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It's been a while, but I'm back home! Don't know when I'll write something for this site again, but enjoy my other stuff in the meantime!



This story is a sequel to Cool Story Bro, But It Needs More... Ponies?

Gosh dang it, Angela!

I finally ask the girl I'm crushing on out on a date, and you decide to turn both me and her into ponies just for fun?!
What the hell has happened to my life?

Edit: Made Featured Box June 9th, 2014. (Woot! Woot!)

Chapters (8)
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Comments ( 363 )

I'm surprised she didn't recognize him almost immediately from his mane and coat colors... Oh well, it'll still make for fun awkwardness. :3

Turn him into a mare this time! it would be an epic twist! not to mention hilarious to read!

Meanwhile, back in the physics classroom, Ben sat in a random desk in the back of the room, wearing Lyle's hoodie. He was hunched over his phone, reading a random pony fan fiction.
Ben muttered under his breath, shivering slightly as he scrolled to a new story on FIMFiction, "Okay... Note to self: Never read Cheerilee's Garden in class again."

Dammit, stop creating ME!

4521295 Do not give in to the temptation. That is the kind of issues that a teenager should not have to deal with on his first date! Also, I never understood why genderbender is considered funny.


Duly noted.:rainbowdetermined2:

By the way, I love your work on How My Little Brother Became an Alicorn.:rainbowkiss:


Let's be honest... We've all been Ben in that classroom.


Don't do this.

You want to save something hilariously wrong for the next sequel, right? :trollestia:

4521720 Oh wow, didn't expect this:heart:. Thanks. I really need to finish the latest chapter pronto

Gosh dang it, Angela!

Downvoted for Mormonism.

wonder if Angela will accidentally send them to equestria

Wow, I guess you really showed me, huh? Now I'll have to renounce all my evils of sex, drinking, and rock and roll music!

Thanks for showing me the good news, Brother!

4523288 Please, rock and roll music is the best.
Your idiocy entertains me. Did I ever say I was Mormon?
FYI, I'm from a family of alcoholics. So jack off.

Did I ever ask? Also, pretty sure you are Mormon. Just going by your general aura of annoyingness.

Although I suppose you could be a Jehovah's Witness. I hear they beat their kids when they get drunk too.

As for the whole "jack off" thing: I already was

Yay! I only just read the first fic, but yay! Lyle's back!


Now I'll have to renounce all my evils of sex, drinking, and rock and roll music!
Thanks for showing me the good news, Brother!

What part of that isn't implying your immediate assumption that I am mormon?
Hell fucking yes, I am annoying.
Now come back when you're off your hangover so we can have a real argument.

Oh, go suck your drunken father's dick. I'm sure Joseph Smith would forgive it, given that he probably would hit your mother if you didn't.

Meanwhile, I'm going to rub my genitals to that mental image. Ciao!

4523455 Resorting to insulting my parents, huh?
That's the best you can do?
Even my "drunken father" could've done better than that.

Well, I never claimed to be an expert. I'm sure you could give me LOTS of tips on the proper ways to hit your spouse.

And remember, it ain't rape if you're married! Which explains more than a few things, come to think of it.

But do you want to know the REAL reason I hate little shits like you so much?

4523526 Yes, I can give you plenty of advice on how to have sex with your own wife. Obviously you need the help if you have to tell her it's not rape.
And you probably hate little shits like me because we're a fuck ton smarter than you. If you can't take what you dish out, grow the hell up.

4523542 Ooh, snappy! Although I prefer bottom, myself. Though I find people who proclaim themselves 17-year-old fans of MLP, anime, and Zelda have had a very small amount of sexual experience, so please forgive me if I don't take that at face value.

And no, Paheal doesn't count as true love. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but I'm not.

If you're in the market for simulated intercourse, I have a... familiarity with several implements of the trade. I'll link some personal favorites.

OOH, I almost forgot! The cliffhanger in my last message! I hate people like you for your stories, and taste in music.

It's simple, of course, but complexity is for people smarter than me. I just hate anybody I want to.

4523565 Wow, you actually took the time to go to my user page? You know how long it's been since I updated that?
And have you seen any anime? If you have, you'd know most of it is written by sex addicts.
You assume I've never had sex. :rainbowlaugh:

4523608 Well, as some old Chinese asshole said, "Know thine enemy".

Of course, this was around the time "know" was used to refer to the rather more carnal kind of knowledge. So maybe I'm misinterpreting.

In any case, I can't prove you're a virgin. But let's just say I have pretty good pattern recognition, hmm?
No, the dog doesn't count

4523628 No you can't. :rainbowlaugh:
But if there's one redeeming quality you have so far, it's how long you've carried on this completely pointless argument. :twilightsmile:

Yet in the end, all you could really do was rack up the comments on this story and put a tiny red mark at the top of the page. Thank you, good sir for this rather enjoyable verbal jousting. Certainly reminded me that a few people on this earth could use a shot of intelligence boost with their coffee... Yes, and I mean you. Have a nice day. :P


Edit: Made Featured Box June 9th, 2014. (Woot! Woot!)

Wait, what? Today's June 9th. Weird, how'd I miss that in the FB?


Meh, wasn't there for too long. Just long enough for me to see it, which is long enough for me.:ajsmug:

...Wait... It's still up there! YAY!

Just saw this in the feature box and went "hmm... Interesting let's take a look..." And boy am I glad I did.
You sir have earned my favorite.


Thank you!:twilightsmile:
Have you read its prequel already?:moustache:

4524438 *eyes widen* there's a prequel?! :pinkiegasp:
*runs off to read prequel*


:facehoof: Doesn't anyone read the tag that says, "This story is sequel to...":ajbemused:

4524462 I just saw the summary on the in the feature box, then scrolled down and clicked on the first chapter... Sorry

I love this story, I can't wait for another chapter!

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