• Member Since 8th Apr, 2012
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Phil Argus


Rarity is best pony all years every year including leap years.

Comments ( 64 )

Interesting.. Well written..
Thumbs!

Hilariously awkward. An almost anti-clopfic.

425881
Just as planned. :trixieshiftleft:

That was beautifully written, and I mean that honestly. I wouldn't be surprised if this got featured! I expect great things from you... and Rarity :ajsmug: in the future.

This exact same story was uploaded yesterday by "BronyUnite", right here.

all the banginess of a clop-fic, with all the meta humor and heartwarminess of a not clop-fic, well done
:rainbowkiss:

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Thanks for pointing it out. That guy's a phony. I am the true author of this fic. My pen name appears in the afterword, and was submitted in the Heroku clopfic directory under my name as well.

Brilliant.

425951
Well it's a shame that happened.
Hope you get at least equal to or more likes and favs than the other guy.

425951
No problem, and I am glad to see you got the issue sorted out. Now, hopefully everyone who commented and faved the other story will transfer their praises over here to the actual author.

Great story but now when I hear what I love I will have nasty thoughts in my head lol.

Magnificient.

There is too much win in this fic for me to address it all.

So all I will say is: I love you.

And Rarity is best pony (sexually, anyway; Pinkie beats her in the general sense :raritywink:)

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C'mere, you. *hugs*

435281

Aww :heart:

Now get off me and go write a sequel >:3

436484
This was meant to be a one-shot, but to the moon with it, why not. I already have a few ideas in my head.

a3V

(Based on true events)

You should put that in your description for a laugh.

That Rarity is a very good friend of mine. This a very well written clop-fic.

439678
Do you know her personally? How's she doing? I showed this to her but she never said anything about it to me. :/ I wonder if she didn't like it at all.

I must agree about the story your talking about, one of the few that have been enough to make me cry.

Meeester
Moderator

Ha, a very satisfying read. While not my favorite pony, this was a great story.:raritywink:

"MAMA'S COMING"
ಠ_ಠ

After that I couldn't stop smirking at everything that happened afterwards. I liked this story, keep up the good work!

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Comedy wasn't my intention when I initially started on it. I don't really do comedy very well. Glad to know I managed to pull it off. :rainbowkiss:

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I don't know her face to face, but we've been good friends for awhile now. She did read even if she doesn't read clopfics at all. She does agree that it's well written and all, just doesn't like the use of the vulgar words like cock and pussy. And I think she didn't read it all either, again seeing how she doesn't read clopfics.

Also she's doing fine now, shes back to her old self again, but don't try to talk to her about it, she's trying to leave that in the past.

Also, not sure if you seen me post on her wall but I'm Applejack (FiM).

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Ah, you're Applejack! Of course I see you posting on the wall. Like, all the time. Very nice to meet you, glad you enjoyed my story. :pinkiehappy:

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Your Welcome! Hope to more of you! :raritywink:

That story about you and your ex singing "What is Love?" was the funniest parts of the fic, I honestly laughed out loud. :rainbowlaugh:

You're awesome dude, you've earned a watcher :raritywink::moustache:



~Jack

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Thank you kindly! :ajsmug: I'm glad it made you laugh, I was actually afraid it might come off a little too tacky at first. I showed it to a few of my good buddies before publishing it and they cringed somewhat at it, although they didn't necessarily say it was a bad thing. :rainbowwild:

Comment posted by XxTestName69xX deleted Jul 27th, 2013

This was my very first FiM fanfiction read. Congrats. You actually converted me to FiM. I actually started watching the show after I read this. And...
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I... Wow. Welcome to the herd, good sir. I certainly would not have expected something like this to become somebody's first foray into ponies (writing sexual stuff about a TV show meant for little girls isn't exactly the first impression of this fandom I wanted to give to anybody in this world), but I'm relieved to see you're not turned off by it. You came in at a pretty good time; season 2 just ended and season 3 isn't for a few months at least, that gives you plenty of time to catch up. :pinkiehappy:

538359 Yeah, Im up to Season 1 Episode 17 but Youtube took the vids down. I could watch em on Netflix but its a shared account. so...

Damn that was good, i loved it.:rainbowkiss:

i carnt listen to what is love in the same way again >.<

You can't deny how awesome a song it is, that one. I wouldn't have thought about utilizing it that way if I hadn't actually done so myself. :raritywink:

I love this! Unique and one of a kind!:derpytongue2:

:rainbowlaugh: my appendage and I forgive you :pinkiehappy:

another well done HIE well dine sir +1 :ajsmug:

HiE? Seriously?

I don't like that some ponies instantly label anything human-related as Human-in-Equestria. I'm not some typical brony who only has fantasies of going to Equestria and not have the creativity to think of other things like ponies coming to earth. :raritydespair:

I didn't read this for anything more than a cure for boredom.
That said, I will play "What Is Love" every time I need to kill a boner from now on. Thanks for that, I suppose... The cure may have something to do with Don't Eat the Mushroom.

That's just as well; I hang out w)th my brony friends all the time (they've all read my clopfic before) and I give them hell every time What Is Love plays from somewhere.

JUMMY. that is all:heart::heart::heart:

This... oh wow, this. Didn't fully boner due to laughing to hard but still, that was pretty intimately written!

So I just went back to take a look at this piece of work I had written goodness knows how many moons ago.

All I can say is good heavens, what a shoddy piece of work it is. Story's just all over the place with no coherent plot whatsoever, with some scenes thrown in for no real reason at all, apart from blatant self-gratification.

Bad gary stu self-insert 0/10. :raritydespair:

So beautiful :twilightblush:. I LOVED IT :scootangel::raritystarry:
P.s. maybe you can read my story my day in ponyville

I skillfully rubbed the tip of my nose up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, and it seemed to please

my nose up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, and it seemed

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right

You silly bastard you

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Well y'know what? I read it just now and I liked it. I mean sure, it's something of a self-insert wish-fulfillment fic, but I felt that the focus human was a normal enough guy to be an escapist character rather than an outright gary stu. And the wish fulfillment aspect is eminently relatable. I mean come on, what brony doesn't want to meet their favorite character from the show and compare notes with them on how closely their world matches up with canon and fanon? The intimacy is the icing on the cake. ^_^

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Thanks for the comment, I really needed that. Sometimes when you move on you can't help but wonder why you did some things you did because you realize the absurdity of it. I just needed to be reminded of my former motivations, the way I initially felt when writing it, accept it for what I was before, and move on without regrets.:pinkiesmile:

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