! I don't

think you're machines! Are you ponies?

I know I asked you this before, but you

didn't answer me, so I'm still curious-

SHEGO

(ignites her hands; aggravated)

Yo! Pinky Princess! Zip the lips or

I'll weld `em shut permanently!

There is a tense silent moment. PINKIE PIE stares, shocked.

Shego smirks. She knows she's won.

But then-

PINKIE PIE

(excited)

Cool! You can do other magic besides

teleporting! But I'm not a Princess!

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are

the only princesses in all Equestria.

SHEGO

(frustrated)

DAHH!

Drakken slides in front of Shego before she can attack.

DR. DRAKKEN

Um, you'll have to excuse Shego. She

can be a bit...hot-headed at times.

PINKIE PIE

(looks at Shego quizzically)

But her head isn't on fire.

SHEGO

(stands down; crosses her arms)

It might as well be.

DR. DRAKKEN

Shego...Who's the fan of the show here?

Who knows these characters?

(puffs his chest up)

It's time for Doctor D to shine.

SHEGO

(scoffs)

You just want cupcakes.

DR. DRAKKEN

Gh - Yes, well, it has crossed my mind

that cupcakes would be an acceptable

side benefit to our presence here!

PINKIE PIE

(gasps)

You like cupcakes?

DR. DRAKKEN

Why, yes I do! Especially the way Mama

Lipski makes `em! Mm-Mmm! Delicious!

PINKIE PIE

Ooh! Ooh! That gives me an idea for

your welcome party!

SHEGO

And what idea would that be?

PINKIE PIE

Why, a cupcake party, of course!

DR. DRAKKEN

Ooh! I like that idea.

SHEGO

Did I miss the part where someone put a

moodulator on your head, Dr. D.?

(grabs Drakken, drags him away)

C'mon. Let's go find some other pony

who can get us out of this dimension.

PINKIE PIE

Wait! Where are you going?

DR. DRAKKEN

But - Shego! Cupcakes!

(sighs defeatedly)

Oh...

EXT. FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE - SAME

FLUTTERSHY is trying to get her bunny pal ANGEL to eat.

FLUTTERSHY

Angel... We talked about this before.

Angel pushes away the unfinished piece of lettuce.

FLUTTERSHY (CONT'D)

One more bite?

Angel refuses.

FLUTTERSHY (CONT'D)

C'mon. Ple-

A bright FLASH causes her to SHRIEK and dive into the hedge

behind her. Angel jumps away as another dimension portal

opens - dropping Kim and Ron onto the ground. Quite hard.

RON STOPPABLE

(on impact with ground)

OW!

(gets up, rubbing his butt)

You know, if I haven't mentioned it

before, KP - I would just like to state

for the record that I'm not really a

fan of inter-dimensional travel.

Kim gets up, grunting in annoyance.

KIM POSSIBLE

(rubbing her forehead)

I'm inclined to agree with you there...

(sees Fluttershy's house)

Wait! I think I know this show!

Ron suddenly notices the town of ponies off in the distance.

RON STOPPABLE

Oh my gosh - KP, IT'S PONYVILLE! Oh,

this is so awesome!

KIM POSSIBLE

You're a fan of the show, too?

RON STOPPABLE

(squints mockingly)

You seem surprised by this revelation.

KIM POSSIBLE

Not really. Moreso the revelation that

you're actually up early on Saturday.

RON STOPPABLE

What? KP, Saturday morning cartoons are

my jam! You've known that for forever!

KIM POSSIBLE

Yeah, but considering it comes on at 6

AM in Middleton?

RON STOPPABLE

I record it.

(crosses arms)

Check and mate.

KIM POSSIBLE

(sighs)

Alright, whatever. This looks like

Fluttershy's house - but where is she?

Angel walks up & tugs on Ron's pants, pointing at the hedge.

RON STOPPABLE

Um, if the rabbit grabbing my pants and

pointing that way is any indication - I

think we may have scared her, Kim.

KIM POSSIBLE

Huh?

They both look over - and see Fluttershy peek her head out.

KIM POSSIBLE (CONT'D)

Hey, it's okay... You can come out. We

won't hurt you. We just want to talk.

Fluttershy timidly steps out just a bit further.

RON STOPPABLE

It's alright. You can trust us.

The yellow pony doesn't budge any further.

RON STOPPABLE (CONT'D)

You like animals, don't you? Well,

we're pretty good with animals, too.

Rufus! Initiate "The Cutening!"

Rufus pops out of Ron's pocket and runs up to his shoulder.

RON STOPPABLE (CONT'D)

See?

(cuddles Rufus)

I've got my own little animal buddy -

just like how you've got your little

bunny friend there.

The naked mole rat waves happily.

RUFUS

Ho ho, hi!

Fluttershy is now intrigued enough to step all the way out

of the hedge. But she's still hesitant to approach them.

