I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.
The Moon is made of cheese, everypony knows this...
well... everypony besides Princess Luna. So ensues a tale of love, loss, life, death, happyness, anger, war and a bunch of pastel colored ponies.
This is my first, and probably only, crackfic.
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Uhhhhh....Okay then, I guess? Messed up for sure but, Wow. Reading this made me think of my mind. Never a good thing man. Not at all
wut.
4659638 4659787 This was a crackfic, never intended to be serious, and written with intentionally poor quality. Plus I am struggling with writer's block so I didn't want to write anything for real.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4659993 I know, just wut.
Too much crack for me
i refreshed and this came up...
DA $#@€ did I just read, what even is a Krogon?
10/10 clopped to this
4660261 Have you ever played mass effect?
4660276 Good for you.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
YAY!
You have my favourite, good Brony.
4661632 can I have a cookie?
4664221 Here you go, an arsenic glazed cookie with methamphetamine chips, enjoy.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4664264 I...don't think this is edible, sir...
4664271 Too bad, that is the only cookie I had for you. Eat it and enjoy it, I got it from 'Der Fuhrer's', that little bakery in german town run by that nice old man with the narrow mustache.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4664291 Charlie chaplan????!!!
4664321 I can't remember, but he did have a lot of WWII german stuff on the walls, I think he might have been a bit of a nazi actually, now that I think about it... either way, I think those cookies are safe to eat. Tell me how it tastes.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4664334 okayy!!!!!!
4692187 Princess (or would it be prince?) Lunanari is best pony.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4693099 I think the best term would be 'transgendered female' due to a feminine body type and fact that she is futa.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
Haven't read the story but absolutely LOVE the picture.
5073869 I found the pic on google images, so yeah...
Also, if you feel like killing a few brain cells, go ahead and read this.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
There are few words that describe this story. They all have three letters. And start with a W.
wat, WTF, why, wha, who, wow, wot, win
This is exactly what I needed
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Not sure how you found this, but I'm glad you felt the need to kill some braincells with this... Actually I'm pretty sure I was drinking when I wrote this... can't remember if it was rum, vodka, or bourbon that day, but it was certainly above 80 proof.