117 The Eternal Guardian

by Nanofield

Waking Up, Non-Canon Chapter

Twilight awoke with a panicked expression on her face. Looking around, she regathers her bearings. "Ok. I'm still in the library. That's good." She gets up, out of her bed. What time is it? She looks at the clock on her desk. It's three in the morning? *yawns* Perhaps a glass of milk will help. Twilight heads downstairs and goes into the kitchen. I shouldn't be up this late. I have... *yawns* something, something to do tomorrow. "What's tomorrow? Thursday. Think, what am I doing tomorrow? Too early to think about it. I'm going back to bed."

After her quick drink, she returns to her bed. That's the last time I read a history book and a science fiction book in the same night before bed. As a matter of fact, I'll stay away from science fiction all together. *yawns* A big, hairless, smart, space ape in metal armor wooing the princess. Crazy dream. Too bad I won't know how the war ended with the Changelings. As Twilight drifts back to sleep, she has one final thought. Let's hope for no more crazy sci-fi dreams. Unfortunately for her, the land of dreams has another one of its 'crazy dreams' lined up for her. This one has her and Discord on a spaceship, the ESS Enterpony, fighting off the giant cube shaped ships of an alien race.

Author's Note:

Well, that was fun.
Yes, that was the end.
There is no way I am going to continue it.
This is totally over.
No chance whatsoever that this is some elaborate joke.
Hehe...
Ok... yes, this was an April Fool's day joke. I have decided to keep it here as a non-canon chapter.

Comments

[PlieRow666]

that is not real chapter it is?

[Mr Dorito]

Ha, great April Fools Joke you got there.

[ForwardDusk]

Oh thats the end....wait..... *looks at calendar*.......I BEEN APRIL FOOLED!!!!

[Requiem17]

XD *turns out to be actual canon*

[Reality-Related]

I was actually saying- MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! I WILL TEAR HIM APART AND- Oh its april fools day.

[Nanofield]

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Yes, it is an April Fool's day joke; and, based on Dalek15's reaction, a better one than Knighty's. This chapter will be removed at the end of the day. (12:00 AM EST GMT-5, or at least somewhere around there) I don't know what it will do to the comments or my view count, but I can't have this stay here now can I. This story is far from over, rest assured of that.

[Requiem17]

5811383 no srsly, could still be canon XD

[Lord Shaxx]

5810150 #YOLO

[Lord Shaxx]

5809841 The fact that we live in Minnesota means that we've been getting April Fool's jokes for the past 12 hours, and for the next 6 or so to come. Aren't we lucky?

[Requiem17]

5812725 I'm surprised you still remember where I live XD

[Lord Shaxx]

5812755 Eh. I remember what I want to, AKA everything not pertaining to my high school homework.

[Requiem17]

5812764 XD aren't we all!

[Nanofield]

5812764 What homework?

[Reality-Related]

5811383 Goody!

[HellBreaker]

[Armageden]

WAT!

[carlos1802]

Later Celestia talks to Twilight " And that's how I met your (grand x?) father..." , Twilight shocked "wait, whaaat???", and Luna nervously "Surprise niece ..."