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ObeySaturnGod


Saturn's my name, writing's my game.

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OHHH YEAHHH!!! Are you ready for the smackdown spectacle that has taken Equestria by storm? No? Too bad, punk! We've got a smorgasbord of matches lined up tonight, and this pain train ain't stopping until we've got the crowd hopping! Bitter rivalries are coming to a boil, steel cages are doing their best to keep the action contained, and a triple threat match will determine the fate of the Equestrian Wrestling Federation Championship!

So take a seat on the couch, snap into an apple crisp, and enjoy the pony poundings brought to you tonight by Monday Night Rawhide!

Cover image by shinkuma

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All right, try to follow with me. I wrote this when I took a break from the story I'm still writing that is a sequel to a story I wrote when I took a break from a series I've put on hiatus and will most likely cancel. Yep.

Anyways, the reason this thing exists is because I've grown a bit tired from all the grimdark I've been writing, and wanted to do something fun, so I put together ponies and the most outlandish thing I could think of.

I've done my best to make this accessible to people who haven't watched a single wrestling match in their lives, but I've also thrown in a few jokes that only long time followers would get. Enjoy!

All my LAWLZ go to this fic. Well done!

Reminds me of the days of the WWF. Screaming internets to you sir:moustache:

AAAHAHAHAHAH! THIS WAS EPIC! so well written. I tip my hat to you:heart:
ow and that one luna line was so LOL “The mudholes have been doubled!”

jmj

That was the most epic thing ever! Reminds me of when wrestling was at its best. Thanks so much!

:rainbowlaugh: Priceless! I hope to read more. XD

Awesome story! Seriously hope there are more in the future!

I tried reading this while watching RAW and this won.

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