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Weirdly long title? Check!
Amazing self portrait? Excellent!
Desperate plead from the Author? All there!
Incorrect image source? Favor done!
Strange description? Oui, siñor!
Out of order chapters? All good.
Inaccurate, conflicting story tags? Accurate!
Seems like you're in for a strange story lads, with slow updates and Silly variations in short and long chapters, welcome to my story of chaos... Do enjoy your cage!
A short story ON HIATUS?!
This is a whole new level of piss-thin writing
476182 I am delighted you think that way!
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?
(favors :3)
no but seriously this story is a waste of fucking time. gtfo
Discord story?
fuck yes. reading.
I find this story funny, but there is only one thing wrong that's obviously visible
Space out into paragraphs so they're easy to read
Unlike all of the haters here, It is an interesting scenario where Discord takes over a story and does his natural chaotic thing. Too bad Discord Doesn't at least clean the place up a bit more to make it easier to read.
......He's going to make it messier now, Isn't he?
tHIS. iS, hILLARIOUS!>.>#$%(K
Dis Goooess TO Favvvdddritss.....;i9^
haY The Only And The Best Discord! Stopppp MEsssing wITHF mY COmmeeEntsss,,,
476219>>476221 It's as if you can read my mind!
476221 Only a story? Bleh... Try the whole account! With the author locked up it's free to my taking.
A Discord story with an Discord names account...THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING :O
476232 Now where would the fun be in that?
476182
So this is bad, but flagrantly stealing another person's artwork is A-OK?
You have some messed up priorities, boy.
At least he's purposefully being a troll, rather than being an idiot.
476297
What do you mean 'flagantly stealing'? A reader suggested the image to me as well as the artist. I ASKED the artist before using it.
Think before you type: Artist Permission
I have long ago credited the artist on his image. You sir, are a person with standards higher than a giraffe on the ISS, and last time I've checked, there are no giraffes in space
by the gods.....the prophesy is true......a story wth horrble gramma and s o hatus TS TRUE
476315
I'm talking about the End of Ponies pic on that piece of crap story you insist on defending.
Astonishing! I most certainly did not enjoy nothing! I'll just leave this here by the way:
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I most certainly not wish for prolongation of the time spent writing this!
Not your moderately neat-o reader, Kyor!
476387
Your standards need a serious toning down. As I said before, there is encouragement, and then there is criticism. Take your pick and stop arguing on the internet
476388 Ah hypocrisy, I do love that practice!
476182>>476297>>476315>>476387>>476400 Already I have an argument in the comments?
I didn't even attempt at that... The Internet is a remarkable place!
476425
A master at your craft, you are.
476425
Truly remarkable.
The Internet: Where everyone stops giving a shit
476431 What do you expect, I radiate Chaos!
476430 And how!
476431
>Where everyone doesn't give a shit
>Was just giving yours truly shit for giving a shit
Hurr hurr.
476425
I blame the rap music.
476449 I blame classical music. It's so dull and uninteresting. Very boring if you ask me...
476445
Cool story bro.
ah man now I how am I supposed to help you spread chaos in a jail cell without imagination. oh well the god of chaos should be able to handle my mind and its dark reaches.
I hope.
Is there any particular reason why my entire bedroom is purple? Because it was definitely not purple a second ago. Oh, now all of my ponies are coming to life. Discord, did you have anything to do with this?
476433 So you're the "almighty" Discord huh? You're pretty good, but I've seen better..
*reads story, brain breaks.*
Discord acting sort of like a writers-block??
...
You're buckin' awesome.
GAH!! MY NOSE!!! I LOVE MY NOSE!!!
....I want a pillow if I'm going to be sitting in this cage for any longer than a week.
476728 Being on this website you're helping me spread chaos, how is that password of yours?
476835 Of course I didn't, you're in a cage, not your bedroom. Besides, now that you're in the cage your ponies don't have to act frozen and your walls can be what ever colors they want to be.
