A continuation of the Xenoverse the day of Twilight's ascension in which an Irish blacksmith and hunter named Galen, who was raised in a medieval tourist trap of a village is brought to Equestria, along with his dog, due to said ascension.
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BRAVO. Excellent chapter.
I am really enjoying the way you are flushing out the main and some secondary characters. You have my appreciation for the attention to detail you are putting forth.
Well done!
Well done mate, another great chapter.
I particularly liked the silent interaction between Mrs Cake and Galen, one little sentence showed the love and worry she has for Pinkie and the promise of swift and ruthless retribution should ole mate break her heart.
It was also good to see a bit of a throw back to his letter to the girls about how he wants to see Pinkie happy for her own sake, a reiteration that she can be and not have the residual happiness she brings forth in others be her only form of sustenance.
The mutual feeding thing was a cute addition, quite a touching and sensual moment for the two.
All in all a corker of a chapter, cheers mate.
P.S. I'm still pissed at you, you deer rootin raccoon fondler for making his actual pony rootin mate(and I'm not talking about the magical pastel talking kind) back in Ireland a flamin Aussie.
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What's the matter, you fuckwit? Would it be more accurate to have him own a herd of stallions since you Aussies have such a meat heavy diet? Nothing rounds out your average meal quite like a thick, juicy kielbasa with a feta cheese surprise at the end
Also, glad you enjoyed the chapter
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OH... IT... IS... ON!!!
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If you can tear yourself away from slathering your privates with peanut butter and sitting outside to let the local dingoes go to town on ya, I'm sure there might be some competition, mate But being as that's not the case, I'm sure you can slap something together that will turn out better than your jerry rigged coolant repair job involving some spit and your crustiest cum sock...
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Starting with the classics I see,
Better.
Now to see if I can articulate an appropriate rebuttal.
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Right-o wank stain, your inherent knowledge of crusty cum socks demonstrates you penchant for knuckle dusting. Therefore it would a safe assumption that the duration between chapter additions would be a direct reflection on the amount of time you like to spend trying to confirm your hypothesis.(through self sampling of course.) That pineapple juice does indeed affect the chemistry of your own scrotum contents.
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I have third party verification (by none other than your own sister) that the contents of my hundred carrot jewels are top notch. A piddly little seven carrot pair that you're packing probably needs all the garlic and pineapple you can get just to get up to par...
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It appears family members are fair game.
Third party aye?
With the amount of tadpoles your mum has imbibed over the years I would have thought her wealth of knowledge in areas of;
- Taste,
- Texture,
- Viscosity,
- Quality, and
- Quantity would have covered all your needs second party verification.
For starters it's *CARAT ya flamin drongo, and if your party favors are hard and lumpy like a diamond you should consult a licensed physician.
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It's actually pretty hard not to get third party input when my output coats everyone from the second to the sixth... As far as mams go, I'm sure yours would have much more experience since she probably set up shop in the px for town's military base...
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Let's get off mums, cause I just got off yours...
Speaking of which, You've got to tell her to stop baking cookies for me each time I get her to cum... I'm getting fat.
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Only if you get your sis to stop riding shotgun... It's a poor substitute for the real thing, not to mention that standard buckshot ain't got nothin' on me when I go off
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Hows that? What, like a burning sensation and the stench of phosphates ? I'm convinced you really should see that physician now, in the very least one of those confidential clinics that Westboro like to picket.
You and your boyfriend can walk proudly hand in hand past those bigots, heads held high in the knowledge that even though neither of you can bare children you can both share the comparative pain of getting your little Japs eyes scraped out with a beach umbrella.
Never before have I been so amused by a string of comment replies as I have been here!
And here I thought that it was just Galen who liked to trade barbs!
Great job creating an adorably cuddly Pinkie, I just can't get enough.
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if you were moulded by the insults, then your parents should get a refund because not only does it look like you came out lumpy, but underbaked as well...
As far as the burning sensation, what can I say? When you're too hot to handle, there's bound to be some side effects
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Wow...
You really are all about overcompensation aren't you? I feel there are some serious underlying issues there.
Lets dig those up with a 50ton excavator shall we?(which I might add, I can and do operate!)
You need to let go of your insecurities regarding your rampant homosexuality,
It's perfectly normal forIt's normal..It's fine(hang on I can get this.)Umm...
Lets go with... Relatively, not overly fucked up, (Yeah that'll do.) to want to do the things you want to other men. I mean I've been handed leaflets before by shaved headed Hari-Krishna's that tell me to love my fellow man as well. I just took it as respectful life advise. You took it to a whole other level. You saw it as divine commandment handed down from above to go forth and LOVE your fellow man.
In every Gas station dunny,
Behind every back ally hopper bin,
Every dark 1:45pm showing of some B-grade, French-Canadian romantic comedy that no-one really knows why they run,(But you know don't you?) and
Every men's water polo team locker room that you can.
