4816481 "Cutie Mark Crusaders" may count as one, though they don't use it very often. The mafia boss calls them "filly scouts", but he calls everyone who delivers drugs for him that. In fact, I've never really thought about that...
I myself often wondered the point of such equations. Is it just me or does White Dove seem to be following the Slippery Slope Fallacy following and/or surpassing Babs. Also, 'We’re all unneeded… Me, Hedgehog, Cracker, Raz, even White Dove… We’re like cancer… No perspectives, just vegetation in the lungs… Till the whole organism chokes on us…' That's deep. Have an upvote on me!
So much for White Dove's "innocence". And I love how you weaved the events of "Thirsty" into this story with the "Canterlot Vampire" reference.
Also: (Begins to read math equation section.) ... (Gets mid-way through it.) Ah, fuck it. I didn't understand it in tenth grade and I sure as hell don't understand it now.
4824706 Actually, when I put that reference there, "Thirsty" wasn't finished; that's why no one refers to the fact that there's an eldritch abomination right below Canterlot. Though I guess an average pony in Equestria remembers "there was a pony who killed some folks in Canterlot and drank their blood" better than "that doctor wrote that we shouldn't dig under Canterlot, or something invisible will eat us".
A propos "Thirsty", I've noticed that there's a difference between Lovecraftian stories set on Earth and in Equestria. The common motif of many of them are people who doesn't believe in the monsters from outer space. In Equestria, with its changelings, Sombra, Discord, Nightmare Moon, and Angel bunny, one has to be a Flat Earth Atheist to not believe in eldritch abominations...
Does Babs and her group have a gang name? Because they're practically a gang.
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"Cutie Mark Crusaders" may count as one, though they don't use it very often. The mafia boss calls them "filly scouts", but he calls everyone who delivers drugs for him that. In fact, I've never really thought about that...
I myself often wondered the point of such equations. Is it just me or does White Dove seem to be following the Slippery Slope Fallacy following and/or surpassing Babs.
Also, 'We’re all unneeded… Me, Hedgehog, Cracker, Raz, even White Dove… We’re like cancer… No perspectives, just vegetation in the lungs… Till the whole organism chokes on us…' That's deep. Have an upvote on me!
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Thanks
And yeah, Dove would do everything she thinks Babs would like... And that's what scares Babs.
So much for White Dove's "innocence".
And I love how you weaved the events of "Thirsty" into this story with the "Canterlot Vampire" reference.
Also:
(Begins to read math equation section.)
...
(Gets mid-way through it.)
Ah, fuck it. I didn't understand it in tenth grade and I sure as hell don't understand it now.
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Actually, when I put that reference there, "Thirsty" wasn't finished; that's why no one refers to the fact that there's an eldritch abomination right below Canterlot. Though I guess an average pony in Equestria remembers "there was a pony who killed some folks in Canterlot and drank their blood" better than "that doctor wrote that we shouldn't dig under Canterlot, or something invisible will eat us".
A propos "Thirsty", I've noticed that there's a difference between Lovecraftian stories set on Earth and in Equestria. The common motif of many of them are people who doesn't believe in the monsters from outer space. In Equestria, with its changelings, Sombra, Discord, Nightmare Moon, and Angel bunny, one has to be a Flat Earth Atheist to not believe in eldritch abominations...
I get the reference!
"The Canterlot Vampire" is a cool name. Fitting, too.
Also, math! Twilight Sparkle would be proud!
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Oh yeah... And Babs' line "You read too much comics" was inspired by this.
Takes away safety matches
lol im liking this series
*takes safety matches* dumbass
*Hands over flame thrower* this'll make it much easier.