Princess Luna is a busy mare. Busy mares still desire friendship! Taking a page from her older sister's book, she joins a website for making friends with other adult ponies! It goes about as well as you might expect.
Oh god, this is too freaking accurate to even describe. Downright freaking nailed it. Freaking hate the Dom's that think the whole 'I'm better than you' garbage. The Dom serves just as much as the sub in a real D/s dynamic, just in different ways.
Never expected to see this continue, but danm if it's not funny. Thank you 50 Shades for b0rking up every aspect of a BDSM relationship.
I really hope you continue this story, as it truly is well written and most amusing. I'll be mentioning it over at the Reddit clop-fic Link-Swap thread next time it comes up. :-)
Way to go, Luna! Chew his ass out some more. Honestly, if I were in the audience, I probably would've been confused and irritated and I probably would've given the cretin an earful in the restaurant.
I'm so glad you wrote another chapter because I really like the concept! I'm really glad I kept this in my favorites or else I would have never known you were writing more
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone, Ms. Dusky Moonbutt. You mean to tell me that my enchanting neckbeard and fedora isn't enough to swoon any woman under the sun? That the secret to being a good date, a good Dom, and an all around good person is to not treat the other person like a pet and have a massive, over-compensative superiority complex to hide my immense insecurities that my significant other just kinda-maybe doesn't need someone to tell them what to eat, how to walk, what to wear, how to piss, etc.?
This, this was painful to read. And that is part of the reason it is so damn good and I loved every second of Luna in it. There really are people who try that sort of thing, and thanks to the popularity of a certain series, that travesty is quickly becoming what people believe a Dom/sub relationship is actually like, and, MUCH WORSE, that such things are ok. As a Dom myself watching someone act like that would infuriate me to the extent my wife would probably suggest we leave before I beat the offender into unconsciousness. However despite my rage at Cloud Fluff's actions, as I said before I loved every second of Luna's performance. From "Shouldn't you take your phone in case you get into trouble?" "Meh, I'm a Goddess, I'm good. Besides if he really is all that then I plan on enjoying myself." to finally "No, you're not in charge, you're not important, and you're sure as fuck not impressive. I put up with this just to see how big of a hole you were going to dig for yourself. Now you're going to stop this shit, and if I even think you're doing it to someone else I will bury you in that hole." I can't wait for what you do next.
Somewhere in my PM lists is a particular fanart drawn by The Sexy Assistant. I'll see if I can remember to send it to you, as a sort of "inspiration" for a later chapter...
6515401 How was that passive-aggressive? I'm honestly sorry to hear you weren't aware of that usage of "scarce".
That's not even touching your little "I doubt it will ever be finished", which I'm sure you didn't MEAN to come off PA but sure seemed it. If it helps, my update schedules are erratic due to many different things I'd be happy to share.
Also, chapter three is currently in the works I have lots of material to work with.
I knew where this was going the moment he said "m'lady". I was not wrong. At least Luna seems to have taught him some things. It's disheartening how many men say they believe in being a gentleman, yet have no idea what that actually means.
Part of me almost hopes that Luna would guide him so he would learn how to live up to his chosen destiny. But I guess she had better things to do. I hope he takes her advice to heart and becomes a better stallion.
Oh god, this is too freaking accurate to even describe. Downright freaking nailed it. Freaking hate the Dom's that think the whole 'I'm better than you' garbage. The Dom serves just as much as the sub in a real D/s dynamic, just in different ways.
Seriously impressed.
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6195401 right? the struggle is real
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Could you possibly paint a bigger target on yourself?
This is funny
Never expected to see this continue, but danm if it's not funny. Thank you 50 Shades for b0rking up every aspect of a BDSM relationship.
I really hope you continue this story, as it truly is well written and most amusing. I'll be mentioning it over at the Reddit clop-fic Link-Swap thread next time it comes up. :-)
Way to go, Luna! Chew his ass out some more. Honestly, if I were in the audience, I probably would've been confused and irritated and I probably would've given the cretin an earful in the restaurant.
