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Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.


All Scootaloo wants to do is find a bathroom to relieve herself. Is that too much to ask?
In a town like Ponyville, apparently...yes.

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Haha! This story was sooo funny!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:


Comment posted by SapphireSparks deleted Jul 29th, 2014

I swear, the places that my mind goes...

Did you even see my latest story? :rainbowlaugh:

Well Scootaloo, only one thing left to do at a time like this. :rainbowlaugh:

Man, this getting everywhere and it's only been out in such a short time! :pinkiegasp:
I would kill for that much attention for a fic, you should be proud! :pinkiehappy:

4771670 friend, I couldn't agree more.

Omfg so FUNNNNY :pinkiegasp::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Epilogue. Write it. The after-math is clear! Embarrassment from the porta-potty tipping and the date with Rumble! DO IT!!! I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!

How about that date that Rumble scheduled?

ONE WORD sequel FOR THE WIN WHERE THIS SCOOTALOO WETS HERSELF THIS TIME OK! but where? Muti places first the clubhouse in the middle of a meeting and second school during class and the third time at a sleep over at sweetie belle's house


This needs a sequel about where scootaloo has to pee during her date with rumble:twilightsmile:

One fix...

''Scootaloo trotted down the path leading from Sweep (Sweet) Apple Acres.

Sequel needed!

I assume Sweep Apple Acres is where Apple Broom lives. :raritywink:

Quite an amusing story! :pinkiehappy:

I thought for sure she would get to the blue box, open it up, and say, "this isn't a porta potty!... But it is bigger on the inside..." :unsuresweetie:

Well done sir. Have this thumbs up shaped measure of approval.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I think most of us have been in a similar situation. It's like the universe knows of your plight and thinks that now is the perfect time to troll you. :trollestia:

:facehoof: Scootaloo don't shout "no" you'll get it in your mouth... :pinkiesick:

Wouldn't there be an outhouse on the farm?

Rumble asking her out for a date? Pretty normal.
Construction work on main plumbing pipe? A bit rare, but no too far-fetched.
A horde of chickens? Okay... This is getting weird...
Trixie's hydra vs. Twilight's ursa minor? Scootaloo, what did you do to God?

Great story, but now I'm scared something like this will happen when I next need to pee...:rainbowderp:... hoooooold it....

The two unicorns then let out roars before charging each other and…
…beginning to furiously slap each other’s faces.

LOL! :rainbowlaugh:

In this story,I'm sure all of us can relate to this :rainbowlaugh:

I love it,anyways :pinkiehappy:

I remember Wakko Warner having a similar issue.

Potty emergency! Potty emergency!

Now I'm wondering what it was Rumble asked Scootaloo to do. We all assume it was a date, but Rumble never got far enough to actually state what it was. For all we know, he was challenging Scootaloo to the pie-eating contest Pinkie Pie holds every Thursday night. :rainbowlaugh:

Seriously, though, fun story. I have to admit though, I wasn't actually expecting Scootaloo to make it. Silly me. :derpytongue2:

I hate when that happens

Scoots just cannot seem to buy a break.

Ah, the universe is indeed cruel and fickle, dear Scoots... :raritydespair:

Great story, it made me laugh!

Also, it's not a true Scootaloo story until the chickens show up.

Twilight and Trixie are beast riders... I'll buy it.

Yeah, this was enjoyable. A few grammar issues in places, but overall fine. Kind of want a follow-up with Scootaloo and Rumble now though. :twilightsmile:

Comment posted by SuperPinkBrony12 deleted Jul 30th, 2014

Kind of reminds me of that one OAV of Naruto. Sorry, meant OVA

After reading this story I have to pee

Best fwicken chicken fanfic in da world :scootangel:

The story where Scootaloo's own kind, some pony named Rumble, the dumb main plumbing pipe breaking, the construction workers, and a couple of ponies role playing in the middle of nowhere all prevent Scootaloo from using the bathroom.

10/Scootaloo :scootangel:

I used to wonder how Pony toilets were shaped, until the ponies started sitting like humans in the second season.

Now I just wonder how toilet paper works with hooves.:trixieshiftright:

That's got to be one of the more horrifying situations that one could be in. You'd have NO control over what happened next.:pinkiesick:

Well then, that was a treat for the eyes.
Three outta five.
Scoots dancing the pee pee jive

I couldn't help but notice an Avatar: the Last Airbender reference in the chapter name. Please tell me it was purposeful

>Rated "Everyone"

4777416 Probably the same way mugs and other items work. The hooves work the same way as human hands. Probably because of:

Ick, porta-potties, or "The Turdis" as me and my mother like to call them (Dr. Who, anyone?), have got to be the most disgusting invention on earth.

And the chickens. It HAD to be chickens. Not turkeys, or ducks. Chickens. You get my highest praises for simply having both Scootaloo and Chickens in the same place.

I love it. Would be really funny if the door was on the ground. :rainbowlaugh:

Either way poor scootaloo :fluttershyouch:

You won me from the damn picture before I read the title.

Hahaha! Gross! :heart: thumbs up!

Oh poor Scootaloo...

I'm on the toilet peeing as I read this.

That is all.

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