Armok, God of Creation, Debauchery, and Depravity, was bored of his two-dimensional world of chaos, destruction, murder, debauchery, undead, incest, drunkenness, ghost hauntings, demons, false deities, and heroes who died in a second, so he decided to stop recreating the same world again and again. He destroyed the world that was currently on, which was ruled by a goblin king who was also a vampire, and took old pieces of worlds long past. These pieces were of noble elves, human heroes, depraved goblins, drunken dwarves, and even sneaky kobolds, each of whom had appeased Armok in one way or another. Armok laughed, holding the pieces in his large tentacles, before throwing them across the street and into his neighbor's world.
This is the story of the civilization-killing, drunken, and idiotic peasants and their arrival unto the untainted land of Equestria, where they will live, and they will die, for it is Armok's will.
Praise unto Armok, Creator of Worlds and Destroyer of Minds.
This was written because of Dwarf Fortress. I love that game too much sometimes.
This is delightfully random, but the good structured kind, not the senseless troll fic kind. I look forward to the ensuing madness from this style of random story!
4642509 Thanks, mate
V This is a slave to Armok. You are now one.
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4642512 Well, that emoticon looks pissed off, so some of that is right.
4642518 I like how I gained four followers in, like, two minutes. It makes me happy to be a slave. (I am not Armok, I swear to myse—I mean Armok)
May MLP be harvested for dwarfy resources like the mermaid bones of yor.
4643184 ☺☺☺☺☺
This reads like something out of the DF forums.
Keep up the good work, I especially enjoyed the ridiculous name for the changlings.
4647301 Thanks ☻
Strangling a changeling with his left leg...
Yep, this is Dwarf Fortress in spirit and soul.
4651132 You play DF, too!?
Have you ever had a good adventurer run?
Yeah, that Changeling-skin Cape is spiffy... But what about an Alicorn-skin Cape?
4653780 Armok does, indeed, not like false deities
4651212 I usually played the fortress mode, but I also dabbled in the adventurer mode occasionally. My adventures were never really that special, up until this final one that I can remember.
Since at the time all I had was a weak computer, I really stopped playing the adventure mode after that high point in my adventuring career.
So, to answer your question: Yeah, I had one.
4654115 My current human-necromancer adventurer, Urist of the Stupid Urist, has killed every deity on the map and has drunk their bood. I have one deity in my backpack that I throw at humans trying to block my destructive ways. I have necromanced my lobbed off arm se that it may fight with me against the evil humans. It is glorious.
I have him retired as a peasant in some dwarf town, though, just because I felt he lived a good life.
How long is it going to take wife horse goddess to notice this abomination to creation wandering her utopia?
Also, I can't help but wonder if we'll see other viewpoints than Urist McUrist, or even if this story takes place during the same period as Luna's return.
4654248 That makes every adventure I've ever had seem tame in comparison... And some of my fortress events...
4654506 1. Who knows, but it has literally only been less than a God Hour ( every day is a god hour) and Urist has already fucked over a town.
2. You will see other viewpoints... over Urist's dead body!
3. If you want a lethal adventurer, become an axeman and try to find an Execrable Ash cloud, for it will zombiefy you in an awesome way. Also, put all defence points into shield, not dodge, for you are more likely to block an arrow than jump out of its way.
The more u know!
Loving the story so far but mostly what I'm wondering right now is why isn't there a dwarf fortress group up yet?
4654930 Huh, I never really considered using a shield, since early on it always seemed like inefficient dead weight. And I never survived long enough for me to not regret putting points into shield.
Maybe I could put the points mainly into dodge, but still enough to get a shield, then train with the shield early on by slaughtering a village for exp?
Anyways, no other viewpoints? Now I'm wondering how the story will go ultimately.
4658872 Never put points in dodge. When you dodge, you sometimes dodge into something really, really, bad. Also, dodgeing does not work as much as blocking in deflecting damage.
Sheids are not dead weight, for they are the only defense a character has in close combat before high-level armor.
Also, the new update for Dwarf Fortress came out today. have not played it yet, but just thought you should know ☺
4658864 Not that many people love DF, but I know that if they tried it, it would be just like when they first watched MLP:FiM
Interesting story you have there. It's quite the unique way of writing.
And your entry for the mayhem contest has been noted.
Fave and up vote for future chapters and interesting story.
Dragon
4662029 Squee
A heart tugging tale of a side to our mass murdering protagonist that is other than slaughter. Makes me almost pity him until he pulls that corpse from his backpack at which point my first thought is "Oh yeah, you can do that...".
The jarring shift caused by that scene gave me so much mental whiplash, I wasn't even disgusted. Though that might be because this sort of thing is expected of Sparklebutt...
Good chapter!
4665518 HUEHUEHUE
Pony Fortress: Tales of Friendship and Magma
4674120 There will be magma. Dwarves love magma. I love dwarves. Magma.
Well, Dwarf Fortress never ends well for the characters involved, so I don't know what I was expecting.
Still, the story isn't marked Complete, so there must be more...
4674255 There will be more, for there will always be Armok.
Now we move on to Fortress Mode. Arnok demands more pony blood!
4675829 One day friend, but not now.
A child huh? No difference than from that of an adult as what I can recall, except that in fortress mode, you're not allowed to have them perform manual slave labor.
4676218 Huehuehuehue
I miss the days when I could breed merpeople and then let them die before butchering them.
Young, innocence freshly broken, and impressionable. I wonder if he will submit himself to the peaceful ponies, or the basement dwelling god who originally ruled over him?
4708044 You'll find out on the Next Episode! (which should air in a day or two, taking a small break)
Why is the kid not vomiting his organs and all his bodily fluids out?
4718209 This is Dwarf Fortress, just you wait.
PSG? I'd have thought Paris Saint-Germain, but football's not currently in season...
4741777 You never watched Panty and Stocking?Here is my favorite song from that awesome anime.
While you apparently have been obsessing over this "PSG" T.V. show, I've been obsessing over a KSP and Papers Please indies. With some scatterings of MLP, and morning humorings of MLG for NFS:HP, all of which are PG+13 ratings.
Guh, reading that out loud, or even under your breath makes my tongue feel weird...
A,B,C,D,E,G,P,T,U,V,Z
4744060 You need to watch Panty and Stockings with Garterbelt (From Gainax), for it was created by the creators of Neon Genesis Evangelon (in Gainax), Tenga Toppa Gurren Laggan (Gainax), and, later on, Kill la Kill (Trigger, which has the same people).
Basically, Fuck logic.
The Dub is better than Sub, surprisingly, for the show was meant for westernized audiences.
What, Princess Clestia unworthy of this reports glory?
4808366 Well, we already see enough of sunbutt, and this is just a report on characters we do not see often.
KILL EVERYTHING THEN BATH IN THE SEA OF BLOOD LEFT!!!!!!! HAIL ARMOK!!!!
Slaves to Armok: God of Blood II Dwarf Fortress.
Yes?
Your device isn't compatible with Dwarf Fortress.
I know about Dwarf Fortress because it inspired Minecraft, Minecraft was a ripoff of Infiniminers and Terraria is cool.