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Chatoyance


I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

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Newfoal reporter 'Frontpage' has always yearned for the ultimate scoop. A last minute assignment for the centennial of Zero Point - the last moment of the doomed earth - leads not only to the biggest story of his career, but the greatest secrets of Equestria... and far, far beyond.

This is a partial sequel to HUMAN In Equestria, but knowledge of that story is not required to enjoy it. This is the final Conversion Bureau novel.

Chapters (18)
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Open main page. Don't expect anything. NEW STORY FROM CHATOYANCE!

Read it. Excited. Looking forward to see where the story is going to go.

Maybe not done with all reviews. This time get to read it as it's being published.

Sentences? Nah.

Secret? Some theories. Only time will tell.

Hope to see a fair shake for a good story. (crosses fingers) See if the hate-storms are over.

Would've liked to study seashells.

See if the hate-storms are over.

Chatoyance is like Jupiter's Red Eye. Her hate storms will outlive us all.

Oh my gosh, a new story! Am I glad I checked Fimfiction one more time. :pinkiesmile:

I just love all the returning character. Police chief Chua! I really like "A City in Blue", it always gives me such a warm feeling, so I'm really glad to see him as a pony now. I'm even more glad to see Crimson Beauty! I had to cheer when her name was revealed, even though I already knew who she was :rainbowlaugh: .

Anyways, I'm all sorts of excited about this still. I can't wait to see what this is all about.

Oh and I spotted a small typo "They youngest was nearly fifteen now" talking about Clover's age.

Thank you for writing!

It's sad when Chat posts a new story and it immediately gets down voted. If you are going to hate on a story, at least have the balls to post a comment and stop being such a coward.

4685613 Chatoyance sucks. Her works suck. That enough of an explanation for you sugartits?

4685639 Her work doesn't suck, you just hate it.

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A liiiiiiiiiiittle bit hard for those countless people to comment, 'cuz, well, they've kinda-sorta all been blocked, and stuff. I know they would be on this thing like a pack of wolves by now. :derpytongue2:

On another note entirely, have a cuddly Sunbutt. :heart:

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Aw shit, Mr Ignorable about to go down on somebody?

*straps in*

Proceed, good sir!

4685664 This is off topic, but why is your account brand new?

4685652 I hate things that aren't good. If you looked at Chatoyance's stories (without the cum covered fanwank googles) you'll see that they're objectively shitty.

4685699 Because it's possibly an alt account made by one of the many, many, many people Chatoyance has blocked.

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Why do you have a Pony Creator OC as your avatar? :trollestia:

...But, in all seriousness, I just got here. A week ago. So, yah, I'm a newfag from the bowels of the internet's otherworld. I'm just here to have some lulz and read horsewords, not to cause any trouble. I can be safely ignored. Or not. Depends on whether or not ya wanna debate the good/bad of this story, or whatevs. :scootangel:

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

4685710 I have looked at them. While you can disagree with what is written, they are not written badly. I feel stories only deserved to be down voted if they are unreadable, troll fics, or aren't what they promised.

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4685750 I'm too lazy to come up with something else.

Yip

4685769 That's how you feel. Not everyone feels the same way.

4685816 Clearly, as the down votes on my comments seem to suggest.

Wow, so politicized! Say, how many up or down votes do you think this comment will get? Let's do an experiment!

4685710

Her friendship is Optimal Story was well written, stuck to the original cosmic horror story style of the original story, and expanded the story universe.

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I upvoted it out of curiousity.

The numbers up there are very pretty. You know, the ratio ones. I really like those numbers. :pinkiehappy:

Also, for fuck's sake, you faved your own story before you even submitted it. If you're gonna jerk it, at least get off two strokes before you put it away, shit. You don't whip it out, flick the tip, and pack everything back up. What the fuck is wrong with you? At least wait and try to build a little bit of heat.

I feel honored that I am so much in the minds and hearts, so incredibly important to so many people, that they would bother to overwhelmingly downvote bomb me. Hate is the flip side of love, and it is a form of adoration - my haters are bound to me, consumed with me, devoted to my every slightest act or creation.

I couldn't buy this much attention if I started handing out ten-dollar bills.

Thank you downvoters, for showing me how very important I am to you. I love you in return, and I appreciate your constant, devoted attention. I had no idea I still inspired so much passion!

Huzzah!

Wow... old Captain Chua, Frontpage (I bet you made Midnight flail with happy about that!) and now Crimson and Plaintain... such GOOD times and good memories! I can't wait for the next chapter!


Also? that title of the 'Everfree Six'? that gave me the BEST chills!

4686182 Wow! You can't masturbate properly and you're dense as fuck? This is beautiful!

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So Frontpage sat down where Poll and Dock meet?
Did he bring a saddle? 'Cause I can already tell it's going to be a wild ride.
I love the banana spider.:yay:

Ah, you're writing that story eh? Whelp, I can definitely say it's going to be one wild ride!

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Thank you for allowing me to use Frontpage. It seems like I asked you forever ago, and yesterday - I have no sense of time. I will try to do him justice, and hopefully make you proud of me.

4686983 he's waited 99 years and change for this adventure, I'm sure it'll be a good one. He's yours to play with, have fun!

Oh dear. Between hints dropped elsewhere, and the threads we can already see here, I can tell that this is going to be good. :pinkiehappy:

More Chatofic. It is a good day. :twilightsmile:

So, sapient banana spiders, the centennial of Earth's consumption, and the Last Policeman. (Heh. Putting it in capitals like that makes me imagine the Red Bull chasing cops. :derpytongue2:) I'm not sure how this ties into the cover image, but it looks like it's going to be fun. I eagerly looking forward to more.

wow the Chatoyance hate is still strong, kind of sad and pathetic. don't they have anything better to do really?
on a happier note, I will be following this story with baited breath, I can't wait to see what you have in store for us.:pinkiehappy: faved and upvoted.

I've upvoted this before reading it... not because I know I'm going to like it (in that case I'd still want to read all the way through before committing a vote) but to try to fight back against the tide of people who downvote before reading, just because it's a Chatoyance story, just because it's a Conversion Bureau story.:twilightangry2:

Seriously, the voting system has long since ceased to be a measure of how good or bad a story is, and is now a measure of how much one is a target for trolls.:twistnerd:

Hey, Chat, do you mind if I contribute a touch of proofreading?

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