Exasperated, Angel pushes her towards them.

FLUTTERSHY

EEP! Angel!

Kim stifles a giggle.

FLUTTERSHY (CONT'D)

(still rather afraid)

Are - Are you ponies?

Angel bounds over to Kim, who kneels down and scratches the

little rabbit's head. Angel sighs quite contentedly.

KIM POSSIBLE

No. We're humans. My name's Kim

Possible, and my friend here is Ron.

FLUTTERSHY

Huh? I've never heard of humans before.

KIM POSSIBLE

That's because we don't exist in your

world. We're actually not supposed to

be here at all. But an accident

happened, and we're stuck here for now.

(to Angel)

Yes, you're such a cute little bunny!

You like a head scratch, don't you?

Angel nods that it's okay to the pony. The yellow pegasus

seems to abate her fears after seeing this sign of approval.

FLUTTERSHY

(looks at Rufus)

What kind of animal is that? I've never

seen one that's so ugly, yet so

adorable at the same time before.

Rufus isn't quite sure exactly how to respond to that.

RON STOPPABLE

Rufus? He's a naked mole rat.

FLUTTERSHY

Isn't he cold without any fur?

RON STOPPABLE

Well, when it gets cold, yeah. But

don't worry. He's got his own little

coat and earmuffs for when it does.

RUFUS

Yep!

KIM POSSIBLE

I'm sorry for intruding upon your day

like this. Like I said before, we're

not even supposed to be here at all.

FLUTTERSHY

Oh my, no! You weren't ruining

anything! Besides, I always enjoy

meeting new creatures, especially ones

capable of speech like you - well,

except for full-grown dragons, of

course... But how did you know my name?

KIM POSSIBLE

Um... It's rather a long story. If it's

okay with you, we'd like to talk to you

about it in private.

FLUTTERSHY

Oh, yes! Please, do come inside! I

should be only a minute or two. I just

need to get Angel to finish his

breakfast. He was being quite the fussy

bunny with his meal before you arrived.

There's a small CRUNCH and chewing noises behind them all.

Everyone turns to see Rufus eating the rest of the lettuce.

RON STOPPABLE

Rufus! Bad! That's not your food!

RUFUS

(swallows, shrugs)

Oh ho... Sorry!

Angel appears quite happy about this sudden turn of events.

RON STOPPABLE

My apologies. Rufus and I - with food-

FLUTTERSHY

(giggles)

No, no, that's perfectly okay. Besides,

I have more lettuce inside, anyways.

Angel is not pleased with this revelation.

EXT. PONYVILLE - LATER

Drakken and Shego are walking along a path leading out of

the humble little pony town. All the ponies sharing the

walkway with them stare as the two humans stroll past them.

SHEGO

(to the staring ponies)

What? You four-legged highlighters

never seen bipedal creatures before?

DR. DRAKKEN

Now now, Shego. We're walking

highlighters, too, remember? Can't you

be polite for once? Besides, there

actually aren't many bipedal creatures

in this show's world. And the ones that

are usually happen to be quite evil.

SHEGO

Well then - We'll just fit right in

with that lot quite nicely, won't we?

DR. DRAKKEN

Please don't start talking like a Brit

again, Shego. You know how it irks me.

SHEGO

I'm sorry. Am I not using enough

"Cheerios" for your tastes, mate?

PINKIE PIE

(pops up beside Shego)

What's a Cheerio?

SHEGO

(jumps back)

Guh!

(looks around)

Hey, where-

PINKIE PIE

(pops up on Shego's other side)

And why did you run away from me?

SHEGO

Dah! Stop that!

PINKIE PIE

(now in front of Shego)

Stop what? What good is throwing a

welcome party for somepony if the

ponies I want to welcome with that

party don't want to be at their party?

SHEGO

Well, maybe we don't want a party

thrown for us in the first place? Did

ya' ever think of that, Eraserbutt?

DR. DRAKKEN

(leans in tentatively)

Um, I still want to go to the party-

SHEGO

(ignites her hands again)

Shut up, Dr. D.

DR. DRAKKEN

(leans out immediately)

Yes, Ma'am.

PINKIE PIE

My butt's not an eraser!

(sees Shego's ignited hands)

Ooh! You're doing your magic again!

SHEGO

ARRRGGGG!

Shego FIRES blast after blast of green energy at Pinkie.

The fireballs RIP up the pathway, sending the other ponies

on the walk SCATTERING. Eventually, the blasts die down, and

Shego stops, panting in absolute exhaustion.

Drakken peeks out from his hiding spot, nervously.

DR. DRAKKEN

Is...Is it over?

The smoke from the blasts clears - and Pinkie is gone.

SHEGO

(smirks triumphantly)

Yes. Finally, it's-

Pinkie's head suddenly appears from above her.

