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This story is a sequel to The Origin Of Moonbutt
Twilight Sparkle is now aware of Princess Celestia's nickname being 'Sunbutt,' and Princess Luna's nickname being 'Moonbutt.'
But the answer to one question still eludes her: Does Cadence have a nickname?
With this in mind, she decides that maybe it's time she paid her dear sister-in-law a visit...
(Takes place before Season 6. Reading the prequels is not required.)
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I laughed multiple times doing this story! I tip my (Metaphorical) hat off to you.
Have a like my good sir
Reminds me of "Sunbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass" .
I may need glasses, I read 'The Origin of Butthurt' the first time I saw it for some reason...
Amazing and very funny story, have a mustache: 
This was amusing. Have a like.
I think if this was my older brother, I'd down a bottle of vodka instead of the tea. What my family members ogle is not for me to know.
Mm... Heartbutt...
Stupid, sexy Cadance.
I always preferred "Princess Lovebutt," thought it had a nice ring to it.
But I like the story - super cute
Featured on the day it was published. Also fact here: The name buttheart is also a name to say that you're an idiot to the extremities.
7099404 i'd reply to this comment saying that was hilarious but i'm too buttheart up by how humerus both the story and the comment itself.
Starbutt....Starbucks
Admittedly, I was a bit concerned with the direction this story would take, given the title and context, but when I finish ed I was pleasantly surprised with how relatively "PG" it was compared to some other fanfics I'm not entirely proud of reading. The humor was spot on, as well; I think you've managed to capture Cadence and Shining Armor's personalities perfectly, which made this a very enjoyable read, to say the least!
All good stories, and then when Twi tells her story to someone, it will be "Oh, I got it from Cady because she decided I should have it. The end."
Was expecting more of Sparklebutt, but whatever.
7102881 Man... Put more Undertale jokes/references anywhere and I'm going to have to hug you
Let's just say I worked myself down to the bone to make that one. No really, I wasn't a joke. I really read 'Butthurt' at first time.
7104561 Knock knock. (go for it)
7104775 *Toriel's voice* Who's there?
7104781 Updog.
7104783 What's updog?
7104787 I dunno what's up with you?
7104790 *Turn Down for What Playing* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH:
I thought you did go for the 'dishes' one, but this is even better 
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That's you right now. I got so burned
*sigh* Fandom, I thought we'd agreed on this. Her nickname is "Candybutt." I know, I know, that should be Bonbon's, but I don't make the rules.
...
Still reading the heck out of all three of these stories, though.
7108279
Sorry, but I never got that memo.
7109255
At least, that's what EqD tends to call her. But, all in good fun.
Also, there's a type of sunflower seed butter (like peanut butter) called "Sunbutter," and I can't not think of Celestia when I see it in the store.
I think a more accurate name for Twilight would be Bookbutt.
This was a nice little end to the series. 
Thank goodness that Twilight didn't show baby pictures of Spike to her friends.
Standard fare
Nonetheless, a pretty hilarious story.
7108279 don t forget her title/nickname given by the changellins "Princess of Food"
Funny, as earlier in my love of the fandom I saw somepony coin the nickname "Locketbutt" for Cadence ... and I've used it ever since.
And Sparklebutt works better, especially since a fanfic Sunset Shimmer gave it to Twiley, and thus my Headcanon was updated to accept that as Twiley's nickname
I can't resist laughing, somehow the butt jokes work.
7109255
If we are giving ponies nicknames here are sojenfor every pony
Applejack- Applebutt
I remember reading the other two stories, but somehow I missed this one and only found it now by chance.
One question: Did he get his suit back? Or did Cadance decide to keep it?
(And just why is that the first question of his mother? I mean, there are so many things to aks and she decided to ask this?!)
Small note:
You are making an common typo here: Shining Armour and Cadence.
It should be Shining Armor and Cadance.
7992068
I'm British; we spell 'Armour' with a 'u.'
Secondly, 'Cadence' is how I hear it pronounced, so that's how I spell it.
7996923
Maybe, but that doesn't change the fact it is spelled "Armor". Just because you live in another country you don't suddenly write your name different.
Even Fimfiction uses "Armor", despite they are also using "colour".
Same with "Cadance". You write the name how it is written, not how it is spelled.
But I lost count how often I already has that argument.
The best (and only) thing I can do is give you advice how it is done correctly. It's your decision what to do about it.
7997980
What are you on about? 'Armour' is spelt with a 'u' in British English, and I am British.
Honestly, how hard is that to understand?
I'm not the only person who spells it 'Cadence,' you know.
No, your advice is to tell me how to do it the American way. I am not American.
When are you going to write origin of 'starbutt'?
I thought her nickname was lovebutt?
9417147
To some people it is, but to me it's 'Heartbutt.'
we just need a sparkel but chapter now or a buggy butt or a nickname for all leaders
Sparkle but beats starbutt lol unless a star hits it
Sparklebutt would be a better nickname in my opinion.