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Flint Sparks

Who let the dogs out?


One morning, Fluttershy wakes up to discover something about herself. Something that had never crossed her mind until that very moment. Nothing had changed, yet everything did.

Fluttershy likes mares.

Collaboration with ThatOneWriter, except the entire thing was my idea, I did at least 2/3 of the work, and I'm like twenty percent—

Please, Flint, shut up. At least I wrote the ending.

Twinkletail preread this for us. Go check him out and stuff.

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Goddess fucking dammit Sparks.

Apparently I talk in pink now.

It's not as bad as I would've thought.

4688627 This is the perfect song to listen to while reading this. :rainbowlaugh:


Oh god...


There. Finished it for you.

~Skeeter The Lurker

What the flying fist f*ck did I just read?

Pure concentrated Awesome :moustache:

the female Discord said, fanning herself.

:pinkiegasp: Transgender of Discord. *Slow clap* Never read THAT one before.:rainbowwild:

It's not that unusual, actually. I must've seen a good half-dozen Eris clopfics in the feature box. I just never thought I'd write about R63 Discord.

That is all.

Suddenly, Discord.

Suddenly, Eris.

Suddenly, okay then.

Of course! R63 solves every problem that normal gender characters create :raritywink:


So I shouldn't be listening to this one instead?


Fluttershy'd make a pretty good rabbi...


What the actual fuck.


I laughed! I wasn't expecting much, to be honest, and it was better than I thought it would be.

She took in a deep breathe

Small little misstep here on "breath"
~Dash The Stampede

It took a moment to dawn on Rainbow Dash, but her perplexed frown metamorphosed into a goofy grin. “Oh, I see. You’re into pussy!”

“No, that’s Rarity. I like all animals, Rainbow Dash!”

by "Game" he means "Fanfic."

love the story but FLUTTERDASH forever she should of chosen rainbow :yay::rainbowkiss::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

4689166 She told Rainbow Dash first. Rainbow totally had dibs.

Gosh Eris, stealin' all the ladies.

But if Fluttershy is a lesbian, my chances with her are practically zero. Yeah, they're like that already, but still ... :fluttercry:

Hahaha there are no limits for Discord :yay:
Even if she turned into small ant, he would turn to ant too just to be with her:heart:

Well, that was amusing.

That genderbent Discord. Oh my god, I can't breathe. :rainbowlaugh:

That was incredibly fucking bizarre.

The first paragraph was the best part.

DUDE ... just ... Changing biological gender does not change gender ID.... Discord would still be very male. Also, changing ones' self for someone else that drastically is unhealthy. I liked it until the end, and then just ... nope.

4689486 My apologies. Probably should have tackled that aspect myself.

Though, he never said anything about his gender. For all we know, he could be gender-fluid (being a spirit of chaos). He just changed sex.

4689496 Fair enough; may have jumped on my high horse a little too fast there. I can totally believe gender-fluid Discord, but would have liked it to at least be touched upon in the story? I dunno.

Ah, sloppy error on my part. I did write the end at like, 3am my time, but I still should have caught that.

4689505 To be fair, this story is just supposed to be silly... Your concern is a fair one though. I know the distinction and dislike it when others get it mixed up as well.

Maybe I should tackle this subject in another story... :trixieshiftleft:


Nigga, how fucking high were you when you wrote this?


I was high on imagination.

In Discord's case, would "gender ID" really matter?

If gender-flipping was rapid, reversible, and effective (a functional full-body change, rather than a cosmetic one), I can think of few men who would object to being a woman for a while, and vice-versa. Religious reasons might prevent people from changing their own sex, but if they were suddenly gender-flipped, I don't think I'd hear complaints.

- I realize I do not speak for everyone. If my comment does not fit you, and you can explain why, I'd be happy to hear your explanation (furthered understanding is always good).
- Modern surgery fits none of the requirements I listed, so don't bother bringing it up as a counter-example.
- I know at least one person who would be very unhappy not to have a specific type of genitalia, even to the point of resorting to surgery to change it. I have not, however, been able to get an explanation for why. It should be noted that the person in question is extremely touchy about the change (Call it an "inversion"? Okay. Call it an "eversion"? Wrath incoming); even the most neutral of inquiries were met with anger.

the split-end fake out was easily the funniest part in all this.

4689505 Well, about the gender ID thing... when someone defines themselves as homosexual or heterosexual, that's almost always sexually. Romantically, it's a suite of personalities they're looking for, and what we all want is someone who fits both our sexual and romantic tastes. Unless you're asexual, in which case... good luck.

4690779 I think they're talking about gender identity, not sexual orientation. :twilightblush:

The solution to incompatible orientations, in terms of reality, usually would not be getting a sex change.

Do ponies really wake up one day and discovered their gender orientation?! :pinkiegasp:

Yes . . . yes they do. :pinkiehappy:

Good and amusing story - and what more can you ask for? :twilightsmile:

"What should I do?" Fluttershy thought.

Well, other mares, if we take the traditional approach.

Today female, tomorrow male, and on thursday he's potato.

Lol the ending.

4690576 I guess, in my personal experience, I'm attracted to someone's gender identity, or their spiritual gender, if you would. I don't care what body the person comes in, whether they're a pre-operation transgendered person or a cisgendered person. But their minds and their spirits; the way they see themselves has to be closer to female than male, or else I wouldn't want to date them. If a man got a full-on, comprehensive gender-confirmation surgery to become biologically female, I would not want to date that person because they would still feel like a man to me, just a man in a woman's body. Same thing goes for transgendered, female-bodied men. I feel no attraction to them because they are male-identified, and I am not attracted to male-identified people. I guess that's what I'm getting at, here. I'm aware that this is an issue I'm sensitive about, and I didn't mean to cause drama or anything. It's just how I feel, although I reacted more strongly than I intended to and I'm sorry for that over-reaction.

4690779 Homo-romantic asexual over here. So that's probably why I feel the way I do about gender ID, since that's literally the only thing I am able to see in a person.

Saying "I know what a vagina is" and coming out of the closet is considered flirting now? Well I guess I've flirted with a lot more people than I realized. Sorry, but Rainbow Dash and Rarity interpreting that as flirtatious is just ridiculous. What followed was even worse. The beginning was funny at times, though that was about it. Many elements of the story were unexplained such as how Pinkie Pie serves as bait for such a shy individual and what possibly could be hurting Fluttershy by getting out of bed quickly. Coming out stories should either be handled seriously or humorously. Doing it humorously but tastefully is difficult, and doing it seriously is all but impossible without close attachment to the issue. You should definitely keep writing, and most people who read this liked this so you obviously have the capacity to entertain, but this story simply didn't do it for me.

4691584 That was called "over the top" and thats why it was funny:pinkiehappy:
Of course no one would react the way mane6 reacted in this fanfic. I think the line "we're all lesbians" out of nowhere should indicate that this wasnt a serious story thats suppose to tackle some homosexual problems in real life :derpytongue2:

“Oh my,” Fluttershy said as her eyes snapped open to the early bird’s chirping after it got the worm. “I think I might be a lesbian.”

Oh god that line

Four whole imaginations?

I appreciate the time you took to explain that. For me, personally, my date being transgender (in any of its forms) is a deal-breaker; if you are a man, were a man, or are trying to become a man, you're not my soulmate. However, I seem to have miscommunicated my question, so I will attempt to re-state it.

If you feel strongly unhappy about your current genitalia (not the genitalia of your S.O.), or would feel strongly unhappy if you had a different type of genitalia, could you explain why?

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