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Standard Namespace


He's this guy, who writes stuff.

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Favorited, upvoted, adored.
OK, now to actually READ IT. :P

Post-reading:
OK, so by my count, we've got Pinkie Pie Answers, Kinkie Pie, Surprise, Pinkamena, Hot-Blooded Pinkie Pie, and a gaggle of more "standardized" Pinkies, if that is even a thing that is possible.
They are all awesome, and I stand by my earlier statements of adoration. Eff. Yes.

ARGH! A SEQUEL! WHY? WHY WOULD YOU CURSE US WITH THIS-?!

I'll read it later.

Number Five's a spy? My God.

x.x damn it haha. Animal husbandry, always so screwy. love it!

good sequel tah th' first one.

WHY DO I LIKE THESE!?

(Favorites):pinkiesmile:

madness, sheer madness.
cant say i dont love it, though.

>_>
<_<
Any chance for a Fluttershy or AJ one next?

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Back off.
She's mine.

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Inb4 thousands of story views (and feature?)

:twilightsmile::rainbowkiss::pinkiehappy::yay::ajsmug::raritystarry:

Can I slap that woman for calling 13 a whore?

This is my fetish.

Loved it!! Please tell me there are gonna be more of these.

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422250 yes. LET THE SLAPPING COMENCE! :twilightangry2: DIE, EVIL WIFE!!!

dude i am kinda worried about you right know
just how fucked up do you dudes have to be

good writing i guess, but the plot continues to be some scary shit

It takes a strange mind to come up with a theme such as this, and a GREAT mind to write it as well as you do.
I really appreciate how the story itself complements the erotica, and vice-versa. I don't see enough of that on the internet as a whole.

Some constructive criticism, though, you misspelled "panted" in Number One's... 'oral examination'... So maybe one more read-through before submitting?

Even with the sparse errors, though, it was a great read, and I hope you write more. :pinkiehappy:
-Warlord

I wonder what Pinkie milk is used for?

Sixteen Pinkie Pies is like I dunno, a fast lane to brain damage. And Pinkamena is just terrifying.

Keep up the work with your Animal Husbandry series!

can we get a Rainbow dash one next.....please.

Awww! I really like you, Standard Namespace. You managed to follow Animal Husbandry with another story just as good! This is pretty special. Wouldn't have been half as good if not for Thirteenamina :ajsmug: :pinkiesad2:

Meh, I liked it. Strange for sure but I liked is.

Cool story.
One for each of the mane 6?

Every time one of the Pinkie's went "boop," I could help but chuckle.

Heaven forbid a Celestia version comes out. That would spell the end for us all. :pinkiegasp:

oh god, what's wrong with me. :pinkiecrazy:

I freaking love this series, but seriously you need to do a Rarity version. I don't care if it would be prohibitively expensive to run a practical operation, that's a minor detail that can be ignored for clop's sake; I just want to have a sixteen-some with mai waifu.

I hope that you're going to do this with the whole manecast. I love it!:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

fucking loved it.
glad you made another:moustache:

This might sound strange, considering it's a clopfic, but... y'know what? there's serious moments of adorableness and actual STORY in this. I love it when my clop has actual plot :heart:

Fluttershy next? I mean, if that's ok with you.

Or Vinyl Scratch. Oh god 16 ponies playing dubtrot and drinking cheap alcohol. Better yet 8 vinyls and 8 Octavia's. An octet of Octavia's!!!!!!

loved the first one, loved this one, can not wait for the next. I can not wait for the fluttershy one, yellow milk = yellow butter!?! what kind of weird shit is yellow butter?! (joke -.-) can not wait tho...:heart::heart:

you neeeeed to write a rainbow dash one. :D :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

Derpy needs to be next. I DEMAND IT!!! :derpyderp2: :derpyderp1:

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I don't believe you!!! It should be :derpytongue2: then :yay:

I could see sme problems having the mane six cast each with a separate story in tuis same fashion. But doing the story would either make it unbearably long or just to hard to write. Fluttershy would always be shy until sh warmed to you. But still be submissive. Rarity would be way to hard to please. Rainbow dash would be the easier choice since it would be quick and to the point since she hates waiting. Applejack would more than likely want it rough and may be into S&M. Twilight might be the reclus of the bunch being a student of celestial and all. Book worms tend to find interesting things about sex and may want to try everything they read in something like the Kama sutra. And experiment win various thing as well.
So in short.

Rarity = to hard
Fluttershy = To submissive
Applejack = rough
Rainbow dash = quick n dirty
Twilight sparkle = everything all at once

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Well, Twilight was done in the first story, "Animal Husbandry". Lots of people seemed to like that one. You might want to have a look.

More! More characters, I say! More!

Excellent! I have no idea how any human could handle 16 pinkies & I guess that first guy couldn't handle it. It wasn't really made clear why he left though, was it really too much or did the girlfriend have something to do with it? This was another charming story and I enjoyed reading it. I agree a Derpy one might be great at some point, but might I suggest Applejack next. I'd really like to read aout how that would work out, her being the one being taken care off. :moustache:

oh for the love of god WTF is up whit me, i love romance:heart:

A Rainbow Dash farm might have an attached racing course. Constant competition amongst themselves. Also, there might be a guy and a gal farmer. :P You know how those rumors go. ...there might be one that always dresses in style, though.
Applejack farm? You'd better believe there'd be apple trees as far as the eye could see. Can you imagine how many apples they'd buck in a day? They could probably move mountains with their work ethic.
Flutterfarm? So. Many. ANIMALS. Possibly animal sanctuary?
Rarity farm... I shudder to think of what would happen if one of the Rarities thought another Rarity's fashion was horrid!
Trixie farm, unbearable boasting EVERYWHERE. Always trying to be the BEST. Don't know if they'd get along or not. After all, technically, they'd all be Trixie, but at the same time, each is a different individual insisting that they're the greatest.
Gilda egg farm?
Zecora, rhymes everywhere.

Also, congrats on getting me to register just to comment. Good so far!

DF

This was... Erotic. Funny. Scary. Heartwarming. All of the above.

I could maybe manage the Sparkle farm, but I don't think I could handle 16 Pinkie Pies, I'd just break after a while.

DF

Oops, forgot about the epilogue. Let's see... Well, it made me smile, stiffen and lastly feel all fuzzy inside at the end. Good work man. :)

Pleasurable read, pleasurable clop.
Keep it up, you good author, you.

--Warlord

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