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Tennis Match Fan

Never forget when I was discussing villains with my friend; I said "villains are hot" while thinking specifically about the Dazzlings. He'll never know.


Royal lunch. Why does it seem like the Royal Sisters get into endless trouble, even during lunch? Anyway, Celestia gets a carrot stuck in her nose. Luna laughs.

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Free bunny adoptions yay

4570258 Let's steal Angel and give him to somepony besides Fluttershy.

Very funny story. Needs editing, though. Get an editor to clean this up for you.

Well. This was quite random.

I'd rate it 6/10, cause I was expecting crackfic, but this'll do.

Celestia is stupid. Lol.

Great job! :twilightsmile: would read again.

Celestia...you dork.:facehoof:
Still was funny doh. :rainbowlaugh:

My god you actually wrote it.

A decent attempt, though perhaps too reliant on loud screaming and slapstick for my tastes.

Another story crossed off the list!


Princess Celestia Gets A Carrot Stuck in Her Nose

Nose? When I saw the beginning of that title...I thought it was going to end very differently.


I think you know what thought.:trollestia:

4574801 Ooooh I think I get it now. :twilightblush:


I'm going to start celebrating carrot day on August 4th.

Well, what do you know? Carrot day is my birthday. Huzzah!

Very random, with great mental images.

4584057 What a coincidence! :raritystarry:

I wrote this for "Stories that Don't Exist but Should." They have a list of story ideas to choose from.:twilightsmile:

Congrats!! That was awesome!!:pinkiehappy: Now if only I had time to finish my ONE story... :scootangel:

That needs to be a thing! :rainbowkiss:

Is it exactly 1000 words on purpose, or......

4634200 When I saw I needed five more words to reach the limit, yes, I did manage to get five words exactly in. :twilightsmile:

Carrot Day is 2 days after my Birthday! HUZZAH! er i mean, huzzah!

Great Story, funny funny funny!

There are no words. :rainbowlaugh:

This story is... *falls out of chair.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Awesome, just plain f***ing awesome,

u are a boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile::trollestia:

Follow me and i will follow you:twilightsmile:

oops i already did!:derpyderp2:

I have read this a few times, and every time I do I want an infinite like button to press :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile::raritywink::ajsmug::yay:

5071024 Thanks! :pinkiehappy: Wouldn't it be fun to have a like button to press over and over! :derpytongue2:

okay, now this was exactly what I needed. Pure comedy gold right here. I loved it. XD

HELP ME!!! I...CAN'T....STOP....LAUGHING! :twistnerd:

So the almighty ruler of Equestria's greatest weakness is...a carrot stuck in her nose?
Oh man, this was a hilarious story to read! I enjoyed reading yet another very short but very funny and random fanfic. Great job!

August 4th- I'll remember that! :trollestia:


Princess Luna Gets a Carrot Stuck in her Nose. :twilightsheepish:

5940006 Princess Luna Gets a Teapot stuck in her nose. :trollestia:

Needs a bit longer paragraphs. Other than that, and the fact that it relies on sceaming too much...

Announcing the newest Equestrian holiday: Carrot Day! In honor of the Royal sisters, Carrot Day will take place each year on August 4th. Festivities are to include carrot themed foods, free bunny adoptions, and carrot themed decorations. Officially listened by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

:rainbowkiss: YEY

Twilight gets a carrot stuck I her nose. XD

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