Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadance are bad, bad, mares.
(No sex takes place, but, it is discussed briefly.)
Thanks to Keytapper and CookieMonstar for their editing, proofreading, and assorted nonsense.
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I'm amused and disgusted. How did you do that?
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"We have ways."
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I'm worried about your current mental state. And who you're hanging out with. And when, for that matter.
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On a site where stories of mares with dicks get featured frighteningly frequently, I think this story is rather beNEIGHN.
On second thought, maybe you're right to worry.
But are they bad enough to save the president?
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i.imgur.com/Mc1UYrz.gif
Not if they have any hangups about eating meat.
4586295 I am surprised you actually got the reference
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I'm currently watching SGDQ on my other monitor, so yeah, big video game nut here.
By the way, the very first reply I made to someone's comment about this story is a reference to a game. I wonder if you could spot it...
This....yes 8D
Must fav, MUSHT FOLLOW e,......,o
I HAVE MET YET ANOTHAR PERV HUEHEHEHEHEUEHEUHEUEHEUEEE
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Nah. no reference to games in the story itself. Just my first reply to shutaro.
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Hate to break it to you, but these types of stories are not the norm for me. I usually do sugary shipfics... usually involving a certain pink pony.
Of course, that's not to say I'll never do a story like this again....
Ha, I liked it. I'll feature it on the blog I work for.
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Sounds great! I'm not expecting a whole lot out of this fic, to be honest. It was mostly just an insane idea thrown together at a red-eye hour.
Glad you enjoyed it.
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Whaaaat... she's living in a castle for crying out loud!
4589684 Royal butt cleaner........ Trixie doe </3 *Forever feels sad*
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If you have to clean a butt, it might as well be Celestia or Luna's.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha (Con. on page 2) Best. Comedy. Ever.
4600870 Nice profile pic, reminds me of Christians
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Wat
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Actually I was going for something more like this.
4668638 Was talking to the guy with the pic of Twilight that said "It's magic, I don't have to explain crap to you" like Christians
I don't usually stop to write comments, but this? This was too good. I LOVE how you captured canon Twilight's personality early on and then the ending? HA! I'm definitely going to be scrolling through your work as soon as I get time to sit down and read again!
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Eh, don't get too excited. Most of my other stories are mostly kissy horses. (shipping, no clop)
The other one close to this was diarrhea dash, which you might enjoy.
I'm glad you enjoyed this story though.
I'm just glad these bad, bad mares didn't do anything bad to Spike. The fandom's dismissal (and poor treatment) of him put a hindrance on the comedic value of Spike abuse a long fkng time ago.
Trixie, on the other hand, is hilarious to abuse. Mainly because of her established quirks and the wacky way she responds to bad news and mortal peril.
Haha, never would have guessed Twilight was guilt tripping the princesses (and everypony else as it seems...)
Very nice fanfic.
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Actually that served two purposes. It gave Celestia a chance to show a little remorse, and let Twilight, who they mock pretty heavily, to come out a bit better.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Nope nothing to say...Im done I was eating popcorn. thats it done just done Im broke THANK YOU!! *leaves*
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Ah, it’s the Alicorn genes...