477060 That's good, I couldn't imagine someone worse then me, I'm glad you sorted that out. You might want to check your back though...
477383 Ah yes, but was it the story that broke your brain, or the act of pushing you through a screen to get into it? I'm I really here? Are you reading this comment? I may never know, you on the other hand... can you?
477827 Oh you do have a pillow, he is grey, quite fuzzy and his hoof is covered in the blood from your nose!
Dang it, owwie!!
478084 oh, no. i was already completely insane.
478084 Actually I know three of them! (Best. Cartoon. EVER!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRYht69DxrA
Anyway, I challenge you to a DUAL!!! Let's see who can conjure up the better chaos! You see, I've been watching cartoons all my life, so I have quite an imagination! Cartoon logic & physics are pretty much second nature for me.(Not really in the the real world, but I'm one heck of a nutjob when it comes to cartoons & internet).
Basically, just type in something crazy(i.e. Summons falling anvils) and I'll type in a response (i.e. throws worlds biggest blueberry pie) In other words, We try to outdo the other until one of us runs out of ideas. Two rounds 1} Landscaping- i.e. giant house of cards, islands that float in mid air, chocolate rain, etc.
2} Literal dual- basically like I said with the pies & anvils.
I only have two rules- No hypnotism, mind altering,or any form of "Discordifying" and no cheating or backstabbing. I want to see how creative you really are! Sound fun?
Discord is screwed. I have an extremely twisted imagination that he will find unbearable. And...
OWY! MAI NOOOSE!!
478613 Bleah, rules.
1, Hypnotism is my favorite way of altering the minds of lesser beings so they can help me in my 'Discordifying'
and 2, Playing fair is not my favorite activity, honestly, an even playing ground is never fun, it's so dull and uninteresting.
and 3, I doubt it'll be much of a contest remembering the fact that, you are in MY cage, in MY story and I have taken your imagination away from you.
479769 Funny, I don't remember reading that chapter. That's alright, Forth Wall is one of my favorite subjects.(So is hammerspace.) Alright then, how about a contest where anything goes! You come up with your best chaos & I'll try to outdo it!
Besides, I thought you loved games?
479890 A manatee shooting a machine gun out of his ass. http://www.youtube.ug/watch?v=4RJx8Ruhcuo I didn't even need to help this one.
480003 Giant anvil falls on manatee! You might want to use this! *gives you an umbrella*
480301 No thanks, I have this... *Pulls out Chaos Cannon VX9800* *Aims up for the cargo boat in the sky* Show's you for having your doors open! *Open fire.*
480700 Congratuations! By shooting the cargo ship, you have just activated it's self destruct sequence! Now you are being rained upon by millions upon millions of Banana-nut Cream Pies! With patented Anti-Discord AntiMagic Nuts no less! So...NUTS TO YOU!!!
480823 Ah yes but you mistake what my Chaos Cannon VX9800 does. The Pies have had their purpose switched! Now my Patented Chaos filled Banana-nut Cream Pies, with patented Discord Magic Nuts are free flying through the air and raining upon anyone unlucky enough to be indoors. So... Chaos Filled Banana-nut Cream Pies, with patented Discord Magic Nuts to you!
It looks very intreging
Alright play along
LEAVE ME HANGING WITH SUCH A SHORT CHAPTER AFTER YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE
-YEEEHHH IT. IS. ON!
Not bad!
This is getting fun! Unfortunately for you, I'm OUTdoors which means that all of them simply miss. (I'm pretty good with loopholes.) Also I just turned your Chaos Cannon into a pile of grape jelly, and it won't let you conjure any more chaos cannons.
480938 On the contrary, I seem to remember putting you inside a cage, therefore your magic abilities are useless, I still have my cannon and that loop hole is around my waist, hula-hoops are fun. Although, some grape jelly would be nice *Conjure Grapes and jelly* *Eat them together*
Delicious.