When The Wind Changes

by Symphony

Bonus Chapter 1 - Discolt

Discord was standing on a podium, glancing nervously to the other alicorns inside the room. Princess Luna was standing next to him, trying without success to calm the spirit down. Discord gulped and whispered, ''Do I really have to do this? He punctuated his sentence by giving Luna his best puppy-dog stare. Luna nodded and closed her eyes. Over the months, her stomach had been getting bigger and bigger.

''Yes, Discord. But don't worry; Cadance and Celestia will just try and use a simple spell to see if your magic resistance has lowered.'' She stated matter-of-factly and Discord huffed and sat down. Celestia was reading through some notes and theories about the natural resistance of ponies. Cadance had volunteered to help as Twilight Sparkle was too busy in Ponyville to come all the way to Canterlot for a simple experiment. Discord pouted as Cadance approached him with a smile.

''Are you ready?'' She chirped happily. Discord shook his head.

''No.'' He closed his eyes and ignored the young alicorn in front of him.

''Well, too bad.'' Cadance focused her magic and a bubble formed around the spirit. Discord glared at the pink alicorn who stuck out her tongue at him. ''That's what you get for taking Shining to a Strip club!'' She growled. Luna's eyes narrowed and she turned her head toward Discord in a creepily slow manner. Oh, the rage of a pregnant mare...

''Strip club?'' She said. Her voice was cold as ice, and Discord panicked.

''OH WELL, LET'S GET ON WITH THIS EXPERIMENT NOW, PLEASE.'' He said, much louder than needed. Celestia nodded in agreement with the spirit and started feeding her own magic to the bubble around him. Discord writhed and struggled against the magical bonds as he floated up into the air. An impromptu gust of wind ran through the room as the third alicorn capable of using magic joined her sister and niece.

Discord grunted and shouted over the hum the magic caused. ''What is this spell, anyway?!''

''Youthification spell!'' Celestia answered him.

''Wait, what?!'' Before Discord could protest any further, the bubble around him flashed and he felt himself slipping out of conciousness. The mares crowded around him, eager to see the finished product of their 'experiment'.

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Discord cracked his eyes open and groaned. He rubbed his left hoof to his eyes, He continued to stand up and stretch his back. The first thing he noticed around him was that everything looked a lot... Bigger than usual. He turned to see Luna staring at him with her eyes glimmering and a small, silly smile on her face. ''What?!'' Discord asked forcefully. He clamped his mouth shut as he heard his own voice. Instead of it being deep, he was reminded of that Ponyville filly... Scootaloo was her name. Luna squealed in delight at his voice and he rolled his eyes.

The door leading into the room opened and Cadance walked inside. When she saw Discord, she squeaked and dashed to him and picked him up without trouble. Discord was to say the least, very confused. ''Get me a mirror. Now!'' He demanded, but winced as his voice cracked, making both of the princesses in the room squee.

Luna however, obeyed him and levitated a small mirror to him. Discord took a deep breath and braced himself, then looked into the mirror.

Discord growled and batted away the mirror with his right forehoof. He squeaked involuntarily as he did it, making the princesses overdose on adorable once again. The door opened once again, but this time Princess Celestia walked inside. ''Aww! He's adorable!'' Celestia cooed and tuzzled the now young spirit's mane. The spirit groaned and smacked away her hoof, emitting a giggle from the solar princess.

''Shut up and change me back...'' Discord pouted, making the three princesses around him squee at his adorable pout. The spirit bit his lip and looked away from them with his ears flattened to his skull.

''Why should we? You're just too adorable now~'' Luna spoke up in an obvious mocking tone. Discord sighed and shook his head.

''I hate you all so much right now...'' Discord growled and turned to Celestia. ''Especially you. I bet you planned all of this...'' Celestia played innocent and lifted a hoof to her chest. Discord shouted a few obscene words, which I really shouldn't type down. Nasty stuff.

''Spoil sport...'' Cadance pouted and activated her magic. The same bubble as before appeared around Discord and after a flash, he was back in his adult form. He growled as he trotted past the laughing princesses and leaped through one of the windows leading out to the garden,

''So, did anypony tell him that his wings won't work for five hours after the spell affected him?'' Celestia asked casually as she laid down on the couch where Discord had been sleeping. A somewhat girly scream came from the window where Discord had left, which lowered in volume as seconds passed, followed by a painful and audible smack.

''Nope.''

Comments

[Assasin_Asha]

Instead of it being deep, he was reminded of that Ponyville filly,,, Scootaloo was her name.

Comma, comma, comma?

[Symphony]

1475343
Oh man, how did I miss that... Anyway, fix'd.

[Alamut]

Those mares are trying to kill him...

[Symphony]

1475352
Consider it as payback.

[Assasin_Asha]

1475348
Much better now.
And ouch at the end...
Wait, shouldn't that severely harm him? What with him being mortal now and all that?

[ShadowOfOrder]

Oh god that's funny.

[Citpo]

Id eat my face if that happened to me

[DthWaker]

1475358 If Twilight can survive a flower pot, an anvil, a cart, and a piano falling on her head after falling down some stairs and being hit repeatedly by several doors, then Discord can survive a little fall...

[chavis54]

great!
AWESOME!
....cool

[Assasin_Asha]

1475451
Yes, well... though one shot from Pinkie's Party Cannon was enough to put him into the hospital for some time... granted he hit the wall but I can suspect this here is still worse than that.

[Scarves]

Favorite part?

A somewhat girly scream came from the window where Discord had left, which lowered in volume as seconds passed, followed by a painful and audible smack.

''Nope.''

The best!

[The_Master]

1475475 that was also an actual cannon round, not mere fall damage

[Tome Turner]

1475343 comma chameleon!

[Riz]

1475348
That colt is so cute

[Enmar]

o-o

[adamdwarf]

THOSE FUCKERS!