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Anypony for tea?


Pinkie Pie frequently does ridiculous, dangerous, and frankly foalish things. Nopony's quite sure how she gets away with them, but she always seems to emerge with nothing more than a faint craving for cake.

Ponyville's resident sarsaparilla brewer, Sassaflash, knows Pinkie alternately as "a valued customer", and "that crazy pink mare that lives in a bucking gingerbread house", and certainly has no wish to be dragged into her antics, "valued customer" or not. That said, when a pony can hide any given object about their person, who wouldn't be just a tiny bit (fatally) curious?

It should also be noted that there doesn't seem to be any way out of... "There"... from the inside. Somepony should look into installing a door or something.

Cover Art by deviantart's wonderful "SilverVector", I recommend them for all your vectorfull needs!

Poor Sassaflash, she needs more art love; just look at how sad she looks...

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 16 )

4551693 Many thanks. I aim to please. :twilightsmile:

Oh look, a story about some random, named background pony—

by Desavlos

... That explains a lot. Darn. Now I gotta go read... :trixieshiftright::rainbowwild:

Initial reactions over,

was essential a huge barn, and it's walls

there's two errors here.

And also, you've passed my specifically made test of three good stories!

I like this. I can't wait for a sequel! :ajsmug:

4551870 Thanks! I'll try keeping it up!

4551973 Many thanks again for the support sir! I'm not sure how I missed those errors in the proofreading stages, they shall be immediately rectified. :twilightblush:

Well, I'm glad you added another chapter. It was immensely amusing!

4653492 I'm glad! It's always nice to be appreciated. :twilightsmile:

Well.. These pocket dimensions are huge.
I'm go eat something before adventuring.

My muzzle.

It was one bumpy road.

Three outta five.

Liven it live.

My Pinkie can explicitly operate through hyperspace, though it's one of those things she tries not to explicitly reveal. And yes, Cheese can do the same. I liked this -- very Lovecraft Lite-ish. :pinkiehappy:

4834679 Lovecraft-Lite seems like something I would enjoy... Thank you, sir.

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