When a certain Minotaur known for his attitude and tendency to pull crazy poses comes into a high-end china shop, chaos ensues.
Winner of Honorable Mention at the Everfree Northwest 2014 Iron Author Competition. Written in just two hours, and unedited from the original for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!
This was one of the stories I helped judge for that competition, and I must say I was fond of it.
That'll teach you to be racist.
Another story that had me die of laughter, mission accomplished!
4663977 Another? Are you saying that I've written others that reduced you into fits of inane laughter?
4663473 Glad to hear you liked it, talking to the judges, it seems it was a favorite of theirs, as well. I am just curious how it didn't end up as a winner if everyone liked it so much...
4665396 Nope, just the stories that are supposed to be funny.
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Heh heh good one there mate! This earns a spot in my favorites.