I'm so glad you wrote another chapter because I really like the concept! I'm really glad I kept this in my favorites or else I would have never known you were writing more
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6196934 yeah sorry i've been afk for like, over a year. shit's been nuts over here for me but i should have time to write now
but im glad y'all are enjoying Luna's adventures
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone, Ms. Dusky Moonbutt. You mean to tell me that my enchanting neckbeard and fedora isn't enough to swoon any woman under the sun? That the secret to being a good date, a good Dom, and an all around good person is to not treat the other person like a pet and have a massive, over-compensative superiority complex to hide my immense insecurities that my significant other just kinda-maybe doesn't need someone to tell them what to eat, how to walk, what to wear, how to piss, etc.?
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HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME THIS SHIT SOONER?!
6197263 this is why you're best little brother
THAT D GAME
I got to thinking. And thinking... And then some more.
It would be funny if one of Celestia's "dates" was using her to try and get closer to Luna, since Celestia is being open about herself.
Though, I know that would be almost impossible to portray without some serious cross-story work. Still, we can all dream. (And laugh!)
This, this was painful to read. And that is part of the reason it is so damn good and I loved every second of Luna in it. There really are people who try that sort of thing, and thanks to the popularity of a certain series, that travesty is quickly becoming what people believe a Dom/sub relationship is actually like, and, MUCH WORSE, that such things are ok. As a Dom myself watching someone act like that would infuriate me to the extent my wife would probably suggest we leave before I beat the offender into unconsciousness. However despite my rage at Cloud Fluff's actions, as I said before I loved every second of Luna's performance. From "Shouldn't you take your phone in case you get into trouble?" "Meh, I'm a Goddess, I'm good. Besides if he really is all that then I plan on enjoying myself." to finally "No, you're not in charge, you're not important, and you're sure as fuck not impressive. I put up with this just to see how big of a hole you were going to dig for yourself. Now you're going to stop this shit, and if I even think you're doing it to someone else I will bury you in that hole." I can't wait for what you do next.
That 50 Shades-tier BS had me like
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Glad to see that whole debacle put to an end.
6199195 storrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmyyyyy <3
Most amusing chapter, m'lady.
So happy to see a new chapter to this story, and such an amusing read it was too. I look forward to any future chapters that may come too.
I hope Merry Weather and Luna got together. But that's just me.
Please tell me you're back for good on this story. This is too good for one chapter a year.
I'm so glad this is still a thing. I couldn't let this story go, if just because of the fantastic title.
6206920 I'm a busy lady but I'll be doing what I can. I'm also planning a livestream reading of my horrible dating site messages
6207191 thank you :)
6207968 That's all I can I ask. Also, livestream you say? Where can I find this livestream?
6211971 dunno, still sorting out a time and all that.
Oh my.
...I'm having terrible images of Dominatrix!Luna.
You are a bad pony.
Somewhere in my PM lists is a particular fanart drawn by The Sexy Assistant. I'll see if I can remember to send it to you, as a sort of "inspiration" for a later chapter...
Luna should have turned that asshole into the most literal representation of his soul:
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Would have liked more detail for the role reversal, but then, I'm a pervert.
Very well done, funny all the way through!
Scarcely.
This is good, even if I doubt it will ever be finished. Here's your like.
6514813 "Scarce" is a perfectly acceptable use there, but I'm sorry you weren't aware of that.
6515367 What a wonderfully passive-aggressive response to a positive comment! You must be a fun person to be around.
6515401 How was that passive-aggressive? I'm honestly sorry to hear you weren't aware of that usage of "scarce".
That's not even touching your little "I doubt it will ever be finished", which I'm sure you didn't MEAN to come off PA but sure seemed it. If it helps, my update schedules are erratic due to many different things I'd be happy to share.
Also, chapter three is currently in the works I have lots of material to work with.
*soft cackling*
Luna is a magnificent pony.
Absolutely magnificent.
I knew where this was going the moment he said "m'lady". I was not wrong. At least Luna seems to have taught him some things. It's disheartening how many men say they believe in being a gentleman, yet have no idea what that actually means.
Part of me almost hopes that Luna would guide him so he would learn how to live up to his chosen destiny. But I guess she had better things to do. I hope he takes her advice to heart and becomes a better stallion.