It's OK I won't judge you. No-one here will and considering the subject matter to which this comment is attached no-one here has any flamin right to, myself included.
Now embrace it,(the idea that is, and not the closest hairdresser named Stephan) and come out of the closet, tell the world.
You're here,
You're queer,
Get used to it
Ya cocksucker...
Time for a round of 'Spot The Typo':
A fun what?
Great chapter overall, can't wait for more.
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I rather enjoy how your personal insecurities and experiences are projecting onto myself... I mean, Stephan is rather specific, don't you think? Not to mention his job and that list of locales you gave. I'm sure you two left them in deplorable shape after your bender to justify your "experimentation." Then there's the photos you probably have on your phone documenting your sex-capades.
Then the missus saw them... I'm pretty sure she was radioactive for a few minutes until she had a thought that you and your boy toy would probably make for some fine entertainment. Fast forward to a Friday night in the present time and we'd probably fine her on a chaise lounge sipping wine while you and Stephan put on a show for her to enjoy...
As far as closets go, I'm sure that if a black light were to shine in yours, I'm sure that the light show would be hallmarked as a Jackson Pollock masterpiece
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If you (or anyone else for that matter) want to trade barbs, feel free to lob some at me or my mate here Fair warning though, I have plenty of experience and when I get sleep deprived, I get extraordinarily clever
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I accepted my insecurities and limitations long ago, I'm old enough now not to care anymore. I certainly have no need to project them onto others, when you graduate from sucking on your mum's tit you'll understand.
Those list of locales you seem keen on copying down for future reference, you Vegemite Valley Crusader were groomed from check-in status updates on your Facebook page,(so you shouldn't need to write them down.) With your preferential inclinations and the frequency of the posts I simply made the extrapolation.
I have noticed in this story that you seem to have a thing for "Bashing" Rainbow Dash at any opportunity. And we all know what social group has adopted her as their mascot...
Let's examine that shall we?
First meeting
- You portray her as the ominous presence out the window ready to "Assault you Galen." should he stray from the path, you conveniently left out of righteousness.(hmmm... Incorporating your own self loathing into your work perhaps?)
Second meeting
- Upon discovering Galen, she barely gets a word out when
YouGalen verbally tears her a new one.You'reGalen is just too tired and too confused tosafely ignore the ideals she representsrespond to her quieries. (More anecdotal evidence?)Third meeting
- Rainbow Dash is once again portrayed as being the antagonist and made to apologize for her actions, as the tour through town progresses towards Sweet Apple Acres, she constantly refutes all of Galen's claims of a shadowy figure in pursuit.(What is that shadow? Is it your Galen's insecurities, with Homosexuality Rainbow trying to lull you him into a false sense of security and that it's all in Your his head.)
Forth meeting - The deal with the Devil
-
YouGalen andHomosexualityRainbow sit down at the table for a "Drinking Match." Dash on one side andyouGalen facing off from the otherto bargain for your soul.The contest ends in a tie of course.(You aren't ready to admit it to yourself just yet, but don't wont to completely eliminate the option...)I'll leave it there for now, surely the will be many battles between
your psycheGalen andHomosexualityRainbow Dash to come.P.S. Don't knock the closet thing. Auto-erotic asphyxiation during sensory deprivation, by means of hanging in the dark from the hanger rod with a belt wrapped your neck while you Pat The Platypus is an experience I suggest you try. If it was good enough for Michael Hutchence then it's good enough for you.
Heh, I'm wondering when Galen's going to meet the rest of Pinkie's family? Poor guy, he's got a whole other set of parents to impress.
I noticed you didn't mention the name of the doctor- I'm guessing it's Doc Vital Signs, since he treats Lero, and is by extension, Equestria's foremost expert on human physiology.
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Don't be tempted by that regurgitated cat turd.I got your back.
As soon as He saw the words CANDY and MAN in your username his eyes would have lit up like a flamin Christmas Tree, his two favourite things.
Then you wacked a 20 after it, his knees would have buckled. His favourite age of his "companions."(He just tells his mum they're helping him move furniture around his room, and to ignore the grunting and banging.)
Finish that off with a XX and... Well... Umm...
I can't think of anything for that just yet but it'll come to me.
He claims he wants to trade barbs...
And by that he meant verbal jousting...
And by that he meant oral jousting...
And by that he meant he wants you to... well you know.
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.40S&W is the caliber of the pistol I carry concealed, and always keep on me. I prefer to use a .45ACP or a 5.56mm for general purposes. If I need to get up close and personal, I'll use my Karate, Tae Kwon Do, my knives, and combatives training. No need to use something that could be potentially clunky and slow.
5722215 Kinda hard to miss when they are chained to the floor... but, I get where you're coming from.
Songahm or another style?
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It says great grandfoals
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Maybe mount it on the wall on a plaque?
Please have him get to gather with Alex