SHEGO (CONT'D)

Gah!

PINKIE PIE

(on Shego's head)

Oh, that was so cool! Do it again! Do

it again! Oh, I've never seen anypony

use magic like that before! I should

really take you two to meet Twilight!

SHEGO

Twilight?

PINKIE PIE

Twilight Sparkle! She's one of my best

friends! She's a unicorn, so she's

really good at magic. Oh, and she's the

personal protégée of Princess Celestia!

Drakken is listening intently.

DR. DRAKKEN

You don't say?

PINKIE PIE

Yeah! She's always studying and reading

books, and she's always curious to know

about new things all the time! Since

you might not be ponies now that I

look at you more, I know she'd just be

super duper THRILLED to meet a new kind

of species in Equestria! Especially new

creatures that can talk and do magic!

There's only a hoofful of creatures

here that can do that, you see?

SHEGO

(sees Drakken's expression)

Uh-oh. What devious plan are you

thinking of now, Drakken?

DR. DRAKKEN

Quiet, Shego. Let the Doctor work.

(to Pinkie Pie)

Would this 'Twilight Sparkle' have

access to a science lab? That is, if

science exists in your magical world?

SHEGO

Huh?

PINKIE PIE

Oh, yes! We have science here! I know

that because a while back, Twilight

didn't believe in my Pinkie Sense -

which is where parts of my body

suddenly start twitching randomly,

warning me of certain things that are

about to happen. She brought in all

these fancy scientific machines and

hooked my head up to something that

looked like a colander with funny wires

all over it, and did all sorts of tests

to see if she could find a rational exp-

DR. DRAKKEN

Yes, yes, of course. How about a deal:

We'll come to your welcome party for us-

(elbows Shego, annoying her)

-if you can get us a meeting with Miss

Sparkle. Do we have an accord?

He extends his hand. Pinkie Pie looks confused.

DR. DRAKKEN (CONT'D)

Deal. Do we have a deal? They have

hoofshakes in this world, don't they?

PINKIE PIE

Oh! Yes! Yes, we have a deal!

(shakes his hand violently)

This is going to be just so neat! I've

gotta get back to Sugarcube Corner and

start making all the yummy cupcakes for

the party! Ooh! Ooh! Do you wanna help?

DR. DRAKKEN

Um... Let me talk that over with my

partner here. She's a bit indecisive.

PINKIE PIE

(bounding happily in place)

Okay!

Drakken turns his back to Shego. She does the same.

SHEGO

Enlighten me, Dr. D. Just why on earth

should I be going along with this?

DR. DRAKKEN

Must you always be so grumpy?

SHEGO

Yeah, pretty much.

DR. DRAKKEN

Uh - Okay, yeah, forget I asked that.

Anyways, if we can get our hands on a

science lab, I may just be able to

scramble something together that could

help us to get out of here and back

into our own world - leaving Kim

Possible and the buffoon still trapped!

A grin slides over Shego's face.

SHEGO

Suddenly, I'm liking this plan a lot.

INT. FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE - LATER

Angel still refuses to eat the piece of lettuce Fluttershy

pushes towards him as Kim is finishing a long explanation.

KIM POSSIBLE

...and, well, to put a long story short

- that's how we ended up here.

FLUTTERSHY

This is just all so strange... We're

all fictional creatures created by

somepony's invisible hoof simply for

their own pleasure and amusement?

RUFUS

(nods his head)

Yep!

FLUTTERSHY

And you're not actually magical

creatures after all?

KIM POSSIBLE

Nope. That teleport was all science.

RON STOPPABLE

But Kim - Science is magic, remember?

KIM POSSIBLE

I thought you said you hated science

after the last Chemistry assignment.

RON STOPPABLE

The school Board ruled in my favour on

that issue, KP. Barkin should not have

brought liquid Styrene into the school.

You can't pin that one on the Ronster.

KIM POSSIBLE

Although, Ron has Mystical Monkey Ninja

powers. But that's another long story.

FLUTTERSHY

Oooh! That sounds like interesting

magic. May I see a demonstration?

RON STOPPABLE

Sorry - it's one of those things I

can't really control, y'know? Comes and

goes. I gotta be in the right moment.

FLUTTERSHY

Oh. I think I know what you mean...

Kim's communicator suddenly BEEPS. Fluttershy SQUEAKS in

fright and ducks under her couch. Angel smacks his head.

RON STOPPABLE

Hey, it's alright. That's just Kim's

communicator. More technology stuff.

Angel pulls her out from under the sofa.

FLUTTERSHY

(shakes dust from her mane)

I'm dreadfully sorry. It just startled-

KIM POSSIBLE

(cuts her off)

Don't worry. We understand.

(to the communicator)

Go, Wade.

WADE is on the communicator screen, grinning devilishly.

