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Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.


Changling infiltrators? Sombranian Cultists? An ancient returning race that is primed for world domination?

Naturally, Pinkie Pie believes every word of it.
Twilight? Not so much...

Inspired by Weird Al Yankovic's song, FOIL.

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I believe in a conspiricy. We never went to the moon. Think about it. They say we can't go back to the moon anymore, but why? We have far greater tech than in the 60's. I do not believe in area 51, though.


Awesome.... Pure awesome...

4751535 They never said that... And i guess big bang theories cosmic radiation and more that came from going in the moon were fake as well? I concur with Twilight.

4751535 the reason we don't go too the moon is people lost interest. no one really cares about the fact we can visit some boring grey rock in space, plus, do you know how much rocket fuel it costs to get to the moon?

We should be focusing more on mars.
They have found evidence in the past that indicates there may have been liquid water present on the red planet. If there is water, there can be life.
And if there can be life, then there can be colonization. Granted, it would still take who knows how long to undergo terraforming of a planet (namely to make the air breathable). Plus that kind of technology is still hundreds of years out of our reach. But it is still a possibility.
Our world is beautiful, but it does have a vacancy limit. Words cannot describe how much another planet can benefit the human race.

4752058 they are more focused on sending people to mars, there are even plans to send an older couple to live there :rainbowlaugh:

Pensioners on mars

4752058 We can use the moon as a refueling station on the way.


IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!:pinkiegasp:

I really laughed. This was great.

4752058 Yes, our world is beautiful.

And unfathomably big. Do you mean we'll run out of space in terms of resources, or actual physical living space property? Because believe me, there's... quite... abit of extra land to go around.

This Word Crime is unforgivable! Weird Al will be so ashamed of me! :raritycry:

u no wierd alicron 2‽:pinkiegasp:


or didd dey tell u 2 saey dat?

That is all. Equestria is ours.


...definitely inspired by Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic...

(That IS his real name, BTW)

I got goosebumps :rainbowderp:

I was expected a song...

Dude....That was very deep. It just goes to show you that even dumb people make sense. Or it could just be the fact that Cheese Sandwich is a reality walker and he has visited all realities around his own which include all of Equestria falling into demise. Huh.... Guess I can make story ideas. :derpytongue2: Also we should make an Equestrian future where Humanity has epic space battles with Arch-mages. Yeah.. That'll be the day. Anyway great job with the story bro-hamm.

A sequel to this is Cheese Sandwich (Weird Al Yankovic in disguise) selling his best-selling tabloid, "The Midnight Star"

Based on this song.

“Twilight, Twilight, Twilight…” Pinkie shook her head and fixed the alicorn with a sideways glance. “Don’t you know that the best kind of slave is one who is willing?”

Oh. My. :rainbowderp:

Especially in regards to an entire civilization getting collectively dumber.

Wow. Just, wow. I really wasn't expecting Twilight to say that. :rainbowlaugh:

Great job! :twilightsmile:

Really funny...and scary.

I never seem to finish all my food, I always get a doggy bag, from the waiter.

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