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ValdimarGreen
A Swede wrestling with the English language.
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I'll see where this goes for now.
Damn.
If I could break diamonds with my bare hands, I'd have killed my brother by now.
~Ever
I'll echo the sentiment of the first commenter: I'll wait another chapter or two to see if this goes on the Favourites.
Whatever happened to saying "no" and leaving?
Noooo. The toy-names for the Pie family. I miss my Inkie and Blinkie...
Very, very intriguing. I've always liked the Maudintosh ship, so I will definitely be following this.
I'll be watching this. I hate that you're using the "canon" names for Pinkie's family, but other than that...
To everyone, thanks for all the comments and favorites. I know this story has potential, I just need to KEEP IT TOGETHER.
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Why? Is it some kind of Snowflake vs Bulk Bicep thing?
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Thank you. But this is my first attempt at romance. We will have to see if it is as good on paper as it is in my head.
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Oh, I have plenty of secret plans... planned.
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They died, beaten to death by a club called Reasons.
4785803 More or less. The canon names are just...bad.
Well, this is the 240th fic in my watch list. Good job!
MOTHER OF GOD
do you have any idea what you've done!?
Maud is already a walking apocalypse!!!!
AND NOW YOU INTEND TO BREED HER WITH BIG MACINTOSH!!! THE PONY CANNON DECLARED AS THE STRONGEST PONY IN THEIR WORLD!!!!!
THEIR WEDDING NIGHT WILL BE AN ARMAGEDDON FOR WHATEVER CITY THEY HAVE SEX IN!!!!!
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
4786403 [youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QUAItQmq-LU]
May Shrek have mercy on our soul.
Oh, Celestia and Luna have mercy on us all if Maud and Mac have kids.
I really like and want to see more!
4783807 Inkie, Blinkie, Pinkie, and ... Maud
4785838 Eh, In my personal opinion the fanon names can be/are equally cringe worthy. Of course my main problem is just how bizarre the naming system is, and maybe it is because I always had a hard time thinking up names for anything.
4786403 Oh but what a way to go
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Snowflake? We originally named him ROID RAGE! \o/ I much preferred that. I mean... he's got the acne, the overmassive musculature, the tiny wings (canon joke-reference to pegasi wings being synonymous with phallic-symbol status and steroids shrinking your junk).
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Ma... Mau... Minkie. Inkie Blinkie Pinkie Minkie. DONE.
Great, now I cannot help but think of Pinkie Pie's version of a shotgun wedding including Twilight as said shotgun.
4791900 XD OH GOD I GOT THE REFERENCE!
High five to you, good sir/madam!
4789700 Well hey, in Pacman it was Blinky Inky Pinky and then Clyde.
I can't help but think that their kids are going to be like demi gods!
At first I thought that this would be a light-hearted comedy, but than I saw the sex tag...
I like the story, but I wished you used Inkie and Blinkie. Oh well, keep writing
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Worst of all! With Equestria destroyed, they will not be able to release the fifth season! Friendship is Magic will be... CANCELED!!![youtube=ws4EFC6WFHU]
You know, I've taken to thinking Pinkie's family is actually as crazy as she is, only in different variations.
That was before "Maud Pie".
Oh, will this be an enjoyable ride..!
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Oooh you have no idea, the THINGS I have planned. AAAHHH I want to tell people right now so I can get the reactions right away. But I mustn't... it will be way better if you read it when it's time.
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Your avatar makes me feel like you're not happy about this fact.
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Oh fucking hell, you are completely right. I'm taking it down. I need to fix this.
It wasn't supposed to be like this. I've been feeling strange all day.
This is supposed to be a fucking comedy... what was I thinking?
4800641 Sorry about that, my avatar was born with a disease that doesn't allow him to smile.
4800929 Are you kidding? One of your primary characters, Pickaxe, is a; sadistic, abusive, asshole and everypony he meets is practically fawning on him! Pinkie only appears to be victimized. Applejack, the only one not lining up to suck his cock, is only there to be vilified. Ponyville is a small town, Pinkie is very popular and very much considered 'one of us'. Pickaxe is an outsider, he walks in and immediately has Pinkie cowering in fear on the verge of tears and all her small town 'friends' just watch and talk about how cool the outsider hurting her is? Everypony in there, including whichever Cake just let him do that to their employee, needs an ass kicking. NONE of these interactions are believable. I have actually stood up from my table in a restaurant to defend a server I barely knew from something like this. Pickaxe started out in the first chapter as stubborn and old fashioned but a decent being. Pickaxe has become a sadistic, abusive, asshole in this chapter. This is not even close to the same feel as the first chapter.
Maud is actually one of my favorite characters =D
I can't wait to see how this turns out!!
What happened to chapter 2?
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I did make a blog post on it. I will rework chapter after this fever goes down. Hell, I will rewrite the whole thing.
wow that's actually the first person I thought of for her... still I doubt any child of theirs will be bucking tree's unless their in the tree demolition business.
... luna should get her kids for the guard ... any foot soldiers would be missing limbs after the first hit.
4804515 Oh snap!
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Are you implying you would've broken your brother, in bed?
That name tho
4801177 Also, are Pinkie or Applejack NOT going to say something about how the Pie and Apple families might be related??? If they are, that would make Big Mac Maud's cousin!!!!!
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By so many generations removed that it is effectively meaningless.
I actually would think it would be funny if Pinkie was already attracted to Mac because that would make for some uncomfortable drama for the group on top of everything else.
I want more, continue.
When will you update this story.
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I'll get right back to it when 'Twilight Sparkle and the Bearded Menace' is finished... hopefully. Now you are probably thinking: Okay... and when is that? A question to which I can only answer: Eeehhhh hmmm ...before
Christmas?[insert arbitrary date]Sooner if the inspiration monkey jumps me or if my life stops being so hectic all the time.
Sorry for not being able to promise something better.
Well this is fun.
Hmmm. Story marked, wait for update.
4783472 Certain senses of group/familial obligation can often cause one to act against the interests of the individual. I'd still say "no" is an option, it's just harder for some to express it. Up vote on your statement, for the truth of it.
4786403 Hee, hee. nicely stated. Of course Mac and Maud may be the only two ponies in Equestria capable of containing each other. On the other hand, why do I think their first foal would end up being named 'Mammoth'?
Well, I guess the hiatus of this story has saved you Maud. Your sister took him instead.
Why couldn't you have taken him Maud?