Bonus Chapter 1 - Discolt Pt. 2
''...Four broken ribs, left hindleg broken, multiple cuts from twigs on your back and wings. You also managed to break your jaw.'' A doctor looked from the chart and to the spirit covered in cast and bandages, who was glaring daggers at the princesses standing in the corner of the room. ''You will be able to communicate with the nurses with various beeps with this...'' The doctor motioned to a small controller by his right hoof. ''Try it, this nurse will translate for you.'' A nurse stepped forward and smiled to him. Discord frowned, and a barrage of beeps echoed through the room.
Discord nodded to the nurse, who was standing there slack-jawed. ''I didn't know one could say that with that method...'' She contemplated, but shook her head. ''Anyway, he said that he hates all of you, and you will burn. I... I don't want to say the rest of what he wanted me to translate... It's too rude.''
Discord pouted and leaned back into the bed. A long, outdrawn beep came from him which made the nurse blush furiously and start stuttering. The doctor stepped forward. ''Yes, well then... Let us leave him to rest, shall we? The three princesses nodded and filed out of the room, followed by the doctor.
''Buck my life...'' Discord thought as he closed his eyes to rest.
A/N: Idea for this extra chapter came from Twattycake. Hey guys, I just wanted to let you guys know that these bonus chapters will not play along on the same timeframe with eachother, unless they're parts to a former one, like this one. Got an idea for a bonus chapter? Comment your idea and I'll take a look on it!
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Full of win.
1475357 Your argument somehow reminds me of a dialog between Discord and Sanguine in Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons...
“I imagine you want to do something horrific to me too... Because that’s what ponies do,” he muttered in that pained, hollow voice. “To diamond
dogs, to buffalo, to dragons. . . griffins. . . minotaurs. . . Oh, I know you all look so cutesie wootsie, but deep down you’re all monsters. Turned me into stone. . . twice. Locked me up. . . drilled into me. . . You have to admit, that’s a little excessive for a couple of bad jokes and some screwing around with folks.” He sighed. “You make it rain chocolate milk once or twice and turn a few roads to soap, and suddenly you’ve crossed a line.”
“You did more than that, Discord,” Sanguine rasped as he stood and approached the statue. “Your antics nearly overthrew the kingdom. You targeted Twilight and her friends; turned them against her.” Honestly, I wasn’t hearing the part about Discord throwing ponies through a rock crusher.
“Oh yes, and Twilight and her friends didn’t harm Equestria in the slightest,” Discord drawled softly. “You know, even at my absolute worst, I never killed anyone. Toyed with... manipulated. . . teased. . . oh yes. But kill? There’s few things more boring than a corpse.”
Ah, that answers my question, thank you!
Oh, wait:
add 's' at the end there.
Also
Looks like commas don't like you today.
Ehm... comma missing, perhaps?
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Fixed! This was written in about ten minutes, so it was bound to be some mistakes in it.
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Always glad to help.
10 minutes? Yikes! That's... well I sometimes take more time writing comments... that are shorter than this...
I wish I had more skill... wait! Happy thoughts, happy thoughts! Dancing Luna and Filly Twilight!
how about you get some shenanigans with discord and the other guys. Do the strip club scene and have cadence appear. that stuff
I don't know if I should feel sorry for the poor bastard, or laugh at him.
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Both.
1478404 Agreed.
Sucks for Discord!!! LOL!
1 I agree that you should do the strip club
2 Have Discord mess with prince blueblood
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I see. You could skip to the Discordant Anarchy arc, that's when stuff get heated. If you want to, that is.
this is worth re reading and thairfor a perm fave
ps. twilight has been turned into stone 'stair master'
Short but hilarious.
Write more of it if you can.
It's amazing how much Discord managed to express with single long beep.
you know what would be cool?
*how discord convinced shining to go to a stripers club
*how discord and shining got out of the castle (pinkie-ninja-style!
)
*how they spent shining's savings on the stripers club (maybe discord making drinks too?
)
*the morning after that
, ending with a
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Fm6f8q-r9HM]
and later on celestia blackmailing discord to do that experiment
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... Dude, I know that, It's just that he was doing so much that Twi would have found out who he really is.