WADE

(communicator)

So, how you liking Ponyville?

KIM POSSIBLE

(to communicator)

You set this one up, didn't you?

WADE

(communicator)

Brony through and through. But I'm not

here to brag. There's two other humans

who aren't supposed to be in Equestria.

KIM POSSIBLE

(glares; clenches fist)

Drakken...

WADE

(communicator)

It looks like they ran into Pinkie Pie,

though. It's hard to track them through

the clutter, but if I caught it right,

they've agreed to let her throw a

welcoming party for them in exchange

for meeting Twilight afterwards.

RON STOPPABLE

Aw, man! How come they get the party?

KIM POSSIBLE

Wait...Shego's willing to stand a

Pinkie Pie party? That's not good.

WADE

(communicator)

No kidding. I heard the words "science

lab," too. Kim, from the technology

seen in the show, it's conceivable

Drakken could build something that

would free them from the dimensional

entaglement. If they get out first-

KIM POSSIBLE

(to communicator)

-they could pull the plug on us.

Fluttershy GASPS in horror - then looks at Angel, confused.

WADE

(communicator)

Not that bad, actually. But you would

be stuck in the channel loop - FOREVER!

KIM POSSIBLE

(to communicator)

Nice Pinkie impression.

WADE

(communicator)

I've been working on it.

RON STOPPABLE

Wait, we'd be trapped forever in

Ponyville? That wouldn't be so bad.

KIM POSSIBLE

You're ok with not having Nacos again?

RON STOPPABLE

Nah, I'll just show them how to make

Nacos. All you need is some lettuce,

beans, chips, some beef, and that's it!

KIM POSSIBLE

Ron...

RON STOPPABLE

What?

Kim nods over at Fluttershy - staring at him, HORRIFIED.

RON STOPPABLE (CONT'D)

What? Ohhh, riiight.... Ponies.

Vegetarians. Heh. Forgot about that...

Kim turns back to Fluttershy.

KIM POSSIBLE

My deepest apologies. Our species eats

meat and veggies. And The Ronster over

here eats a LOT of meat. Frankly, it's

about as disturbing in our own world.

FLUTTERSHY

Oh, I - I see. So you're like bears?

RON STOPPABLE

Yes! Yes, we're like bears! Not like

monkeys at all! Definitely not monkeys!

FLUTTERSHY

Huh? What's wrong with monkeys?

RON STOPPABLE

(glares)

Everything...

FLUTTERSHY

But she said you have Mystical Monkey-

KIM POSSIBLE

(cuts Fluttershy off)

Like I said - It's a long story.

WADE

(communicator)

Speaking of, Ron - There is also the

possibility Drakken could change the

channels on you if he gets out first.

RON STOPPABLE

Meaning...?

KIM POSSIBLE

Meaning if he escapes first, he could

make sure we're trapped on Ape Island-

WADE

(communicator)

FOREVER!

RON STOPPABLE

(glares; pounds his fist)

WHAT?!? That madman must be stopped!

(to communicator)

Wow, that is a good impression, Wade.

WADE

(communicator)

Thanks.

KIM POSSIBLE

(to communicator)

So can you pinpoint exactly where

Drakken and Shego are right now, Wade?

WADE

(communicator ; typing)

Again, it's pretty hard with all this

clutter, but I'll try my best to get a-

(stops typing)

Uh oh.

Kim raises an eyebrow.

KIM POSSIBLE

(to communicator)

Uh-oh?

The front door EXPLODES open. Fluttershy and Ron both scream

and DIVE to cover. Kim instinctively hits a fighting stance.

The dust clears - and it's:

PINKIE PIE

(bouncing into the house)

Fluttershy! Fluttershy! You've got to

come to meet these new ponies I ran

into today! They're kinda strange, but

they're still so cool! They walk on

their back hooves, they can use magic

and teleport like Twilight... One can

even throw fire with their front

hooves! Oh, you simply have to meet-

Drakken and Shego step in behind Pinkie.

DR. DRAKKEN

Look, isn't the point of throwing a

party so that we can meet your friends

there? When do we get to the cupcake-

(sees Kim)

KIM POSSIBLE?!?!?

Shego instantly IGNITES her hands, ready for battle.

SHEGO

(sneers)

Finally - a show I can stand watching.

Pinkie looks back and forth between the poised combatants.

PINKIE PIE

Yay! More new ponies! This is going to

be the best cupcakes party EVER!

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(NOTICE: We are acutely aware of the abrupt ending of this. Unfortunately, our source says that's all that was written before the writers realized the sequence had become too long and cut it from the script. We have reached out to our source again to see if anything further was outlined or planned in their notes. If that is so the case, we have asked if we can - pending the source's approval - use those notes to continue the script ourselves and make the sequence a complete story. We will let you all know the moment we receive a reply. Thank you for your patience while we try to work this out.)