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Belgerum


I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

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For Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Fanfic And Fanart Contest.

Cheerilee awakens in a strange place, unaware of just whom she has angered, and the price she has to pay for her crimes against the depraved master of shipping.
Unfortunately for her, she has a long chain of horrific consequences in store.


This card game made me feel violated. Trying to imagine being trapped in a card like Cheerilee during a game was even worse. I love it, I hate it, and I can't resist writing a fic about it.

I hope this helps you distinguished folk experience the depravity just like I did.

Oh and while you're at it, go write your own wonderfully insane fics for this contest. Everyone knows that such a heinous crime as creating a game like that can only be punished with bad fanfics.

Do it, filly. They deserve it. Also, I might find it amusing to read when I find it.

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Comments ( 78 )

I love that card game.

Oh. My. God. That moment when Granny Smith came into play my jaw dropped, well done friend, followed

Two thoughts:

One, that was utterly hilarious and I loved it.

Two, I find myself really wanting to play that card game. :derpytongue2:

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One, thanks, I appreciate it.
Two, make sure you use the Cheerilee card. For reasons.

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This was kind of the point of the fic.
Don't worry, though. Cheerilee is actually fine. The card and this fic are both just a joke, see? There's nopony actually trapped inside. That would be absolutely ridiculous. :pinkiecrazy:

OKay... Twilight is insane... I'm scared.:fluttershysad:

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Why would perfect, innocent Twilight :twilightsmile: be insane? If anypony is, it would be Cheerilee for thinking she's stuck inside a card game. I mean, really? That's completely impossible. :pinkiecrazy:

Hysterical and highly inventive. I cracked up at Trixie's Private Show. Liked and faved!

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You're just jealous of the Great and Powerful flank. :trixieshiftleft: Trixie would never stoop so low as to perform for moronic, magicless monkeys. Trixie has standards!

4589045 Who wouldn't be jealous of that toned, cerulean expanse... I can hear Seth panting from here.

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Hmmph! :trixieshiftright: Trixie is pleased with your compliments, but she still refuses to perform for you. Trixie only gives private shows to ponies she really likes.
N-not that Trixie is saying she actually loves anypony! Trixie is just saying that if she was madly in love, she might consider a private show. But she isn't.

I enjoyed the fic for the most part. It was well thought out and pretty funny, but the dark ending felt very jarring and unnecessary to me as a reader. Other than that, very funny. Especially enjoyed the Discord scene. Priceless. :rainbowlaugh:

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:twilightblush: Considering a lot of themes in the card game, and the card I was basing the fic on, I wasn't sure how else I could end it. Leaving how Cherilee came to be trapped in a card game unexplained when it's the entire premise of the fic would probably not have gone well. And then, since the game is specifically about Twilight's Secret Shipping Folder, I don't think anypony else would know to put her there. Thus, insane Twilight ending.

Glad to know you liked the rest though. Thanks! :twilightsmile:

The moment you realize this is an actual card game

Woah... TWILIGHT IS EVIIIIIIIIIL!!! :pinkiegasp: This was hilarious, and I wish there was more... :fluttercry: but that's okay, this was a good fanfiction anyway. *likes*

Holy crap! That was terrifying!

How can I make sure that this never happens again?

<Favourites> <Thumbs>

There, that'll hold 'em.

Oh dark comedy how I love thee.:twilightsmile:
Nice take on a card that screams to have this story made.:pinkiehappy:

I'm just sitting here waiting for a good Yugioh Abriged joke in the comments. :eeyup:

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Clearly, this is the best course of action.

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Indeed. As soon as I saw the card, I knew that it had to be.

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Oh come on. You don't have to be a gay clown to tell that those references don't stand a ghost of a chance here.

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That moment when you realize that this subsequently means Cheerilee must be aware she is stuck in this fanfic as well, given the title, chapter name, and short description.

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Twilight: And then i pair Cherilee with herself along with the Rule 63 card.
Spike: But that is against the rules Twi !
Twilight: Screw the rules, im an alicorn

how do you play the actual game

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The moment you realize Twilight made the card game JUST to get back at Cheerilee.

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That moment where you realize that The card game is still being expanded on, and more cards are constantly being added. Then, the moment where you realize that must be Twilight's doing, since she is the game's creator, and then realize the reasons she might have for adding new 'cards'.

4594397 I meant how to use it with vassal

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As far as I know, you download the Vassal engine by itself, then you import the TSSSF cards and mod in. I'm not exactly sure how it works, but Vassal probably has a tutorial of sorts on how to play games. I haven't tried it myself, so if you have more specific questions, I'd ask the team that made the game, not me.

Somepony'll probably have a guide on how to do it up soon enough though, if there isn't one already.

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For some strange reason, Cheerilee's panicked face never fails to make me grin. That's probably all I need to say to make my opinion clear on this matter.

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... You win the realization battle.

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Hooray, I love winning! :rainbowwild:
Is there a prize, Twilight? Please tell me there's a prize for figuring that one out.:rainbowkiss:
...:rainbowderp:
Wait! No, Twilight! I didn't mean it! Honest!

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I guess I play... Rainbow Dash?
Huh, I don't remember you making this card, Twilight.

Twilight: It's an... er... New, card. :twilightsheepish:

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Huh... Never thought I'd tell you this Twilight, but your grammar is wrong. You should have said 'a new card,' not 'an.' :moustache:

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I'm using a Kindle Fire. Infamous for their terrible keyboards.

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:moustache: Sure, why not.

Besides, it's not like Twi's gonna blast me with magic just for correcting her spelling or anything.

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hey man, you know any way i can play this on-line that doesn't involve spending money?

cause i'm, like, really broke.

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I've never actually played the game, to be honest. Apparently, it's available for Vassal or something, and you can find that on the tumbr for free, but other than that, I know nothing about how to play it online.

Ask yourself this.
Is this the real Cheerilee... or does this story just follow the personality of the playing card? :trixieshiftright:

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Considering Twilight's final dialogue, I might hazard a guess as to which.

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I'm not so sure. The insanity is strong with this Twilight.

This makes me think of the I'm Trapped in.[blank) book series

Examples

1.help I'm trapped in body of a professional wrestler

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

That ending is actually deeply disturbing.

I don't whether to hate this fic or love it.

I guess that's a good sign.

But now I can't help wonder what the final four cards Twilight picked we-- *starts imagining* OHGOD!!!!!

It amuses me to imagine this story itself as one of the stories that Twilight Sparkle wrote.

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